The Madness Goes On.....
And here I thought that the "Single Ladies" madness finally retired, but it hasn't! The gays have already spread their glitter all over it and now it's time for others to get in on the fuckery. I'm specifically talking about small dogs and children. Above is Noodles shaking his furry ass Sasha Fierce-style. Actually, Noodles isn't doing it on his own free will. His owner is forcing him to bust it. I'll admit that I've tried this shit with my dog, but he wasn't amused, so he bit at me. He has me well trained, because I'm not going to try that shit again. He'll be out for blood next time.
And below is little Arianna who has already made the TV rounds with her version. She's going to be a big star.
I'm not even going to be surprised when Single Cacti or Single Lego People starts popping up on YouTube.
VIA Buzzfeed (Thanks Kristina)
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Snideychick sez:
"Doesn't this qualify as child porn?"
Merry Christmas you sick pedo bastards and kill the mother who did this to the poor kid!!!!!!!!
Okay wait...I don't know if I should call some ppl to recruit this kid or find out where she lives and who is her mother so I can call the local ACS office for suspicion of child welfare endangerment. HELLO!! Mom next time you want to show off your kids dancing skills, try and make it looks like you don't booze around the kid, IDIOT!!!
Adorable... can I have her?!? j/k But nice beer bottles in the background, mom.
everyone is crazy about this. except me.
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The gays have already spread their glitter all over it and now it's time for others to get in on the fuckery. I'm specifically talking about small dogs and children.
Why din't you just say: Get in the ring and fight, bitches!...? LOL!
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I hope this dance dies a painful death like The Macarena. Who remembers that madness? LOL
And THIS is how little Arianna got famous:
From the YouTube comments:
"she probably put it on the internet for her relatives to see not ever thinking that someone like Perez would post it on his website!!"
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Submitted by farfel on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 6:26pm.
this is sad.
and furthermore, she can't keep a beat.
hahahahahahaha. I fear they'll beat her later for that.
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this is sad.
and furthermore, she can't keep a beat.
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"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
What is this fuckery? I hate when parents display their children like this. This is nothing much than a pedophiles jizz-filled dream. Irresponsible parents.
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That poor little girl. I hope she's on the pill already.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:49am.
(LOL! I'm wearing my snowsuit! Off I go!;p)
==Holy heck Angel. I'm looking at some live webcams around Toronto and it looks DANG COLD!
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It's not bad, actually! It's nice! It's not too cold or windy and the snow is hella purty!
And every time I say that it gets gray again....:(
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People are crazy. This song is so silly, why do people get obsessed over one silly song and I hardly ever get obsessed over the same song? I mean yeah I got obsessed over the Britney songs (except Baby one more time) but 99% of the time I think the popular pop song is dumb. Oh well. Oh and I do like pop music a lot so....I just don't like pussycat dolls and I dunno.....I like 80s pop music mostly.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:49am.
(LOL! I'm wearing my snowsuit! Off I go!;p)
==Holy heck Angel. I'm looking at some live webcams around Toronto and it looks DANG COLD!
Submitted by kacky on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:36am.
In Maine we try not to rely on electricity too much. We heat our water with gas, and we have a Monitor gas heater for backup. Other folks have wood furnaces and gas cooking stoves.
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O - that's like my up north family. I'm pretty sure they use a combo of gas and and a wood furnace all the time. My uncle amazes me man - he still chops the HUGEST pile of wood every late fall for that.
(LOL! I'm wearing my snowsuit! Off I go!;p)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:36am.
In Maine we try not to rely on electricity too much. We heat our water with gas, and we have a Monitor gas heater for backup. Other folks have wood furnaces and gas cooking stoves. I would have a gas cooking stove but with my son's autism, I was afraid he would fool with it. So we grill on charcoal outside.
They will also set up shelters, and some will even allow pets. I wouldn't enjoy that.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Ok - I'm going out in it. It's getting gray and skeery. Pray for me, bitches.
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You guys should watch the first season of Six Feet Under. One of the characters is the daughter of two psychologists who analyzed every day of her childhood and published it in a book. I know it's fiction, but it really brings home what you can do to a kid by making them live in a fish bowl. "The act of watching, changes that which is being watched."
Can we just let our kids be kids and not record everything?
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by kacky on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:30am.
The power companies are not willing to have their shareholders take a temporary hit by doing what the phone companies did, which is to bury the power lines whenever a street is torn up for other work, so we get to go without power for 10 days at a time whenever it rains in the winter.
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OUCHIE! That's crazy! You need power ESPECIALLY when it rains in the winter. How do y'all handle that?!?
(It's supposed to get colder and colder and then rain on Wednesday here, of all things:()
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@Sheeps:
O - so we don't even need a room or anything!
Ficando, ficando back atcha!
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I hate it when parents think it is cute for some kid to dance around like that it a very provocative manner and post it on YOU TUBE for some sickos to find. It is fine for kids to dance around but don't post it on you tube. WHAT are some parents THINKING??????????????
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:22am.
Yeah - he saw that bacon/cheese barf bomb and thought: Now THAT I gotta try!
==Bitch should've gone for some alka seltzer instead. Srsly, that shit looked GREASY, gave me heartburn just lookin' at it.
WTF. It's the middle of the effing night down harh, and I can't sleep. The least MK could do is get up and entertain me. It's not like he has to apply makeup. Boys. Sheesh.
Morning hos! Minus 6 here in Chicago. Happy winter solstice, my frozen ass! At least the days get longer now.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:18am.
The snow is great, if you can arrange things so that you stay off the roads until plow crews make it safe. The problems happen because of global warming. It stays too warm during the day, so the precip that should fall as snow, falls as rain instead. Then when it does drop below 32 at night, all that water freezes on the trees, which break and fall, pulling power lines down with them.
The power companies are not willing to have their shareholders take a temporary hit by doing what the phone companies did, which is to bury the power lines whenever a street is torn up for other work, so we get to go without power for 10 days at a time whenever it rains in the winter.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:22am.
OK, starting to ficando. (Urban Dictionary makes it sound pretty tame--akin to canoodling...)
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Ficando!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:21am.
angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:15am
Just make sure if you go out to the outside times, bring extra layers, this shit ain't no joke, OKAY JUMP!
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Dude. For the first time in my way too long life I have real for real winter wear. When I go up north to my family I always wear their extras but now I gots MAH OWN! The other day when it was SO crazazay out there and I had to go pick up my kid I was SO happy (ok, mebbe not HAPPY - but comfy(ER)0 in my big warm boots and my snowsuit! Ah...nothing like letting your city girl vanity go for the sake of comfort!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:18am.
Maybe MK is down his knees in choych.
Or, maybe he's still sick in the tummy from his Friday nite binge and down on his knees in toilet.
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Yeah - he saw that bacon/cheese barf bomb and thought:
Now THAT I gotta try!
Or he licked something and now he's got menengitis!
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PS. at Sheeps! *giggle* no YOU go!
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I hate when asshole parents think it's funny to let their kids dance like whores. I can all but guarantee there's some sick bastard somewhere getting off to this shit. Maybe I'm just grouchy and hungover this morning, but this really pisses me off.
angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:15am
Just make sure if you go out to the outside times, bring extra layers, this shit ain't no joke, OKAY JUMP!
MK......MMMMMMMMK, get up buttercup!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sorry..! I have no idea what's like to live where it snows. I'd probaby die. We bitch if gets if gets down to 50 here.
OKAY THE ICES OF BUTT BURNS MAKE THE CHOCOLATE TACOS DROP WITH DANCES OF COUNTY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Maybe MK is down his knees in choych.
Or, maybe he's still sick in the tummy from his Friday nite binge and down on his knees in toilet.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:13am.
its six thirty ... on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:09am
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cant belive you looked that shit up. yea its freakish. we just got our power back on. its been off since 3 am. i have been drikin wine sine then. lol. nothing else to do. my hubby is off today too.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:13am.
its six thirty ... on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:09am
The Weather Channel said it's unusual for the North West to be like that.
ACK! I HATE WINTER....OFFICIALLY!
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Winter is totally being a coy little bitch with me today. We're supposed to go to a festival this evening. It's gorgeous now - not too cold, pretty white snow...but the weather network says there's a HUGE wind coming in the afternoon. I don't know whether to be excited or settle in for a storm. ARGH!
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breaktheleash on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:12am
shut the hell up.
SHUT UP!!!!
One degree, we have that coming.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by yves. on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:13am.
o shit. lol. sorry about that. at least we dont have to work today......?
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WINTER GIVES ME WITCH EYES AND FREEZES THE SOCK SLOT TOILET BAT TIMES.
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its six thirty ... on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:09am
The Weather Channel said it's unusual for the North West to be like that.
ACK! I HATE WINTER....OFFICIALLY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:10am.
hahahahaha. OK, you start.
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Ficando!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:09am.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:06am.
GOTTDAMN IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT SIDE!!!!!!
Wind blowin', snow driftin'.....FUCK!!!!
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its cold as fuck here too. oregon. like 21 degrees outside. the roads are soild ice
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hahha. it's seriously ONE here in omaha.
one.
1.
fuck.
It's close to about 70 degrees here in NE Florida...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:59am.
I liked your kids advice just below. (Wanna ficando?)
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Well, um...ok! I've been waiting for a simple offer like that for a while now:)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:06am.
GOTTDAMN IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT SIDE!!!!!!
Wind blowin', snow driftin'.....FUCK!!!!
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its cold as fuck here too. oregon. like 21 degrees outside. the roads are soild ice
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GOTTDAMN IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT SIDE!!!!!!
Wind blowin', snow driftin'.....FUCK!!!!
OK, sooo, where be MK?
Is he a little MK icicle?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:59am.
Wait, I've got it:
*Suffocating between Salma Hayek's magnificent chichi balls!
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Then it really WOULD be XMAS! YAY!
Ok, I know. He's making Cheeto-loaf for brunch.
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I've just got the one kiddle left at home, a 13 yr-old, and while he likes get up to some fucky teenage stuff, he knows his dear ol' sainted Mam would kick his ARSE if he pulled any weird YouTube posting shit.
You know MK leaves these posts up on purpose;p I betcha he was DYING that Brangelina din't go out late last week...it keeps us busy while he tries to go have a life or something. Silly boy! This IS your life! Hop to it!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:59am.
I liked your kids advice just below. (Wanna ficando?)
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:35am.
aww, your wonderful avvie brings back a great high school memory.
we were having our holiday art show, and my friend maria drew the best pencil drawing of charlie manson, and when she was rejected because it "wasn't in the holiday spirit'
she had a fucking cow.
seriously, she threw down on the teachers and we were on the floor pissing ourselves.
good times.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Wait, I've got it:
*Suffocating between Salma Hayek's magnificent chichi balls!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.