Saturday, December 20th 2008
Gorgeous Eyebrows Alert!
In this case, do not connect the dots! They are perfect the way that they are. This hot bitch was arrested in Paso County, FL back in September for possession of two stunning eyebrows. Guilty as charged! Okay, she was really busted for possession of a control substance, but I'm sure the real reason the cops brought her was because they were jealous of her beautiful eyebrows and tried to lock them away.
Seriously, this is some creative shit. During the holidays, she can take a Sharpie to them and draw little Christmas trees. On Valentine's Day, she can draw hearts. And on St. Patrick's day, she can draw little four leaf clovers.
This is an example of a crafty bitch turning her methbrows into a work of art!
(Thanks Kev)
• 
Ack. Just got a frightful gander at the other threads. Chyna? No spank you. I'm in too good a mood for that. NO.
Anyhoo, I forgot to mention I had ordered my daughter some chocolate for xmas since my hubby forgot to buy her some like I ASKED and low and behold the UPS man didn't make it on Xmas eve because of our snow situation and I was so upset that evening that I made my own homemade caramels with pecans and chocolate and they turned out to be a big hit. YAY! Oddly, this is the FIRST time since we've lived in our home that the UPS couldn't make it up our hill! -STILL waiting for my UPS-Grinch driver to get here. Guaranteed delivery my arse! Garbage and recycle didn't make it here last Thursday either though.
On a positive note: It rained! It rained! Thank gawd almighty it rained! Our snow is melted and slushy now but a lot safer to drive unless it freezes in to black ice.
Well, ->dots<- my xmas story! :)
Wow..those eyebrows...I'm so tempted to connect the dots on the PC
LOL... she thinks she's MAYA from the sci-fi show SPACE 1999...now turn into a tiger!
WTF
I think the phrase, "Dot-tard" Must commense!
Maybe it's a treasure map!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sit yo ass down!
this made me go under my blanket.
www.realitybedroom.com
She's f**king scary
***************************************************************************
Bye! Good
It's like her eyebrows are straight out of the Nintendo Wii!
I love the tag, "eyebrow situation". HA! Officer Dudley, we have an eyebrow situation!"
What homemade psychedelic cocktail do these people come up with?
Good God, I LIVE in Pasco County!!! Hopefully nowhere this methbrow bitch!
There are some redneck areas with "grits" but this takes the cake. Someone Photoshop rhinestones on those brows!!!
Those eyebrows are like fine wine. They are still good..If I have one complaint I would say that she did a good job on the right eye. But this practice must be quite time consuming coz it looks like she got bored and Sharpied the left eye in. It's hard to get good potential gang members these days, they just don't want to put the time in...
_________________ ☮ ___________________
If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by Tom. on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:28am.
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=ink3ri
LOOK AT HER EYEBROWS!
*************************************************
O, Jeebuz, WHY did I click on that link? *Puke* Sharpie-drawn eyebrows would look less tacky. And insane.
Methinks her glorious eyebrows are morse code for "I WILL CUT YOU!".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Given the rest of her face and neck, those might be moles that just lined up by chance.
~~~~~~~~~~
Ficando!
She just has A.D.D.
Think I'll pencil in my eyebrows - LOOK, A SQUIRREL! - back to the eyeb - LET'S RIDE BIKES!!! - hmm, back to the - SEINFELD IS ON!!
*
that was a little too close to home tv.
been meaning to reply to that but it started snowing.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Connect Eight the game for Methheads! Hahahhaha! She looks really really really HIGH!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:42am.
Hahahaha! I think some of your neighbor's meth lab chemicals seeped into your water supply. You need to move.....to Texas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Born Under a Bad Sign
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:37am.
How embarrassing. Is she in the middle of having her eyebrows tattooed in or what?
********************************************
She just has A.D.D.
Think I'll pencil in my eyebrows - LOOK, A SQUIRREL! - back to the eyeb - LET'S RIDE BIKES!!! - hmm, back to the - SEINFELD IS ON!!
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
How embarrassing. Is she in the middle of having her eyebrows tattooed in or what?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Born Under a Bad Sign
Love the brows. Think I'm gonna do it!
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=ink3ri
LOOK AT HER EYEBROWS!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:05am.
She looks rather hard hit already. I might toss some chunks of baking soda on the floor for fun though.
socky - is that a pic of you out in the snow?
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
she's even more wonky faced than Shannen Doherty!
***********************************************
kitty side eye!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
O - it's a real party?!? BOOOOOOOO!
I can't go to that!
BOOOO!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:05am.
I'd hit it so hard the dots would connect.
Those dots actually spell "eyebrows" in Braille.
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
i might as long as she didn't talk
Question: Would you hit it? And if so, would the dots be able to reposition themselves (to their original location) afterwards? Just askin'....cause those eyebrows look like bounce around when the bitch is gettin' a little action.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:19pm.
Bestist eyebrows evah. Mrs K's party is this evening...
*
I'm devastated I couldn't go. She's only an hour or so away from me. :(
On the plus side she's having over 30 people in a small house with not enough seats so I only would have been cranky and tetchy the whole evening.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:47pm.
---------------------------------------------
Just goes to show that you never know what will happen when you do a Google search on 'weird pubic shaving'. :o)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:28pm.
-------------------------------------------
Hahaha, me too!! I appreciate a gal who knows her way around a glue gun.
Funny video IG!
This girl has so much energy....why do I keep thinking about that scene from Office Space when they were talking about "great" ideas that might make them a fortune. "Jump to Conclusions Mat" LOL
----------------------------------
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by cringe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:35pm.
draws attention to her bedroom eyes
*********************************************
She has "deer in headlights" eyes. WTF kind of bedroom you got?
_________________________________
Well ... now that you have asked its kinda art deco with a bit of grunge and TONS of lint!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:33pm.
Or one that will offer you a cup of tea from her crotch! Holy crap. I seriously wanna know what she gave the congregation for Secret Santa. Whatever it was, how could they not have been thrilled?!?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Can you believe this ass is tryna scam me out of my FAKE money!? WTF is wrong with people anyway?
ONT: It might be cool if she did something withe her hair...and maybe, like, some other kinda makeup too...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
Submitted by cringe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:35pm.
draws attention to her bedroom eyes
*********************************************
She has "deer in headlights" eyes. WTF kind of bedroom you got?
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
draws attention to her bedroom eyes
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:28pm.
-------------------------------------------
Hahaha, me too!! I appreciate a gal who knows her way around a glue gun.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:27pm.
dot, i need to proofread my shit before i post...i meant, if you're ok with me being obsessed over twat tightenings, then i'm ok with your labia obsession...it's late...lol
_____________________________________________
did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:12pm.
O.M.G. I LOVE her!! LMFAO at detatchable cigarette muffwig!? And the pillpouch with a pill pocket? That bitch needs her own show lol.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:22pm.
NOOOO! Letty, it's [kegel] Mk's fault [kegel] he was referencing a website [kegel] about long twatty lips [double kegel], I shit you not [kegel]!
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:18pm.
lol at labia kisses...i'm ok with your labia obsession as long as your ok with obsessing over twat tightenings...
_____________________________________________
did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I hope everyone had a safe and fun Xmassy time! I'm in such a happy mood after having my daughter here for a whole three and a half days. She left an hour ago with Pa but it was a blast. :)
Well, I've worn this old dot subject out I guess! lol
these connect the dot eyebrows are the best thing ever!
_____________________________________________
did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:12pm.
Stop posting vids of my mom.
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:01pm.
This must go well with the tic-tac-toe board she has shaved into her crotchal region.
-------------------------------------------
Hahahaha... prepare to be amazed.
http://current.com/items/85680141/muffwigs.htm
I'm wondering what fashion statements the rest of the night shift at the Waffle House were making.
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:04pm.
Bet she does them with a Bedazzler for date night
-
LMAO! Can you IMAGINE what some wicked chick would do with a bedazzler on their saggy lips? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OMG and some of that rant was all about trying to stretch them and make them longerrrrrrrr! 10 bux sez Sadler iz the webmasterbater. lol
Replacing them with rhinestones for country and western night would be a good thing..
_________________ ☮ ___________________
If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:03pm.
She should replace the dots with L.E.D's and sequence a flash in them
Hahaaha. Running Lights!
----------------------------------
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:02pm.
Here she is : Maya from "Space 1999"
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/1449794473_4245a97ab8.jpg?v=0
Hell yes, choc chip eyebrow chick!