Sunday, December 21st 2008

This Is What Overexposure To Tommy Girl Does To You

Somebody put this sad, little zombie robot in a dark room, plug her into the nearest socket and tell Tommy Girl to stay away from her for at least....well...for at least forever if not longer. Homebot looks like one of the things that lives inside Amy Wino's crackhive! I want to throw holy water on her or some shit!

Those alien sores are her body's way of telling her to drop the barley water and get on a plane back to Dawson's Creek ASAP. Pacey will be waiting for her with a cup of chamomile tea and Grams will wrap her in a Snuggie.

Okay, I usually look like this after a night of boozing, bong-ing and boinking, but Stepford Katie doesn't have fun anymore, so that's not why she looks like Skeletor's peen! She looks like this because she wakes up to Tommy's creepy gay face every morning.

Posted by: Michael K


That's so sad...she looked great pre-Tom days

ohcarol's picture

Just say NO to the dread hat Katie. Oy! NO! NO! NO!

Stoney's picture

Maybe she can take a vitamin and clear that flu right up.

mon's picture

she is actually sick. saw her in All my Sons on thurs and she was already sick. give her a freaking break.

paris herpes's picture

EWWWW TommyGirl sucked on her feet and lips and gave her Xenu herpes! Zombie Katie! Does barley water cause cold sores?!

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Haribo's picture

Jacko is sicko but he loooks better than Katie. So maybe he isn't sicko? maybe it's Katie!? :/

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Wow. Most days I look like a frazzled mess too, but she's got me beat !!!

I feel for you hon, but they did tell you to RUN while you still had the chance.

plain_sliced's picture

katiebot used to be hot. what the hell has tommy girl been doing to her. fucking her ain't it. probably has her cramming late night for scientology quizes. can't she just buy her way in like tommy girl? nicole must be laughing her ass off looking at katiebot...

La_Femme_Latina's picture

This pic actually makes me feel bad for katiebot...uh..uht.....and there it goes. step away from the loon now and maybe marrying tom cruise wont be the defining moment of your career.

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CranberryAppleGirl's picture

How can someone with all the money in the world look like this? I am a broke ass with a busy schedule and I still find time to visit the dermatologist and get my hair done. It's NYC after all. You can get a fucking manicure for $7 and your hair did at a ghetto salon for less than $25. What the hell is going on here? I guess except for looking good on stage or in the movies Katie is too depressed over her marriage to care what she looks like on a normal day. Not only does she look bad she looks sickly. There is a difference. You can have a bad hair/fashion day and still look happy and healthy. I guess this really proves that money CAN'T buy everything.

tojo's picture

ok, back to Katie... wtf is going on? She gets worse and worse...she doesn't even try anymore!!

chefcammi's picture

Good morning everyone!!!
Short weekend, but fun- my birthday and Chanukah yesterday and date night and holiday party Saturday!

ONTOPIC!

WOW! She looks DESTRYOED! Looks like Tommie eated her soul!

aortega's picture

So not only did he give her herpes; he sucks blood out of her feet? Why didn't Tommy put that on his top 10 list?

lizzieb's picture

Maybe the poor cow has been doing this (from Wikipedia)

Cause Resurgence Rundown
Also known as the "running program," the CRRD involves running circles around a pole 12 hours a day, for several days, while taking mineral supplements. The program is administered to people believed to have become "PDH," or brainwashed against Scientology, to rid them of negative thoughts

So, Katiebot wakes up to the fact that she is married to a loon, she's a beard and as lonely as can be and he daughter is running wild with barley water rotting her teeth. Tommy's reaction- run round a pole until you are beyond exhaustion and you'll be fine. Poor cow.

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kiwikim's picture

This girl is way in over her head. Not handling marriage well at all.

Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:36am.

A Mess!
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You DO realize you're stating the obv? LOL

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A Mess!

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Sit yo ass down!

Pie Rat couldn't hack meeeeeeeeeee

Neener

Neener

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:48am.

Get off the crazy train okay. Do you have all the chats archived?????
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I loveee you, tickle tickle tickle.

I refuse to play your game. Haven't I played into your hand enough already. I'm frickin' exhausted 'pie-rat'.

-But, I'm more than happy to play patty cakes!

Its SP bitch's picture

Get off the crazy train okay. Do you have all the chats archived?????

Its SP bitch's picture

What happened with this yahoo group?? Did MK run away screaming along with everyone else haha!!

Its SP bitch's picture

No i just think its really weird. You seem obsessed with him.

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:22am.

Why is it so important to you whether or not MK loves you or not? I dont get it.
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I guess he makes me feel loved here and that I'm "okay"... Love does that. Love is so much more powerful than hate. Maybe I'm just a big sap. Why do you care that I care? Do you? :)

I'm gonna have to share my homemade rag-noodle soup with you guys soon...I'd share it now but it's a lotta work and I don't have it written down anywhere. lol But it's soooo good...homemade chewy drop-egg noodles in a steaming pot of chicken soup... I've won over many a picky eater with my chicken soup. :D I'll share it! Promise. I'm just winding down now so I'm tuckered.

If anyone could use my chicken soup, it's poor Katie...maybe I'm a sap but my heart goes out to her...she needs some mothering.

Its SP bitch's picture

Why is it so important to you whether or not MK loves you or not? I dont get it.

Its SP bitch's picture

Uhm jealous that MK loves you? Does he think you are a doll? LOL!! Why dont you just give it up?

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:06am.

When are you gonna stop and leave this blog and the people here alone?? Just be one person at least.
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Helloooooo? Where have you been all my life? Do you know I DID stick to one username and when I had the misfortune of becoming 'popular' here I got accused of that mouse fuckery and I was trolled relentlessly and even though I was mostly loved here I also got tons of flack from 'anon' posters once upon a time.

So you tell me, was it wrong that I decided that rather than stirring up 'drama' by my mere 'presence' here that I came in peace under other usernames? Who the fuck are we anyhow? Usernames shoozernames. I'm a fuckin' '.' now. Why? Because some of you jealous skanks rode on your high horses and lit your torches and thought you could fuck with me but I outsmarted you. Boo fuckin' hoo and guess what. M.K. STILL loves me. Yeah. I bet you can't wrap your jealous bloated tard head around that one!
Get over it.

I'm HERE.

TO STAY.

Love me or leave me. Fuck off otherwise.

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. on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:09pm.

Yeah. Well, if you want to continue calling me "mouse" when I am NOT then you're damned straight that I'm gonna lose a lug-nut over that shit because it's pathetic. -And, I swear to fucking Gwad, you bitches conjured up that shit just to scare off anyone 'new' or 'popular' here because you could and SHOULD have been grown-ups and busted that bitch rather than constantly accusing people on dlisted. Fucking PATHETIC. I come here and I'll continue to come here despite you psycho cunts trying to drag me down. If you had a messy run-in with some scunt then DEAL with it...the right way...throught the fucking authorities, dumb fucks! I've had about enough of that 'mouse' tardation to last a fucking lifetime. Make that bitch pay and leave me the fuck ALONE. You know how many people MizRo named on her list? EVERY ONE OF THOSE turned out to be WRONG.

Fucking grow up.

I'm staying here. I love a big lot of you and the rest of you can rot in hell.

There. I'm done.
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When are you gonna stop and leave this blog and the people here alone?? Just be one person at least.

Snarkley's picture

We can help her. We can boycott Tommy Girl;s stupid movie and send a message to the monsters that do this - no more!

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:56am.
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BB, This is the part where we all feel a little guilty by proxy...because we are all screaming, "Someone help that poor girl!" but only on a blog. We WANT to believe her parents or SOMEONE close to her would fucking see how horrible she's looking but nooooooooo...nobody. SciFifuckers are scary sonsabitches and they intimidate. I never thought I'd say this about any starlet but I really do fear for Katie. As a mother of a young woman I can't even imagine...I want to fucking Sucker Punch Tommy in the girl scrot. Ugh. I hate that fucker.

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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:54am.

You're probably right. But at least most of these Hollywood bitches fake looking happy. Katie doesn't even try. Even Kidman looked put together while pretending to be happy. Katie has to be regretting the day she signed that contract.

Night!

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Damn Katie looks bad,something is wrong with her health.She needs to be sent to a hospital for exhaustion or something.If I did not know that Tommy was off promoting his movie I would say she looks like a victim of spousal battery.She needs help.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Creepella, me being an old, semi-wise bitch an' all...I've yet to meet any rich bastards that are happy. Moula must truly be the root of all evil because the richest bitches seem to be the most miserable?

I have to admit when hubby and I were doing the best financially he was off golfing and I was lonely and now when we are broke and our daughter has moved out we have more time for each other...wayyyyyyyy too much time. Oh for da good old days. lol

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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:39am.

You would think having all that money she would at least enjoy herself. The bitch looks like she's on a Xanax drip.

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Bye! Good

Creepella, the coroner can't even i.d. her...she's got barley water DNA.

Tommy needs to stick his hand back up his puppet..

Creepella's picture

I guess this is what you look like after you sell your soul to the devil. WTF she looks like my grandmother only granny didn't have sores.

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poor her. but i still love her.

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ehoustongirl on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:33am.

(taking notes from JIM)

YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!! 500+ COMMENTS ABOUT BULLSHIT WHEN ALL I WANTED TO READ WAS SOME SNARKY COMMENTS ABOUT HOW KATIE GOT HERPES FROM TOMMY GIRL!

I DONT CARE TO SKIP OVER PAGES OF BULLSHIT OF YOUR PERSONAL CONOVOS LIKE YOU ALL PAY MK'S SERVER BILL!

ITS COOL TO CHAT A LITTLE BUT SHIT YOU ALL FUCKING DROWN IT OUT DON'T YOU?

REPORT ME IF YOU WANT I DONT GIVE A FUCK, HELL USE ALL YOUR "NAMES" OR "ALTS" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DUMB ASS PEOPLE DO!?

I DONT EVEN KEEP UP WITH THE DLIST "DRAMA" NO MORE BECAUSE ITS ALL BULLSHIT.

DAMN MK CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? DAMN

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BEFORE BUT NOW I COME LESS AND LESS BECAUSE I HAVE TO READ WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING BESIDES THE SUJECT AT HAND.

FUCKING SELFISH CUTNS. CHRISTMAS IS THURSDAY FOR FUCKS SAKE! CAN YOU PLEASE STAY OFF THE BLOG AND LET PEOPLE COMMENT IN PEACE? INSTEAD OF SHOVING YOUR INANE MINDLESS BULLSHIT IN OUR FACES

WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR KIDS AND FAMILY BITCHES!! MY GOD YOU ALL DONT GET ATTN IN REAL LIFE!

IF YOU'RE SAD SO THE FUCK WHAT KISS MY FUCKING ASS

- thehoustongirl (and other Dlisters who feel the same way)

PS Merry XMAS and Happy Haunakah and Kwanzaa too :D

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I think this says it all. Time for MK to send you to the forum LOL.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:21am.

Hey dot, no drink in hand, kids unplugged lap top. went dead. garble.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:19am.

someone edited my shit.
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M.E., I don't know what's going on with you but you are the best bullshitter EVER. Girlfriend, run for office! I mean that sincerely, you can lie and make it seem cute. lol

M.E.'s picture

Hey dot, no drink in hand, kids unplugged lap top. went dead. garble.

I;m out. night

M.E.'s picture

someone edited my shit.

Regardless. I'm out. Gotta get up at 5am.nFuck you horz.

cootchiwe juices everywhere*

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:01am.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:46am.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:33am.
(taking notes from JIM)

YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!! 500+ COMMENTS ABOUT BULLSHIT WHEN

Uh...how many different ways can you say Katie looks like shit?
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Spanish: el katie parece mierda
German: katie sieht wie Scheiße aus
French: le katie ressemble à la merde
Engrish: Katie rook rike shit. Me rikey!

4. I can say it 4 ways.

Now how many licks to the middle of this damn Tootsie Pop?
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TV, you forgot drunken German:

Der Bitch is Toe up

Mani! UNIDOT brow! LMFAO! OMG...you just kicked your awesomeness a notch with me! WHOOT!

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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:54am.

Hey Dot!

This thread was getting a little wierd so I gave Meth eyebrow face uni-dot eyebrows. Much better look.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:46am.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:33am.
(taking notes from JIM)

YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!! 500+ COMMENTS ABOUT BULLSHIT WHEN

Uh...how many different ways can you say Katie looks like shit?
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Spanish: el katie parece mierda
German: katie sieht wie Scheiße aus
French: le katie ressemble à la merde
Engrish: Katie rook rike shit. Me rikey!

4. I can say it 4 ways.

Now how many licks to the middle of this damn Tootsie Pop?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

M.E., put the drink down. You're not making sense.

M.E.'s picture

Sore ass empty milbags are not huggable in anyway during bitch ass PMS. you get shanked. Period.