Wednesday, December 24th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Ricky Martin (37)
Michael Raymond-James (31)
Mekhi Phifer (34)
Ryan Seacrest (34)
Stephenie Meyer (35)
Shirley Henderson (43)
Grand L. Bush (53)
Mary Higgins Clark (81)

Posted by: Michael K


smokeybaconflavour's picture

oh crap! i thought that was a pic of one of those Jonas Brothers people. Its RICKY!

WTF? Why do I have to share my birthday with Ricky Martin and Ryan Seacrest? I know it's 'cause I'm Jewish and my birthday wasn't enough of an joke to begin with...

Zappy's picture

Ricky Martin is one cute little girl! He is a hottie!

Happy Birthday Ricky & Ryan! Time for both of you to come out of the closet.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:44pm.
I think it is Lemmy from Motorhead's birthday too.

You can see his son's pic on yesterday's Caption This.

Winnyfranfran's picture

I think it is Lemmy from Motorhead's birthday too. Happy Birthday people!

blueberry's picture

Happy Birthday to Stephenie Meyer! Unfortunately, not all of us are lucky enough to get a hot vampire who turns you into an immortal 18-year-old. Oh well!

Happy birthday, Stephenie Meyer. Just remember that each passing year is another sign of your immediate physical decay, since being older than seventeen is a fate worse than death.

That picture is so gay I thought it was a woman.

Mary Higgins Clark, thanks for "While My Pretty One Sleeps."

CarmenElectrical's picture

Looks like Ricky got his nose tweaked.

TITS's picture

Happy Birthday Pookie - looks like your mother got many happy returns that xmas eve!!

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roxie's picture

Merry Xmas and birthday to Ricky and his twins.

paris herpes's picture

Ryan Gaycrest's only 34?! No WAY...he looks at least 36...whatever...

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death2douches's picture

Awww! Dicky and Gaycrest share the same birfday! It's fate! They were meant to be together! I wish I could say the same for Simon's moobs.

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angel_i's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, POOKY!

with love,
angel_i!

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deka's picture

not the most flattering picure...
haha
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parissucksliterally's picture

Ricky Martin and Mekhi are HOT.
Happy Birthday Yummy Men.

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Geebz74's picture

Wow is all that I can get out.

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Collorius's picture

I thought this was a picture of Joe Jonas!

Wow, does he still have that honker? can you post a new pic for an in depth nose analysis please?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Erg, crappy list. No one worthwhile except Mekhi Pfifer and Shirley (MOANING MYRTLE) Henderson.

Well, tomorrow, we all know the birthday slut will be SWEET TANGY JESUS!! If MK has the guts!

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Bjork You's picture

Ricky looks like Kristy McNichol from "Family."

EastEndGirl's picture

Happy Birthday to my daughter Laura (aka Pooky).

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

LOL. A pic of Ricky Martin from 25 years ago.

Grand L. Bush has had it bad, but not nearly as bad as his brother Harry and his sister Betty.

Haribo's picture

this is the gayest pic i've ever seen!

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Oh Ricky!!! They couldn't tell back then???

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

Sweet baby Jesus, I thought that was Kristy McNichol.

jiggywiddit's picture

Ricky Martin??

I thought that was Joe Jonas with some surprise butt plug action going on.

Look at dem eyes.

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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy birthday sluts!Ricky sure looks like a chick in this pic ,kinda like Jo from Facts of Life.

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loozer's picture

Thanks Mary Higgins Clark for the great books. Seacrest is probably having a hissy fit because he wasn't birthday slut.
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Rotor Rooter's picture

Did Ricky get a nose job over the years?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Mick's picture

oh god, isnt that the campest pic you ever saw!! it just SCREAMS "GAY!"

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