I'm In Love!
Where has Dennis Quaid been hiding this BBD (big beautiful dog)?! I need a dog friend just like this. I would have a six-pack from laughing so hard, because he would always be sticking out at his tongue at me. That looks silly! Actually, he's probably just sticking out his tongue to catch any random food particles that could be floating in the air. Good thinking.
When Mimi La Rue waddled off to heaven, it left a hole in my heart for fat pugs and now it's been filled by Dennis Quaid's big blob of adorableness.
Dennis is treating him like the king he is by not letting his paws touch the ground. He's too good for walking. Besides, if he tried to walk, I think his legs would break. Or the floor would break. Either or.
Here's Dennis and my new favorite celebrity dog at LAX today. He's holding him like a baby! And I am not right for posting the third thumbnail and Dennis' dog friend knows it.
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Submitted by JoMama on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:36am.
Awww, Bertha, you have a bullie, too? Mine looks like this pug...only fatter. No way could I carry my bulldog thru the airport b/c she weighs 65 pounds!! She's fat & lazy like the rest of us :)
That pug cracks me up! I love fat dogs!! He looks like he's retarded, though...he needs to put that tongue back in his head...
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YES!!! Mine weighs about the same as yours, last time I tried to carry her I almost broke my back. I love her, she's my fat lovely daughter. We'll have to start a diet together and go for a walk down the park to lose the extra kilos.
That pic you have there is hilarious, I call my baby bullfrog sometimes.
Dennis Quaid! He was in my most favorite movie of all time...CAVEMAN (1981). It also had Ringo Starr, Barbara Bach, um Shelly Long...and uvvers.
Yipee for Youtube, I found a clip. Check around the 1.30 mark where the bug lands on Dennis Quaid's nose and Ringo "squashes" it.
Dennis Quaid and Ringo Starr - Caveman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad0de_JHJJQ
how about more articles on randy quaid? please? he is by far the hotter brother. i'm being serious.
A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! this is filthy and entirely true I think..***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTxsWZz9whg ***
The third thumbnail has me confused. What am I looking at exactly? A poop log or a Cojone ?
Where did all the Oly go?
Are you sure that's not one of the twins?
How did he let that happen to that poor dog? Can you imagine if his kids were that fat? If he fed Meg Ryan that much and carried her around like that? Totally disgusting. I think his dog needs to grab onto some of that settlement money and make a waddle for the border.
It's official, I now love Dennis Quaid. How freaking cute is it the way he is holding his dog?!!? Luv it!
"Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes..." -Robbie Williams
I think this is one of the RARE instances when ugly is perceived as 'cute'...
Oh my goodness! That's one fat little pug! He looks like he'd snore up a storm.
Aw the pug and Dennis are making the same face, except the pug is sticking his tongue out! I so LOVE it when dogs' tongues stick out a little because their tongues are too long for the mouth. It fuckin' kills me! This pug is almost even better than Mimi La Rue, I think this one might even weigh more. He is SO PRECIOUS!!!! And yes, he would probably break his legs or break the floor trying to walk, he MUST be carried...the Pug King!
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OMG!! LOL! Usually I would be drooling over Dennis Quaid, who is still really hot, but that dog is just too damn cute, I can't look at anything else! *kiss kiss kiss*
pippy, got it , saved it, treasure it Merry xmas
and GO donut man
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Sorry, I just jumped back on. My avi is of my first dog, Jay-Jay... Found her wandering round a hooker-hotel. Just before X-mas last year I had to take her to the vet's to... She was sick with cancer and I couldn't let her go on. So it's been one year, and yet I still feel her presence, I see her doggy grin. She and the two pitts we've got used greet us at the door every night running circles round us.
Okay, Chica. Lerve you and Merry Xmas, precious!
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well, pip, only if you want........up to you. :) I'd love to keep up with you
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Chikadee, my yahoo chat installed so much adware/spyware/BEware that I have summarily given up on chat programs altogether. I have to create actual 'work' on my puters and chat progs are nightmarish at best and downright sleazy at worst. I've given them up and I'm better for it.
If you want my email I'll share a 'safe' one here for ya, love. :)
@ dot /Pip.....I have missed u..tried to im u, ....hope you are well m'dear...
I left for awhile, long story, but maybe I shall return, should I ? :)
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Jaws 3 was so bad it was good
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:43am.
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It's that tongue that seals the deal for me. lmao
My youngest kitty is 8 years old already and he has all kinds of health probs and he's the one I'd not even blink an eye at going into debt for because I just love him so much and he loves me right back. He's an odd cat in that he follows me around and is happiest when he's in my lap and cuddling me. How can I NOT love such a loving creature? When he goes...I don't know wtf I'm gonna do with myself? My daughter has left and that's the natural progession of things but a pet is your baby FOREVER and when a pet dies...a little part of your soul chinks off and dies with them. I do all the holistic [read EXPENSIVE] shit for my fur babies because they are just that...BABIES...perpetually. Happy [my youngest] is my EVERYTHING...he has a chair next to my bed with a blanket on it so he can sleep next to me. He PREFERS to sleep on my back but I toss and turn too much so that's why I made him a little bed on the chair next to me. I love him so effing much. Gaw. I'm gonna get teary. lol
I have been wanting a pug for the loooongest! Pugs are the cutes thing ever....good morning sluts!
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Happy Holidays
omg PiP! I haven't been on in soooooooooooo long. Hi how are you?!
I have missed u
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*opening lid to hamper* *stretching out little sock monkey hand* *pulling puggy's tongue* *letting go* *closing lid to hamper* *wiping hand against pjs* ugh.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hey, try getting some sleep with a 90lb pitbull (who thnks it's a housecat) wedged between you and your partner. We have a helluva time throwing her out of the bedroom for sexy times. She's a mess. But we love her.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:38am.
we don't eat anything fried..but those sound good. =(
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Well, since it's cooked in so little grease...perhaps the appropriate word is Sauté? I'm tryin' to work with you here! lol
lol firecat..my dachshund does that too. She makes that snoring sound when she leans over, when you pick her up..she's the gruntiest damn thing ever. She only weighs like 14 lbs but she's a butterball.
we don't eat anything fried..but those sound good. =(
Merry Holidays!
The funny thing is, without all the lipo & plastic surgery, Meg would look just like this pug.
I have a puggy too and she's pissed that she's on a diet, after seeing this pic.
"See? We're 'sposed to be roly poly!"
Bitch snores like a chain saw. She even snores when she's just tired, with her eyes wide open.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
Breakfast tip numero dose:
Home fries? Hashbrowns? What's the trick?
RINSE and REPEAT...much like the instructions on your shampoo bottle.
Shred or cut your taters and rinse them off immediately [this stops them from turning off colored and also rinses away the extra starch that causes taters to turn gummy].
Then, pat your precious shredded or cut taters dry after the tater-wash and let them DRY for a good 30 minutes [yeah, that's why you gotta git yer arse up early].
Then heat your frying pan to medium high with a combo of 3 tablespoons butter with 1 tablespoon canola oil [or virgin coconut oil...basically an oil that can temper the butter so it doesn't burn the milk solids OR you can use clarified butter and skip this altogether].
So, you've dumped your taters in the oil...time to salt and pepper! Seasoning is crucial at this point because the taters are still porous and will 'accept' flavors befor the oil/grease seals the deal. Really? You can add any spices you like at this point! Just be sure to stir those babies up so the spices are evenly distributed.
Once your tater babies are golden brown and crispy...serve with eggs and bacon/ham or whatever.
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hey dot! you don't know me but hi, ...love your cookin tips....come over/
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Damn. I just had mt.dew for breakfast.
Mmmm. That sounds good. I think I'm going to break out my White Trash Cooking book... That was THE best gift I ever got.
We need to get MK's neighbors phone numbers! Someone needs to wake this ho up.......has a job to do!
Anyone up?
My cookin' tips for da mornin' breakfast:
Put a teensy amount of butter/bacon grease in your medium to small pan...and about 1/8 cup of water and salt...bring to a wee bubble and then plop in one or two eggs (this recipe NEVER works with more than two eggs *sowwy*)...
Meanwhile...toast a couple slices of your fave bread.
Nuke on LOW a couple slices of ham. When ham is heated thinly slice some extra sharp chedder [if you're watching your fat intake sharp cheddar is the wtg...yes, it's more expensive but you get more flavor]!
Okay, you've got your heated ham with melty cheese...now flip your eggs once to seal the deal...and then butter ONE toast side [the side that won't have the cheese] and gently slide your eggs onto sammich with cheesy hammy goodness. Yummmmmmmmmmm.
No kidding. WAKE UP, Michael. Shit. I need to get a life. Take up WarCrack like my hubby or something. Wait, what am I saying?
Yeah, I was surprised at how shot out he looked in that movie. But then I can't say much. I'm lookin' pretty shot out mah own damn-self.
Somebody go over there and bitchslap MK..he's obviously gotten his priorities screwed up. I need new posts or I can't get my day started. =(
That is one giganitic pug.
Not getting the appeal.
But, then, I am not an animal lover...I know, just shoot me now.
He grossed me out in Smart People.
I know it... I keep checking to see if anything new has come up... It's 10:45 where I am. Fuck it. I give up.
I guess MK will be hungover again today......oh wel, tis the season!
Submitted by Lindalou on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:27am.
Shall I ruin everyones fun and point out that the dog probably looks like that because it was drugged for the flight?
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How dare you interject logic into adorableness? At least the pug got the good shit.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
that's some Pug. It's too young to be so FAT.LOL
(.o.)it's CATURDAY!!
Shall I ruin everyones fun and point out that the dog probably looks like that because it was drugged for the flight?
That dog is so fat because he's filled with joy!
Remember you complaining about The Dog Whisperer using treadmills to keep dogs fit? This is what you get when you don't lol. Poor dog :(
Mornin' all... I see there's nothing new up yet...
@ Dr. Dick--
Step off, hobag. Dennis Quaid is mine.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:11am.
What a precious little porker.
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I'm guessing that ABLE stands for Anal Bottoms Lacking Enemas. It's the charity closest to Tommy's heart...