The Crackie Of The Caribbean!
Why that sly little crackie! Amy Wino somehow managed to slip out of THE CLINIC (dun dun) and get on a plane to St. Lucia without any bitches finding out! Or maybe I'm the only dumb ho who cares anymore and others can't even be bothered to roll their eyes at her crackpox covered ass anymore? Whatever the case may be, Wino checked out of her month-long detox at the hospital and headed directly for St. Lucia where she had her first bath in fucking light years. She's alive (I know that's debatable) and alive (that too)!!!!
The sea creatures are probably all cracked out from inhaling her crack dust. They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.
The Mirror says that Wino is in St. Lucia with friends through Christmastimes. While she's there, Wino is going to sample the local crack, put a little sunshine on her cokey nips and probably slap a native or two....or eleventy.
Visit The News of the World to see a few NSWS (not safe while sober) pictures of Wino in nothing but her ruffly chonies being a beautiful bathing crackie in the Caribbean. At least the other bitches on the beach with her don't have to worry about shark attacks, because no shark is coming within 100-miles of this mess.
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Just goes to show you can even put nice tits on a dudes back and they'd even look good
So is it off with her and Blake the First since he's in jail forever now? If so, I'd be celebrating at the beach my damn self.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 5:29pm.
Yaknow what's crazy about Amy? She's so damned down to earth and not full of herself. I've seen her talk on interviews and even make fun of herself...and she's funny! Why the fuck do people who are genuine and even KIND end up fucking themselves up? WHY?
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Her plastic surgeon did a nice job with her boobs--not bad at all. Apparently she had them done right before she hit it big. Next time, she should visit him to fix her mug.
Problem is that she's already addicted to both, so I'm not sure what new drugs they have in St. Lucia...mushrooms, maybe?
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This is so like when the Happy Mondays went to Barbados so the lead singer would get off the heroin and he ended up addicted to crack...Wino is so going down that road right now!
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nice looking nips. too bad for the crack thing...
We should advise all the methheads that Wino took a wazzer in the ocean. They'll all run to the shore to drink the effluence to keep high.
fuck. I'm never going to be able to swim in the ocean again. Fuck the sharks. I'll keep thinking that Wino's scabs are going to get me.
1st thought: ah, the ocean cleanses all.
2nd thought: ahhhh, amy, thank you. my stomach (aka "the horror show," my affectionate self-nickname) looks about the same as yours but i've had two c-sections. so thank you! i feel much better!
Well at least she has nice boobies
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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wow that's a nice christmas treat for her. without clothes.
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Talk about polluting the ocean
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:23am.
"Amy is having a Caribbean Christmas with family and pals including her 12-year-old god-daughter,..."
I once had a crazy Aunt too. She had this compulsion to keep pulling up her dress and showing her bush with no panties. Nasty for a twelve year old.
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"Amy is having a Caribbean Christmas with family and pals including her 12-year-old god-daughter,..."
I once had a crazy Aunt too. She had this compulsion to keep pulling up her dress and showing her bush with no panties. Nasty for a twelve year old.
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:21pm.
Umm thanks RS... I think... sheesh, that's some embarrasing dancing around but she looks great in the topless shot! Way healthier.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:13pm.
A coupla more shots for the Wino family album. Sorry mytwocents, I know you love da Amy, but fucking hell.
http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Amy-Wino-Beaten-and-Bruised-2.jpg
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Lol! Bitch! I has seen dese aleady and I still love da crazy bitch!!!!
She's looking healthier in the pics above though, yeah? Put on some weight...can stand up by herself...
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Nice tits toots or or is it nice toots tits.
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Surprisingly decent boobs.
Even the crabs got the crabs, within a 1-mile vicinity of this living, breathing cesspool of a human being. EWWW!
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Amy Winehouse is doin' the 'Cosmic Slop' at St. Lucia:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2060517.ece
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A coupla more shots for the Wino family album. Sorry mytwocents, I know you love da Amy, but fucking hell.
http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Amy-Wino-Beaten-and-Bruised-2.jpg
Yeah, that abdomen looks pretty bad.
http://jn.nutrition.org/cgi/content/abstract/133/8/2655
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/category/C206
I just hope and pray Winehouse finally cuts this shit out, and starts getting healthy.
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Check out that central adiposity. She totally has pseudo-Cushing's from all that drug and booze abuse.
It's a damned shame that my 56 year old sister has a nicer body than the 25 year old Winehouse. That liver is gonna bust out like "Aliens". 2 1/2 weeks at the Clinic (dun dun DUN) isn't long enough for a jones like Amy's.
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There's a little girl in my daughter's class who looks like a mini 5 year old Amy Winehouse. I mean, she's not all cracked out with a beehive, but a little kid version. She's really funny and has a ton of personality.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 8:34pm.
The ME would probably have to beat them in to submission with a meat tenderizer in order to get them out of her body.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 8:29pm.
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And revolting...eeeee I wouldn't wanna be doing that autopsy.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 8:08pm.
Good point. I hadn't considered that her internal organs are in total revolt.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 6:34pm.
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Apart from being totally out of shape (the only exercise she gets is going to the shops to buy ice-lollies) I think that probably her liver & spleen are swollen and very sick (for obvious reasons) and *fatty* which means that she could be a little bloated around the middle.
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For an emaciated crackie, she's very saggy in the middle.
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Well she has decent boobs so go Amy. if shed get off crack shed be a decent looking young lady
Amy immersed in water! 2008 is a miracle year, non? Will someone in St Lucia please drag Amy through the sand? Bitch NEEDS exfoliating.
F some F'n reason I *held* a soft spot for the ol' Wino. But then she got all gross and grosser. Srsly, girlfriend looking like a freshly dug tater.
I went right off Wino when I heard her blabbing lyrical to a pap about all and sundry. She sounds reeeaaaaallllly dumb AND as my English Nanna would say - "as common as muck".
Amy Wino, part 1 (with dumb cow subtitles)
www.mrpaparazzi.com/index.aspx?postID=4758
Submitted by Imhotep on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 5:11pm.
Would you like some snow?
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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 5:29pm.
I agree. Amy is way fucked up, but she comes off as real and sincere.
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Yaknow what's crazy about Amy? She's so damned down to earth and not full of herself. I've seen her talk on interviews and even make fun of herself...and she's funny! Why the fuck do people who are genuine and even KIND end up fucking themselves up? WHY?
Sealife "making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed." Classic MK. You rock.
That said, I'm tired of this ho.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
I am happy for Amy getting away and all, but boy I'm jelus!
It's minus 3 here.
I wanna go play on a warm beach, dammit!
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Oops, come to think of it, I don't think I'll be eating any fish for the rest of the year. :(
Hey, I'm from St. Lucia and we don't have any local crack here! We do, however, have lots of ganja(weed) and I'm sure Ms. Win-ho has found an al-knowing rasta and has taken advantage of our vast array of ganja on the island!
I am surprised that her tits are natural and still have some volume. The anorexic bloat is not pretty.
She went with Blake to St. Lucia in 2007. That's when they left the hotel room a bloody, barfy mess and paps took pix of her ample bushal area while sunbathing (her, not the paps).
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Amy-Winehouse-Left-A-Bloody-Mess-Behind-i...
(link is bush-free)
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There aren't enough healthy coral reef left on the planet to clean up that ring around the Atlantic.
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Her boobs look far better than I figured they would.
I expected old lady long and flat hangers.
You can see that her liver is swollen pushing her abdomen out
There may be hope for her yet!
I'm with y'all, MK and Native. God bless Amy and all the other batshit people who give us free entertainment.
Girl is entitled to a little sunshine and some coke... for real...
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Oh, my!. I never thought I would say this, but someone has dethroned Angelina Jolie as the Queen of the Ugliest and Boxiest Body. The picture where Wino is bending over and you can see her saggy tits and huge barrel-like tummy was the one picture that made me see she actually has a very ugly and unfortunate body shape. They both tie on the super flat ass department, tho.
Poor thing... everywhere you look at her it's mutant-like and gross.
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