A Bitch Crazier Than Jacko Exists!
Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a crazy bitch! Remember this insane ho? She was arrested for trespassing on Jacko's property a little while ago. and claimed she was his wife. Well, Billie Jean Jackson is still riding high on the cuckoo train and she's filed a lawsuit against Jacko claiming she's Blanket's real mom. In court documents that could have been written by Christopher Guest, Billie Jean states she wants joint custody of Blanket with visits on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. She can't chill with Blanket on Monday through Thursday, because she's usually tied up....in a straitjacket.
In addition to custody of Blanket, Billie Jean wants $1 billion in support. HA! I love this crazy-brained lunatic! Billie Jean says she filed the complaint because her husband kept having her arrested when she tried to visit Blanket. Billie even lists his name as Blanket even though his birth name is Prince Michael Jackson II.
Jacko has never publicly said who Blanket's mommy is. I wouldn't be shocked to learn that Blanket is somehow related to Nicole Kidman's precious pillow baby.
Blanket has to be my favorite name ever. Period. I hope he runs for president when he grows up, because President Blanket has a nice ring to it.
And don't you think it would be kind of fun to have Billie Jean Jackson's brand of crazy? You can stroll into a court place and sue a bitch for $1 billion without cracking a laugh or screaming SYKE! Her brains are definitely made of squirrel poo, because she actually thinks Jacko has a billion dollars.
I hope this shit goes to trial and I hope they make a reality show out of it. Billie Jean Jackson's insanity needs its own TV show!
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$1 billion in child support.... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Oh, and she need to stop stocking up on Halloween wigs the day after Halloween. She need to spend the money that she buys thirty of those rags she wears on a single decent wig. And wash it and style it so that doesn't look as if it just came out of a plastic bag.
"Blanket" was kidnapped from a Swedish family. That child has neither Jacko's nor her DNA.
Wouldn't Blanket be black if he belonged to this woman and Michael Jackson?
I could have swore that this was New York from Flavor of Love/I love New York/or whatever else.
I'm all about tatoos but that is the most hideous thing I'm ever seen. That's way worse than a chola. What the fuck are people thinking.
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When it comes to Michael Jackson, anything is possible, come on. I like that lady's chutzpa and her hair is nice.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
SQUID BRAINS, please.
I feel close to this ho. She's my kinda crazy train conductor.
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I'm guessing that ABLE stands for Anal Bottoms Lacking Enemas. It's the charity closest to Tommy's heart...
What lawyer would actually file and represent someone this whacked out?This ho is insane.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
If she was lucky, MJ could afford an actual blanket.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:50pm.
asking for a billion? she thinks she's Chrysler?
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HHAHHAHAHHAa
prime example of why i love reading the comments - guaranteed to be as funny as the stories.
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well, if no one here has claimed to be, I am Paris and Prince Michael's mother. I too, would like a billion dollars.
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- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
The shocker of the post:
"Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a crazy bitch! Remember this insane ho? She was arrested for trespassing on Jacko's property..."
I didn't know Jack-O(ff) had any property left?
Blanket is an amazing name.
Jacko probably just asked the kid what he wanted to be named and the rest is history.
Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:55pm.
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I absolutely did see it and thank you for it. Jackson's Thriller can out when I was a teenager and I had a huge mother of all crushes on him. I even dreamed of him. It is funny when you get much older and more mature you look back on crap like that and realize how stupid it was. Enough, I have to turn in. Peace Hope and Love Forever.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:15pm
Hey, did you see my tribute to you on the Duggar thread??
I know, he was gorgeous when he was young; I'll never forget his "Thriller" album cover. Even my grandpa was like, "He used to be a good-looking young man...what happened?" Like, he was seriously bewildered, LOL!
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
Perhaps Jacko could call the boy he was accused of molesting as a witness in this trial.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
http://incitingariot.blogspot.com/2006/02/michael-jacksons-kids.html
http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.j...
Yeah, no way in hell those kids are his. Which begs the question: what do you think would happen to the average single 50-year-old black male who happened to have 3 white children under the age of 10 living with him? What about if the guy had been charged with child molestation, TWICE? Sheesh.
Michael's anticipated defense: "She claims that I am the one, but the kid is not her son.”
http://popsquire.com/2008/12/19/popsquire-beat-dec-14-19/
Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:54pm.
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Hey pal. Ya his kids are white as hell. They don't have a stich of African in them. I really think the guy is a phedofile. And that scares me with his children and the way he masks them in public. That is so fucking unnatural. He is a really wierd person. He was actually a good looking man in the early 80's, and then he butchered his face and bleached his skin. It is very sad because he had a great voice and wonderful showmanship.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Ummm...I know this has been said a thousand times, but isn't Blanket WHITE AS FUCK?? Like whiter than Princess Diana, Billy Graham, and Heather Locklear combined?
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
No, Darth Vadder is Jacko's kid's daddy, and this lady?...right? whatever. This lady is just fucking nuts
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:31pm.
Not all the crazies are in the California prison system.
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You'd think the ones who are a danger to little boys' bumholes would be the first to be locked up.
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Obviously, the prosecution failed to prove his case beyond a reasonable doubt ... or the jury was *nuts*.
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I feel nothing but sadness for Jacko's kids. Children bought and sold like chattel to a fucking pedo. Disgusting and vile.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:17pm.
YA RIGHT STUPID BITCH. IF YOU AND MICHAEL GOT IT ON YOU WOULD HAVE A USDA PRIME BUCKWHEAT ON YOUR HANDS. AND A VERY CUTE AND PRECIOUS ONE I AM SURE. BUT FUCK NO. THOSE KIDS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD FUCKING BE INDIGENOUS TO ENGLAND SCOTLAND OR IRELAND. THEY ARE THAT FUCK WHITE LOOKING. AND MICHAEL IS NOT THE FATHER EITHER. THAT IS FUCKING OBVIOUS.
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Amen Cholly...Us crazy whores know there's a difference between being crazy in the brains and stupid in the brains and this whore is far more the latter...That said, I'd like to think I'm equally crazy AND stupid in the brains...At least that's what my mama always told me...when she was being nice to me....:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:31pm.
Not all the crazies are in the California prison system.
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You'd think the ones who are a danger to little boys' bumholes would be the first to be locked up.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:26pm.
Not all the crazies are in the California prison system.
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What's funnier: MJ claiming those kids are only white because of his vitiligo or that his son's name is Blanket?
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Own it like a strap-on.
YA RIGHT STUPID BITCH. IF YOU AND MICHAEL GOT IT ON YOU WOULD HAVE A USDA PRIME BUCKWHEAT ON YOUR HANDS. AND A VERY CUTE AND PRECIOUS ONE I AM SURE. BUT FUCK NO. THOSE KIDS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD FUCKING BE INDIGENOUS TO ENGLAND SCOTLAND OR IRELAND. THEY ARE THAT FUCK WHITE LOOKING. AND MICHAEL IS NOT THE FATHER EITHER. THAT IS FUCKING OBVIOUS.
First of all Blanket isn't even Michael's let alone this crazy bitches. Those kids are WHITE! Michael Jackson still has black DNA regardless of his actual skin color.
Happy news for you, ChefCammi! Congrats! *throws confetti!* I didn't think it was appropriate for me to congratulate you on the saggy labia thread. haha
Wait, hold up...Ain't Blanket white like the rest of MJ's "biological" kids?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
All his kids are as white as my arse and it looks like he bought every one of them. Hasn't anyone done a genetic test and determined that Jackson is not biologically related to any of them and that maybe he bought the children illegally outside of legal adoption agencies?
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:15pm
MAZEL TOV!! Congratulations!!!
and i have been threating beeshes to vote for you!
I have voted three times today, hehehe....so did the whole office, plus mom, grandma and a bunch of hos. You GOTTA win!
On Topic: well, i wouldn't consider Jacko to be the best mommy/daddy... mm... excuse me while i sue Becks for support. Just any kid would do.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:50pm.
I think Quilt has a better ring to it.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:45pm.
Blanket is about as caucasian as you can get. And looks like he is anglo caucasian to boot. I realize some mixed race kids can turn out very fair, but there is always some black to the features, a slightly darker skin tone or some kinkiness to the hair. Those kids are pure white. And Michael ain't their father either.
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I thought those kids look Irish. So Irish that Malculkay Culkin could be thier daddy.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
asking for a billion? she thinks she's Chrysler?
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Congrats Chefcammi! Just don't name him Blanket... I voted too...
Big blue ribbons and lilac to Cammi on her boy!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
How is Michael Jackson's hair like that? Is it a wig? Someone tell me. I know there are crazy fans out there!
chefcammi
Best wishes to you and your little boy! I voted for you a kajillion times. I hope you win!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:12pm.
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Congrats!! ♥
"SYCH" is "Shut Your Cock Holster" , or, "This situation would improve with lesbians."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SYCH
The things you can learn! I thought MK would be interested in this but he'd better use it correctly during sexy-times, or when visiting Rojo Caliente.
@Fri, your eye is scaring the bejusus out of me!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Can Billie Jean finally explain why the kids turned out to be so white if she is so black? Two black people don't make pure white kids Billie Jean.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Michael K., maybe blanket will one day marry pillow baby!
This chick definitely looks like New York sans a truck-load of tranny make-up.
Ive been gone all day so I dont know whick thread is the popular one, so I posted it in almost all the new ones :)
3 boys.. whoo hoo!!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:12pm.
Hey Everyone- I'm having a BOY!!!
Congrats! Are you going to name him Hell's Kitchen Simba?
Submitted by milash on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:10pm.
What kind of dumbass lawyer files this shizz?
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No lawyers. She did it herself. She filed in propria persona.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:12pm.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
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