Lisa Rinna And Her Roid Lips To Do Playboy
Lisa Rinna will take her clothes off and bare her nasties for Playboy Magazine. You know, because it shows everyone that she's 45, fabulous and not afraid to show her body only a plastic surgeon could love.
Lisa basically confirmed the news to Extra. They asked her if the rumors were true and said queefed, "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so... I think that could be a yes."
Okay, Lisa Rinna has an okay body, but those lips of hers still look like if you poked them ass puss would ooze out in gallons. A tube of Preparation H jizzes in its pants every time it sees Lisa's lips. This makes me think that her basement lips probably match, because she's all about symmetry and shit. You know she fills that shit with vegetable oil, collagen, liquid nails and anything else she can shove into a syringe, because even a back alley surgeon won't go near those lips. That shit is so puffed up that Harry Hamlin has to spread them apart using a crowbar just to stick his peen in.
The Photoshop artistes at Playboy will have their work cut out for them when airbrushing her collagen-filled coochie lips.
And when I was researching this important story like any serious journalist would, I found (NSFW) this fucking funny article on why Playboy never shows large labia lips! Playboy hates fatty twatty lips!
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I hope her lips won't be posing naked.
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She's probably one of the top 10 people I NEVER want to see naked. Yuck. Personality and Looks both suck.
Self absorbed and ugly.
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Sand blast that fucking make up off her face and I would be willing to bet she looks like shit rolled in rice! Damm that is an ugly mug, I look at her and keep expecting to hear a big ripper come out of her mouth!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:38am.
Hey, angel! I don't think there's a twelve year old boy who doesn't have a school teacher fetish. But this spread would completely crush the dream and scar these poor boys for life.
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Great just what we need ANOTHER middle aged woman who cant let go. Ladies listen up, this shit is getting really fuckin pathetic. 45 year old ladies should be RUNNING SHIT, they should be classy and sophisticated NOT trying to act 27 years old. Playboy has become the most pathetic magazine there is ABSOLUTELY NO prerequisite to be in that mag anymore. What a crying shame, who the fuck wants to see this asshole naked? Please.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:30am.
I just feel sorry for the 12 year old boys who will witness this mess naked after sneaking a peek at dad's playboy stash. We must think of the children and put a stop to this.
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I'm with you, Mr. Pres. I mean - she used to be kinda hot but I can't EVER imagine wanting to see her nekkid...but then...unless you got some kinda schoolteacher fetish...hmm....
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I just feel sorry for the 12 year old boys who will witness this mess naked after sneaking a peek at dad's playboy stash. We must think of the children and put a stop to this.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Nasty looking lips, almost like a prolapsed rectum, but maybe they're fun to kiss, or maybe it feels good to have your dick sucked by giant fake lips. I don't know.
Ummm, she's nasty. Hugh needs to get his sons running the mag rag so they can tell his dad what's hot and what's not because Hugh is obviously loosing his taste with his mind.
But you know the spread will look good. I see a photo shop award coming up for PB.
She is one of the last people I would ever want to see naked.Yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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hehehe And it's ALL ME, baby!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
that's scary!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:54am.
My anus looked a hell of a lot better right after giving birth.
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Looks better now too, sweetie, MUAH!
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***Submitted by peaches on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:42am.
She's the only person whose lips look more like an anus than cuntalina!***
My anus looked a hell of a lot better right after giving birth.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by peaches on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:42am.
She's the only person whose lips look more like an anus than cuntalina!
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Kinda makes you glad you didn't see pictures of the anus though, doesn't it?
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She's the only person whose lips look more like an anus than cuntalina!
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she's just another washed up Baywatch hag
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 -
He didn't kill me at birth, so he must like pains in the ass. I'm hoping for Lisa's sake that the cataracts of the average Playboy reader keep them from focusing on her ugly mug.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:08am.
Yes, but then again, I'm sure he's also got a lower tolerance for hemorrhoids than she does.
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He didn't kill me at birth, so he must like pains in the ass. I'm hoping for Lisa's sake that the cataracts of the average Playboy reader keep them from focusing on her ugly mug.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:04am.
Sorry to tell you this, Lisa, but my great grandfather has higher standards, and he's an average Playboy subscriber.
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Yes, but then again, I'm sure he's also got a lower tolerance for hemorrhoids than she does.
I saw her last Playboy stuff and it looked like it was straight out of the 70s. I hope she has enough respect for herself to clean up the vag this time...if you can't bring yourself to shaving, at least fucking trim! I swear, her vag looked like a giant black tumbleweed. NOT hot.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Sorry to tell you this, Lisa, but my great grandfather has higher standards, and he's an average Playboy subscriber.
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okay, don't shoot the messenger..
My daughter just informed me that the teens at school are calling "skinny mom's" necks, "Vaginex" because of the cords that stand out on either side of their necks...So, I guess it's wrong to hate on Lisa...she's just got some hemorrhoids to go with her vaginex?
i remember her being interviewed and the writer wrote Rinna dodged the lip question (real? Not real? Like we need to even ask) by saying 'I do what I can to 'stay fresh' and was all 'coy'. Lemme tell ya, at 45 you're not fresh. You can looks good, healthy at any age but you're never gonna be an ingenue again.
Her lips make her look like such an over the top vain freak it's off putting. she could be really nice but anyone who is so invested in overdoing the surgery to the point of disfigurement (to me at least) makes them just seem ugly, period. You can care about your appearance and take care of yourself but this is just pathological and well..kind of amusing.
They should put a bag over her head it will increase sales
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Her body is gorgeous. She is in amazing shape, and is long and lean. I love her body.
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gross is the right word for this...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Kris Kardashian is really looking hwat for having three 20-somthing kids!
Every time I look at that hideous mouth I think of Pete Burns when his puffed lips DID get infected. Oh god, the pictures of the puss leaking out was enough to put anyone off doing this!
she is not a bad looking woman, but she looks like everything is hanging by a thread on her...literally. Just like those ladies from 'Death Becomes Her' right before they start falling appart.
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She is a thin lipped woman who has puffed them strangely, abnormally. It never works, the lip puffing. But her collagen did look better ten years ago. I think they are so distorted now because she had a FACE LIFT. When they pull that skin back, your mouth must go back too and a bit of the inner lip is exposed. Must be. I think the same thing happened to Mary Tyler Moore! And I love MTM. It's just sad, really. All this living up to someone else's beauty ideal. Even your vagina!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:51pm.
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Girls in Porno are getting their labs lopped off too.
The whole, "OMG saggy labs" shit is so tarded. I fucking hate this backwards society and I doubly hate the scummy men that keep trying to denegrate the female genitals. Sorry, dudes, your genitals ain't any prettier either and if it all feels good get over it and turn off the lights OR grow the fuck up and learn to see something that might look ugly as beautiful. Oysters? Hello? lol
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:06pm.
It's thanks to Playboy's retarded rule that women get labia reduction surgery. Apparently it's become hugely popular because women are afraid they don't look like "normal" girls. This surgery however could screw you up sexually. It's really sad. Apparently there are lots of women out there doing it even though they don't have too and then they end up not being able to enjoy sex anymore. Doctors are considering it a new form of genital mutilation.
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Well said. I also truly believe that Playboy has made bigger labia an abnormal thing. Whether they like it or not, Playboy is probably the most widely circulated porn magazine. Even I have to admit that I've wonderd if smaller labia were normal and anything sticking out was abnormal, since you never saw it in the mainstream publications. All these charlatans are now promoting their labial "rejuvenation" surgeries that are completely unnecessary and potentially harmful, all because too many girls and ignorant guys base norms on their Dad's Playboy subscription. It really isn't different than African FGM. Cutting off female genitalia because "it doesn't look good or decent" isn't just something the "savages" do.
Plunger Puss.
She is literally butt ugly.
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Damn that's nasty her fucking lips make me wanna
cry they be so ugly
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I read way too much on the labia website. OY...that's gina-overdose!
[Personally] I've just never thought genitals are good looking. Saggy scrotums, puckery brown bung holes and saggy lab-lips are just not cute. If the nawty bits are clean and smell nice and aren't infected with anything then viva the nether uglies!
Thanks for the enlightening labia article link! I guess having large labia is the female equivalent of being well hung!
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Submitted by yolie on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:55pm.
You think that is nasty? She did Playboy about ten years ago when she was pregnant! Her nipples scared me!
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Holy opthamologist, Batman! She can put an eye out with those nips...Two even!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
her cheekbones have gotten bigger too. this chick has no reality mirror. another Jocelyn Wildenstein in the making
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Ha! I found the pics of her in Playboy when she was pregs!
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You think that is nasty? She did Playboy about ten years ago when she was pregnant! Her nipples scared me!
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omg! Mk, you nearly made me cry lol! I had NO idea it was normal for women to have big uns!! As a NOT proud big un owner, I've always hated down there after peeking at mags as a teen. I thought I was probably the only freak!!! Geesh. And yep I've often considered having em trimmed but oww no. And embarrassing! So I've been very shy instead, and just thanked god that no ex ever mentioned it!! Now it seems, there are more..and its normal I guess, not completely fugly. Wow. Still wish I had a nice neat little bun cake though :D Thanks for the BIG sigh of relief. And it's taken me 24 years. wow. :'(. oh well! And how weird to be discussing me beef curtains with a bunch of peeps and MK haha! :D sorry but its been a sensitive subject and now i'm all glowing with happiness. Seriously!
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:06pm.
Yes, it would probably damage some nerve endings, wouldn't it?
I just had to check with my 17 year old sister if labia size is a popular topic of conversation amongst the youngins. And it is! People like Perez referring to Lauren Conrad as beef curtains has brought it up though, not Playboy...
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It's thanks to Playboy's retarded rule that women get labia reduction surgery. Apparently it's become hugely popular because women are afraid they don't look like "normal" girls. This surgery however could screw you up sexually. It's really sad. Apparently there are lots of women out there doing it even though they don't have too and then they end up not being able to enjoy sex anymore. Doctors are considering it a new form of genital mutilation.
She is so gross.
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She is such a pancake makeup face. She also has a nasty body from having all those kids. Her mid-section is gross. She thinks she looks good, but she looks tore up from the floor up...