Wonky Got Frontdoored!
Wonky McValtrex was burglarized last night after some bitches opened her unlocked front door and waltzed right in without a problem. Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into.
The L.A. Times says that the burglary went down sometime this morning at Wonky's Hollywood Hills herp nest when she wasn't home. The burglars stole $2 million worth of her fugly shit including jewelry and other stuff.
The LAPD are at Wonky's house today looking at footage from the security tapes and talking to whores.
The burglars are lucky Wonky wasn't home at the time, because she would've jumped on their peens and fucked them to death with her toxic vagina. They are no match for the dick bandit.
And it's probably easy for the LAPD to find out who did it. They just have to check all the free clinics today for any dudes asking for a Valtrex prescription, because you know her jewelry is covered with her skank jelly. Especially, her diamond covered puss beads.
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I don't know if it's just me but that was kinda hard to search even...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/06/06/what-did-paris-hiltons-ori...
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They are ruling that it is a Homicide, Hopefully, they will get something from the toxologist reports..........such as clorophorm (sic)!
Beating her with a lead pipr would be to damn easy for Casey. She needs to suffer long and hard!
I don't know if it's been said in here already but CNN is saying this same guy who found the skull reported the bag way back in August.
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All hell is going to break loose for Casey Anthony and her fucking cunty family!
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diamond covered puss beads?
and you're hungover, MK?
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Hekki, good idea. I was thinking that. (rescuing her little chi chis, etc)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:34pm.
cunty, she HAS had her nose done. TWICE. This is the nose she chose.
It still shocks me when people don't know that.
===Shame they can't do something about those huge fucking feet of hers.
I don't think I want to know how this child died (but I'm sure it'll be all over the news).
Did I just read that they have CONFIRMED that it's Caylee??
*opens up fox news*
RIP Caylee.
Too bad they couldn't determine the cause of death!!
Didn't this piece of garbage pull this "burglary" crap before? Oh, don't tell me now there will be "unauthorized" tapes of this diseased skank getting busy with God knows what.
Regard poor little CAYLEE, here's the link to the video where Dr. Jan Garavaglia (Dr. G) confirms the ID of the body.
http://www.clickorlando.com/video/14013179/index.html
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:34pm.
cunty, she HAS had her nose done. TWICE. This is the nose she chose.
It still shocks me when people don't know that.
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Hi PSL! I was just about to say the same thing.
And I have a bad feeling that every LAPD detective will be put on the case and her bullshit loss will be made the top priority of the city. Although...I think the new PD chief doesn't really care for her. But I imagine there will be some waste of resources for her dumb ass.
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Probably yet another publicty stunt for the desperate bitch.
She looks old ha ha ha haaaaaaaa pfft. And orange and like she needs some Proactive.
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA
I bet the thieves grabbed her thongs and got an instant 3rd degree burn.
*shudder*
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:34pm.
read my prior post. I see you did. go to awfulpasticsurgery.com. you'll see old pics.
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The meter reader who found Caylee's remains called in 4 MONTHS ago, THREE TIMES saying he saw a plastic bag there and they either never went out there, or didn't see it when they did.
Of course, Casey's attorney and family is saying that he's suspicious, maybe he did it.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
did she really have her nose worked twice????
damn if i was her i would be screaming REFUND!!!
what did her old nose look like? i have always seen her with that witchy beak. Maybe she just removed the hairy warts from the tip?
Submitted by Cindyloo on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:35pm.
That's a real unattractive picture of her.
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That's a real unattractive picture of her.
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the only thing that surprises me about the skank is that she still hasn't surgically-altered that parrot's beak she has for nose...very unattractive...that and the fact that she looks like she is pushing 45yo...a not very well-preserved 45yo I might add. And she thinks she is hot????!!!! LMAO
cunty, she HAS had her nose done. TWICE. This is the nose she chose.
It still shocks me when people don't know that.
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Sooo...Paris Hilton's front door is even less guarded than her vagina. Is anybody surprised?
Submitted by Dallas: "Sheriff of Orange County just said that, the remains found are Caylee Anthony! Rest in Peace Caylee!"
Never thought I'd be so relieved to hear such bad news. I would like to personally beat Casey Anthony with a lead pipe and then throw HER in a trash bag for the animals to eat. And her evil mother, too.
This wonky eye bitch is starting to look like raw ass!
what is she waiting to get her nose done? that shit looks horrendous
something tells me they'll find whoever is behind all this...
i'd love to break into this bitches house...and go through her stuff :P
ooops double post
Evil Bitch.
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If the idiot doesn't turn on her security system, then she deserves it.
Ah, she deserves every bad thing that happens to her, the piece of shit.
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She'll blame the help.
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Whoa, Michael K, wayyyyy harsh, even for you. Funny but harsh.
Hekki, you makin me laff too. It's turning out to be a very happy friday!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:21pm.
MK said: "Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into."
I bet her back door isn't too hard to get into, either, ha ha ha.
She looks like jeff goldblum in drag
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What? Lucky bastards $2 mill worth of shit?
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Sheriff of Orange County just said that, the remains found are Caylee Anthony! Rest in Peace Caylee!
Walking into a house that just was burglarized not funny.. BUT in this case, I will allow myself to not feel sorry.
Lory! roflol
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:15pm.
Poor burglar. Dumb fucker will need the A team in hazmat suits...
OMG! I wonder if they knew it was Wonky's house? They need to be notified ASAP and get down to the free clinic for their shots!
at least the LAPD would have no trouble finding her house....
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She looks like Jerri in "Strangers With Candy"
I'm going to have nightmares starring her blubbery lips.
BTW: Now we know were the bacon-cheeseroll receipe came from. Someone stole photos of Benji peen after boinking her.
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Submitted by Stick Stickly on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:20pm.
Bitch is looking old these days.
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Where was Winona?
I hope the burglars act wisely and post all of her vids, photos, diaries, prescriptions, and other personal stuff online. Everything else is insured and replaceable.
This is the girl who used "PARIS" as the PIN on her PDA.
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ImpertinentVixen - your avatar rules.
MK said: "Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into."
I bet her back door isn't too hard to get into, either, ha ha ha.
Bitch is looking old these days.
She looks OLD.
What a ugly, OLD, dumb bitch.
She probably figured someone else would lock her house FOR her. I mean, she had to be told three times she couldn't drive on a suspended license, so she ain't the brightest bulb in the box, if you get what I'm saying.