Wonky Got Frontdoored!
Wonky McValtrex was burglarized last night after some bitches opened her unlocked front door and waltzed right in without a problem. Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into.
The L.A. Times says that the burglary went down sometime this morning at Wonky's Hollywood Hills herp nest when she wasn't home. The burglars stole $2 million worth of her fugly shit including jewelry and other stuff.
The LAPD are at Wonky's house today looking at footage from the security tapes and talking to whores.
The burglars are lucky Wonky wasn't home at the time, because she would've jumped on their peens and fucked them to death with her toxic vagina. They are no match for the dick bandit.
And it's probably easy for the LAPD to find out who did it. They just have to check all the free clinics today for any dudes asking for a Valtrex prescription, because you know her jewelry is covered with her skank jelly. Especially, her diamond covered puss beads.
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Personally I think crimes against children should carry DOUBLE whatever the sentence would be for the same crime committed against an adult.
And if it's sexual abuse against a child...pack a cooler, some power tools, a blow torch, and take em for a one way ride into the woods.
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Hoff - I made the mistake of going onto Megan's Law website.
I'm surrounded by sexual predators. One even lives 6 houses from me. He's a pedo.
It's fucking terrifying.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:11pm.
I just wanna know what HAPPENED. Did she OD the baby with Xanax or chloroform trying to sedate her and then pitch her in the woods?
This case reminds me of that movie (what was it titled?) with Julianne Moore, in which she accidentally killed her child by giving him codeine cough syrup. She was trying to make him stay asleep while she went out and partied and got laid.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:18pm.
Why are pedophiles allowed parole?
It's fucked up.
Rapists/murderers/pedo's cannot be reformed. They should never be allowed out of prison.
And if you are sentenced to death, you should not sit on death row for 40 fucking years.
FUCKING A RIGHT!
It's all kinds of fucked up. I was looking at my local county website, I am surrounded by sexual crimminals, it's unreal. they live all around here.
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Life sentences here, depending on the jurisdiction and state, I believe a life sentence can be just that, or in accordance to the crime, example, 1st degree murder, 25 to life, parole possible unless it is imposed that no parole will be granted, circumstances of a crime also determine by the judicial system guide lines, how long of a sentence can be given.
But I watch Law & Order and other various crime shit on TV, so what do I really know.
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Stoney - I need to know too.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:17pm.
Several states still of the death penalty. For instance, the prosecution can seek the death penalty if any one of 22 special circumstances can be proven.
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I don't know which is worse: someone getting the death penalty or someone being let out 10 years after they viciously murder someone.
If they get the death penalty, they get an easy out of never having to really deal with what they've done and suffer for it.
If they get let out, well, that's just a slap on the hand.
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Awwww... poor little wonky mcvaltrex. All I can say is, the stupid bitch deserves it. She has $2 Million in assets in her house (stupid move #1) and she leaves her house unlocked (stupid move #2)? Why didn't she just put up a sign that says "I'm a walking cum dumpster with no brain, and I've left my $2 Million in assets in my home without locking it"? Talk about brain dead.
Wonky mcvaltrex - Queen of the dumbasses...
Why are pedophiles allowed parole?
It's fucked up.
Rapists/murderers/pedo's cannot be reformed. They should never be allowed out of prison.
And if you are sentenced to death, you should not sit on death row for 40 fucking years.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:15pm.
Hoff - Scott Peterson is on death row.
my bad.
who am I thinking of? maybe that guy from boston who killed is pregnant wife in the ninties..
and I agree, they let these people off to easy, we spent too much money helping other countries when we should be managing our own nutjobs and preverts.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:07pm.
I just read somewhere that the harshest punishment available in the Canadian judicial system is that someone can be given a 'life sentence' of 25 years with the possibility of parole after 10.
Ok, so someone like this who clearly intended to kill another human being, let alone a poor little baby, would be allowed to roam the streets in 10 years?
Awesome.
Is this the same for the States?
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Several states still of the death penalty. For instance, the prosecution can seek the death penalty if any one of 22 special circumstances can be proven.
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In Australia, you can bash and rape a bitch and be out in time for supper.
We have a Criminal Justice System in place down harh - i.e. Justice for the Criminal. Same as our sister colony Canada.
What the hell is wrong with the judicial systems of the world? If someone kills another human being in cold blood, or even has the capacity to violently murder or torture an animal, we're well aware of what they're capable of and willing to do, so WHY IN THE FUCK should there be ANY chance of them EVER spending another day outside of prison????
Edited to add: Even if it's not in cold blood (ie, the result of depression, substance abuse, etc etc) they still did it, so why so much lenience???
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Well if you want to kill someone and get away with it in the US, you just need to eat a whole box of twinkies beforehand or leave a glove at the scene that's too small for you.
Hoff - Scott Peterson is on death row.
I thought a "life sentence" in the US was 20 years, but it's possible to get more than one.
I just wanna know what HAPPENED. Did she OD the baby with Xanax or chloroform trying to sedate her and then pitch her in the woods? Did she leave the baby in that abondoned apartment to go out and party and she had an accident and died? Did she actually kill the baby on PURPOSE? I need the cause of death, because I really want to know.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:50pm.
Her front door just like her legs are always open, this is not news...
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would it be news if the burglars then left through her back door?
I've heard rumours that LA has a subway - who knew?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:03pm.
@Sandbitch. Ha. Nice avvie:)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:07pm.
I just read somewhere that the harshest punishment available in the Canadian judicial system is that someone can be given a 'life sentence' of 25 years with the possibility of parole after 10.
Is this the same for the States?
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LCT- we're all fucked up. If the state where the crime was commited doesn't have the death penalty, the life w/o parole is the max...UNLESS a federal case is made, then the can get death. I think Texas has an express lane in death row.
Of course if you're rich, none of the above apply.
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No. in some states, you get life in prison for a violent rape.
scott peterson is doing life without any shot at parole.
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I hope the DA revises the indictment and goes for the death penalty.
Why does Parasite look like Jamie Farr's character "Klinger" from M.A.S.H...?
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Yes, the grandmother turned her daughter in, cried to police about the smell of death in the car, then after spending a couple days with her daughter, recants the entire thing and says she mistook rotten pizza for decomposition?
Bitch please. She was a nurse, the grandfather a retired HOMICIDE detective. They KNOW what decomposition smells like and it aint ANYTHING close to rotten pizza.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:05pm.
You know, I'm against the death penalty for that exact reason.
let the bitch spend the next fifty years with her own thoughts for company.
and they'd have no choice but to put her in solitary.
perfect!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Yes that was her first breakdown cause she knew then she was up shit creek. She knew she wasn't getting out of jail ever then once they found the body parts. That's why she needed a sedative.
I just read somewhere that the harshest punishment available in the Canadian judicial system is that someone can be given a 'life sentence' of 25 years with the possibility of parole after 10.
Ok, so someone like this who clearly intended to kill another human being, let alone a poor little baby, would be allowed to roam the streets in 10 years?
Awesome.
Is this the same for the States?
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Stoney on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:01pm
I'm sure the tears will be real, only, they will be for herself getting caught in the lies and holding out on borrowed time.
She is fucked now, if they can't make a death penalty case, I am fine with her being put away forever, solitary confinement, 45 minutes a day outside, no visitors, no interviews, no NOTHING!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The grandparents know A LOT more than they're letting on.
and it will come out. I for one, cannot wait.
that poor baby. merry christmas, huh.
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PS Isn't is also magical how Casey Anthony's mother turned her in, thinking she had done something with the child, but the second it seemed apparent that Caylee was most likely dead, suddenly she is her daughter's biggest defender? Ugh. Fry THAT bitch for aiding and abetting her little sociopath.
Stoney - apparently since the discovery of the skull, Casey has been sedated.
Guilty much?
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I have no sympathy for the grandparents, they have been hindering the investigation for MONTHS! They are looking at obstruction of justice charges, have admitted to not telling the cops the truth and are asking for full immunity in exchange for the 'truth'.
Fuck them.
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Funny...in the day and age of DNA identification, one would think the real murderer would not repeatedly try to notify the police of the location of the body, regardless of how stupid they are or how much they think they're "throwing the police off the track."
Then again...never underestimate the stupidity of certain people. People like Casey Anthony, who are incredibly stupid, guilty, and bad at lying. Fry the bitch.
I would LOVE to see Casey's reaction to the news they identified Caylee. I'm sure the fake tears and phony shock were truly a sight to behold.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:57pm
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Exactly, M.E...this trial is going to piss me off so badly, with all the lawyers saying ridiculuous shit like that.
And please, now that they have her poor little body, make this a death penalty case.
She always brings out your best evil work MK. She's your muse. Put's you back on track when you get sort of Martha Stewarty with the puppies and all.
If Casey gets the death penalty, her parents are going to go through hell. Even though she probably will be on death row for years, imagine losing your grandchild and "not believing" your own daughter killed her, and then she is sentenced to death. I feel sorry for them.
The defense is still sticking with the Zanny the Nanny excuse, saying that police were getting too close to finding Caylee, so Zanny killed her and dumped her close to teh house to frame Casey.
Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
If Zanny killed her, how did she get a garbage bag, blankets and duct tape from the Anthony home?
Paris looks exceptionally ugly in this photo-more than normal.
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It is my understanding that the area was too flooded to search back in August, although they SHOULD have drained it.
The meter reader called the police 3 times in August......11,12,13. The last time he called, 2 detectives went out there with him and one of the detectives went into the brush and could not find anything! The defense )assholes) are blowing this all out of purportion and saying that HE had something to do with it. The police are saying that after their investigation, he was merely a concerned citizen!!!!
LCT - yes, the meter reader called in on Aug 11th reported seeing a bag in the area, called again on the 12th and 13th, on the 13 he met with a police officer, nothing was found. There is an internal investigation going on now as to why the cop didn't see anything back in August.
Off topic...okay, now maybe George and Cindy Anthony will pull their heads out of their fucking asses.
On topic...look for a criminal with a cherry red peen.
Her front door just like her legs are always open, this is not news...
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Stoney - They have determined it's a homicide. I wonder if they will be able to tell cause of death.
Paris lives in the Valley? That's pretty random. Maybe this is a second house.
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The dick bandit!?! Who would that be? Hahahahha! MK you crack me up so bad. They need to get some industrial strength bleach and Valtrex to get that herp out...who would rob her like that knowing all the diseases flowing from that skank on all her shit anyway? I wonder if there's a cure for doggy herp coming from humans....EWWW!!!!
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