Tuesday, December 23rd 2008

Birthday Sluts

Jodie Marsh (30)
Summer Altice (29)
Holly Madison (29)
Estella Warren (30)
Esthero (30)
Corey Haim (37)
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (37)
Quincy Jones III (40)
Carla Bruni (41)
Sky Lopez (43)
Eddie Vedder (44)
Les Moonves (60)
Susan Lucci (62)
Harry Shearer (65)
Frederic Forrest (72)

Posted by: Michael K


what a glamour!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:04am.
Bonne fête Carla Bruni.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUedRUJ_HA

It's funny to have a hot, artistic First Lady. How French!

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:48pm.
Rashida Jones is stunning:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080414/rashida_jones.jpg

Whoa, she is. Thanks.

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

There is NO WAY Holly Madison is only 29.

I see Jodie goes to the same beauty school of "Look in these binoculars" eyeshadow artistry as Pamela Anderson.

30= the amount of city miles on Joadie's rode-hard face.

NanciElizabeth's picture

AAUUGHH! What is WRONG with them thangs? MK, you made the Baby Jesus cry when you put that up instead of Beautful Ed to the Ved.

Bondagebarbie's picture

happy Birthday sluts!Extra spanks to the ultra hot Marsh and Haim!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Winnyfranfran's picture

Happy Birthday Esthero and Eddie Vedder! I doubt that pissed up slapper in the photo is 30. She must think we are all as dumb as she is.

weenielover's picture

30!!! MY FAT WHITE ASS!!!
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"

yolie's picture

Jodie Marsh 30 and Madison 29? Wow, I look so...FRESH next to these two and I'll be 32 next month!

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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?

Daddy Spears

Texrocks's picture

Happy Birthday Esthero!! She is truly one of the most talented but unrated singers around!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sheeps, Rashida Jones is stunning:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080414/rashida_jones.jpg

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peaches's picture

What's with all the nude models/porn girls sharing a birthday? We've got holly who everyone knows, summer altice was a playmate, and sky Lopez is an ex-pornstar who was in a homemade sex video with hobey from baywatch! Lopez has since then become a hip-hop artist and found Jesus. ------------------------------------------------------------- *I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

cornpone's picture

jodie marsh is 30? gee for some reason i thought she was older.

happy birthday esthero!

zomay's picture

Holly Madison is 29?! Okay...SURE!.....NOT.

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Unless Grandpapa Jones is alive (doubtful, since Quincy was born in 1933), it's Quincy Jones Jr.

I'd like to see some of Quincy's kids with Peggy Lipton and Nastassja Kinski. Bet they're handsome.

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

Sluttsville's picture

MK, just because you didn't feel like working today, is no reason to subject the rest of us to this photo. I don't even know who else shared a birthday and I'm not about to scroll upwards again and risk seeing that photo again.

Deb's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:52am.

Rock on!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

parissucksliterally's picture

Deb, I may have to break out "Ten" or "Vs" today. It's been a while.....

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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks

Deb's picture

PSL
I love him too! One of the best concerts I've ever seen, (and I've seen many), was Pearl Jam at Alpine Valley. It was the first day of summer in 2003. Just amazing!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

parissucksliterally's picture

Eddie Vedder has such a fucking great voice...Pearl Jam had some fantastic stuff.

Jodie Marsh is so fucking disgusting.

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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks

de Cosmos's picture

HaHa!!

Jodie is such a shy and unspoiled fl0wer.

And, she has such natural and attractive titz too.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

What a fine example of pure, unsullied womanhood. Yep.

Happy BD Derek Smalls!

Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Derek Smalls: Yeah.

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pablita's picture

Holly is from the same wonderful magical place Taylor Hicks came from, who knew?

joe shmoe's picture

Bonne fête Carla Bruni.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUedRUJ_HA

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chocolat
xoxox

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday Eddie Vedder, Harry Shearer, Susan Lucci, and Madame Sarkozy!

Jodie, for your birthday, PLEASE treat yourself to a nice hot bath. Don't forget the soap!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Sugaroo's picture

Jody Marsh and her wonky implants are only 30?????????????????

And Corey Haim is only 37????????????????????????

Love Harry Shearer!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jodie Marsh you classy girl you!!

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Happy Holidays

kdracofan's picture

Holly is 29?

bbawahhhahhhahhhahhhahhhahhhaahhhhaaahhhhhhhhaaa

SURE.

NitWitty's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:44am.
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No, unfortunately I haven't been able to get to the DL for a few days now. But thanks for the book recommendation. I'll definitely pick it up on my next book run! xoxo

Clarisse's picture

NitWitty!
I am totally stumblin around this AM in a food coma!!! It's QJ da Third! Quincy Jones is his baby daddy.

Don't know if you saw my post a few days ago, but if not, pick up "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs."

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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Sure, Holly is 29... with six years of practice!!

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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor

NitWitty's picture

GM ♥MK♥ and Company. And Clarisse, ITA!!!

Clarisse's picture

Quincy Jones deserves classier burfday buddies!

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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

christine the hoff's picture

one boobs east, one boobs west.
HB eddie vedder, you can sing me to sleep anytime, baby.

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angel_i's picture

Huffy Barfday, SuperHO!

and all you other lesser hos too:)

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Violet's picture

no way holly is 29, more like 35

Nanners's picture

Yeesh. That's what 30 looks like if you spend your first 18 years in a brothel.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

princesszoey's picture

Congrats MK, the mother of your unborn children turned 30 today!!! her top is so classy! but isn't it backwards?
and Holly Madison is only 29?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, sluts!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

luscious_t's picture

Wow - look at her divot of a bellybutton!

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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince

loozer's picture

That dame sure classes up the joint.

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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

What a ridiculous woman.

Albatross's picture

HB to Eddie and to Harry Shearer!

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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08

The C word's picture

HB to Harry Shearer and Eddie Vedder!

So Jodie Marsh is 30 like Kim Zolciak is 29?

Morning!

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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m
*****yesterday. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Rosemary's picture

This girl has the most disgustin name ever.

Its SP bitch's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Boobie girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!