SamRo Is A Sad Little Lesbian
Nobody likes a sad little lesbian. When lesbians are sad, we're all sad. So this story about SamRo having a bad case of the sads, puts a frown on my face. Actually, I really have a frown on my face because it's Monday morning and I'm out of SANKA!!!!! Luckily, I have one coffee single and a Red Bull left. Mix those two together and problem solved!
The bitches at Life & Style say that friends of SamRo are worried about health, because on Saturday night she called all of them in a panic. One friend didn't really say why she called all worried-like, but they did say, "She was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong. She's been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep."
TMZ says that SamRo was shuffled off to the hospital yesterday. They say it wasn't life-threatening, but that she might have stayed overnight.
All this shit is so mysterious! What the hell really happened? Did she burn her tongue on HoHan's firecrotch? Wait. Maybe like everyone in Hollyweird, she's knocked up! That would make almost anyone depressed. Hey, it could happen! HoHan probably has a ton of stored-up jizz in her snatch area. So when she bumped ham wallets with SamRo, a rogue spermie jumped into SamRo's vagina and voila!
If that's not the case, then SamRo just needs to eat more coochie, tickle more coochie, hug more coochie, sleep on more coochie, smile on more coochie and laugh on more coochie. If she does all that, everything will be alright again!
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So why is it that clicking on LL's name only gives us crap on Sam? Obnoxious!
What an angry little monkey. Boo hoo. Next!!
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.- M.K.
What an angry little monkey. Boo hoo. Next!!
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.- M.K.
This bitch is hideous. She looks dirty,and her face is 2 miles long.
poor samro! if it's more coochie she needs to recover, i would be glad to volunteer mine...for her health, of course...
WTF is are those things coming out the sides of her head? That dancer giving Sam the horns from a distance with crippled arms.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
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Submitted by alknowingone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:42pm.
Sam, if you are still reading this, get off the pain killers if that is what you are on, go see your doctor for a Suboxone script. You'll feel like a million bucks!
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if all opiate addicts had to do was "get a suboxone script and feel like a million bucks!" there would be no rehabs, no 12 step groups, annnnnnnd no junkies!!
Managing addiction and getting clean is a life changing task. Going on methadone or suboxone is a temporary band-aid for a festering wound that will only worsen without real recovery.
Just livin in the facts over here.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Everyone in the entertainment industry ends up suffering from "exhaustion." WTF is so exhausting about it? Unless it's your lifestyle making you exhausted.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Sam needs to get the hell away from Hohan.
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"She sounds like she's running a fucking marathon barefoot while singing this shit."
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Publicity stunt or drug related crisis. Pick whichever, but it is very likely not common depression.
Depression and lack of food and sleep?
Stop talking in code, we all know 'drug binge' when we hear it.
Everywhere LoHan goes, destruction follows.
Cheers.
Submitted by Janine on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:09pm.
Honestly, it is obvious to me that her and Hohan are high much of the time. Just look at their eyes. They both look like addicts to me. So she probably has just done too much drugs. If you watch Pharell's video 'Everyone Nose' you see a brief clip on them in it, both looking high as hell. I used to do drugs, I know just by looking at their eyes.
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Janine, you hit the nail on the head. Their eyes tell the story and so does the color of their skin and I am not talking about LiLo's orangey smeg color. They often times (Sam especially) have a gray tone to their complexion and that is often a tell-tale sign of opiate use. Remember the photo of LiLo passed out in the passenger seat of Sam's car, while at a gas station? LiLo's lips were blue and her skin was gray as was Sam's. Also, most coke or amphetamine users don't get the nods or pass out. That is the hallmark of opiates. No doubt LiLo liked her coke but I am convinced she was also dabbling in pain killers. I have heard that Sam in particular is allegedly partial to OxyContin (very strong narcotic painkiller) and both of them always have those teeny weeny pupils that also give away opiate use. Long term use will result in depression, malnourishment, agitation, etc. Throw in a few adderalls (something else I have heard that Sam likes to allegedly indulge in) and you have a paranoid, depressed, tired and hungry person. Nobody goes to the hospital for cocaine or amphetamine (meth, adderall, etc) withdrawal. I've known many a person who has quit that category of drug abuse and addiction and the only thing they can do when they are withdrawing is sleep...often for days. Unless someone else is dragging you in, no energy to take a trip anywhere is in the cards for that type of withdrawal. My guess (and this is only a guess because I do not know Sam personally) is that she was withdrawing from opiate use of some kind, either by choice or she ran out of her own supply and couldn't get more. That can send people to the ER, often after calling everyone you know to see if anyone has an extra pill or two to toss your way. Either they fake some pain or injury in order to get pain meds or they beg for some other sort of relief from withdrawal. Opiate withdrawal is notorious for leaving the user sick, unable to hold down food and completely exhausted yet totally unable to sleep at all, often for weeks.
I once read a quote from SamRo that Dlisted was her favorite celebrity blog and that she reads it regularly. That was back in the days before MK posted about her so, I don't know if she still loves it like she did. It was back when she began her feud with, and law suit against, Perez. But...Sam, if you are still reading this, get off the pain killers if that is what you are on, go see your doctor for a Suboxone script. You'll feel like a million bucks!
Her angry lesbian face is so hot. No wonder Hohan is still with her. She probably Od'd on some cocaine that nite. Depression and cocaine do not mix!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
If she'd leave HoHan's nasty ass, I'd hit her. (Sam, that is)
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Honestly, it is obvious to me that her and Hohan are high much of the time. Just look at their eyes. They both look like addicts to me. So she probably has just done too much drugs. If you watch Pharell's video 'Everyone Nose' you see a brief clip on them in it, both looking high as hell. I used to do drugs, I know just by looking at their eyes.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:25pm.
in a FOUL mood because i was SUPPPOSED to have this WHOLE freaking week off. therefore, this bitch, michael jackson, the troll sisters, those spiedi people, everyone on the hills and all those other stupid "reality" shows CAN'T DIE SOON ENOUGH!!!!!!!
i feel much better now. NOT
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Let's relieve this. Fuck them all in a huge fat of overly-fat eggnog. Let them choke on ten-year-old fruitcake and get felt up by their fat perverted uncles.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Before everybody & their mother went crying to BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT for welfare in '08...we had something closely approximating a free market system in this country.It was'nt so bad.One of it's tenets was that you were paid according to what "the market" would bear.If you asked for it and people gave it to you...that was your market value.
This is what I must remind myself whenever I look at this "douchette"...or have the misfortune of walking into some club where she's allegedly movin' the crowd.She just moves me out the door.
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/thing-about-djs.html
in a FOUL mood because i was SUPPPOSED to have this WHOLE freaking week off. therefore, this bitch, michael jackson, the troll sisters, those spiedi people, everyone on the hills and all those other stupid "reality" shows CAN'T DIE SOON ENOUGH!!!!!!!
i feel much better now. NOT
2 sure things lead to depression.
1: using drugs like ecstasy
2; dating people who's sexual orientation prefers the other sex (ask my friend who dated 3 gay guys)
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Suffering from depression and lack of food and sleep? Fuck, how about she just take better care of herself! Sam, you're over 30, so now's the time to act like an adult and drop the trainwrecked 22-year-old and buy more than one shirt.
I know guys...it is BULLSHIT!
*whining*...I don't want to go to work! I have to leave in 5 minutes.......*sobs*
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Snowy!
Haggis hotpocket? *vomit burp*
My boss was talking about how his 'Gran' would make home made souse and I thought I was going to spew.
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
El B: across the pond so they make Haggis hotpockets?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
$25K for pushing buttons on a goddamn laptop, what a joke. Maybe shes panicking because mommy and daddy are gonna cut her off?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
$25K a gig??? That is more than some people make in a YEAR! Hell, $1500 a gig is pushing it. Ugh.
Withdrawals...end of story.
She was panicky and no Lilo to calm her down.
Smoke a little Sam and watch some lez porn. That'll help ya.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
what the fuck does she have to be sad about?
Sam's DJ fees have jumped from $1,500 to as much as $25K per gig, reports the New York Daily News, bringing her total for 2008 to almost $3 million -- and part of that is because club promoters know where Sam goes, Lindsay's not far behind. "Sam's now asking for a lot more money to spin," says a source. "And she's getting it easily."
ugh. for a fucking DJ.
RIDICULOUS.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Being admitted for exhaustion is usually drugs me thinks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:21am.
Not really. I just throw another antique on the fire.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:18am
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Hoooly! That thing must be a bugga to heat.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:15am.
It's my summer place on LI. I don't use it much.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:16am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:10am.
Liar! You've been dead since '85. Only nap you're taking is a dirt one! OWNED!
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Therefore, my Hot Pocket consumption is also way down.
Yeah! OWWWWWWWWWNNNNEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! :)
She's sad because she looked in a mirror.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:10am.
Liar! You've been dead since '85. Only nap you're taking is a dirt one! OWNED!
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Therefore, my Hot Pocket consumption is also way down.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:42am.
She should take advantage of the recession and go to some T-shirt sales. She always looks mad more than sad.
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Hahahahaha..she *does* look grumpy. What's your avie Sheeps?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:45am.
Went to the hospital for "lack of food and sleep"? I feel like a sucker. I've just been making Hot Pockets and taking a nap.
Liar! You've been dead since '85. Only nap you're taking is a dirt one! OWNED!
right? lay off the blow Sam, your mind might regulate itself.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
"She's been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep."
It sounds like she's suffering from too much coke.
Went to the hospital for "lack of food and sleep"? I feel like a sucker. I've just been making Hot Pockets and taking a nap.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:34am.
I would be sad too if my only claim to fame was eating out a spoiled little tweeker.
LMAO!!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
she needs some big fat sausage in her diet.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:34am.
I would be sad too if my only claim to fame was eating out a spoiled little tweeker.
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LMAO...don't sugar coat it!
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
She should take advantage of the recession and go to some T-shirt sales. She always looks mad more than sad.
What becomes of the broken-hearted, who had love that has now departed?
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I would be sad too if my only claim to fame was eating out a spoiled little tweeker.
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Coke withdrawal can make you really sad too. Just sayin'.
EatShitParis: hahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa that shirt is like Brit's brown boots.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
A couple things must be said...first, does this snapper only own ONE SHIRT? How many times has she been seen with that lame ass G n R shirt? Second, she is really ugly. I'm glad she was removed from the hetro chick pool, let the dykes worry about her.
She had an allergic reaction to her jock itch medication.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.