Wonky Got Frontdoored!

Wonky McValtrex was burglarized last night after some bitches opened her unlocked front door and waltzed right in without a problem. Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into.

The L.A. Times says that the burglary went down sometime this morning at Wonky's Hollywood Hills herp nest when she wasn't home. The burglars stole $2 million worth of her fugly shit including jewelry and other stuff.

The LAPD are at Wonky's house today looking at footage from the security tapes and talking to whores.

The burglars are lucky Wonky wasn't home at the time, because she would've jumped on their peens and fucked them to death with her toxic vagina. They are no match for the dick bandit.

And it's probably easy for the LAPD to find out who did it. They just have to check all the free clinics today for any dudes asking for a Valtrex prescription, because you know her jewelry is covered with her skank jelly. Especially, her diamond covered puss beads.

Posted by: Michael K

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Paris Hilton

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:20pm.

Is it wrong to laugh?

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Submitted by Crass_Ass on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:18pm.

About fucking time some shit happened to her. When you treat people like garbage and put on charades to get whatever you want because you're a spoiled bitch, it WILL come back to you.

Karma's a bitch...and so is this wonk-eyed cunt.

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