Mary-Kate Olsen Loves A Good Recession!
While some of you are considering sucking dick in a back alley way to pay your rent this month, Mary-Kate Olsen is skipping through department stores and having the greatest time ever!
Page Six claims the evil troll was in an elevator at Barney's and said this: "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales. That's where I got this! The recession!"
Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.
It's kind of fucking funny in a "I'm going to cry" kind of way that the dumb troll looks hungry and homeless, yet she's one of the lucky ones who gets to take advantage of all these sales. SALES! Seriously, the sales are pretty good. Yesterday, I watched two grouchy memaws fight over some fugly ass scarf because it was like 75% off or some shit. They were screaming for the cops! It was kind of hot. Even if you can't afford to buy shit, you should still go to department stores just to watch all the dumb whores fight over the dumbest shit. It's free entertainment.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's actually a good picture of her and she's smiling, not that fake 'prune smile'.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Its to fucking cold to be slobbing on sum dick in an alley way! As much as I like doing so... So rent is goin to be late. Skinny bitch - let me catch her at Barneys!
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
This midget better hope I don't run into her. I DO hide from our landlord. Most of us are thinking up creative ways to dress up ramen, running room to room with a space heater to save on heating bills, ruining our good clothes by skipping the dry cleaner and this bitch creams her panties over a Barney's Sale? I hate these people. No valuable contribution to society. None.
All I want for Christmas is a case of the plague on all these spoiled celebutards. Hell, I don't even want their money, send it to charity. Just rid the world of their black souls.
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Muppets rule! Does anyone remember the Mr Magoo Christmas Carol from days of yore?
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
It must be nice to be rich :(
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Submitted by deka on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:11am.
rich people are annoying
Why? Is it my fault i'm wealthy? So stereotypical! I may laugh at the poor but sometimes i give my stained underwear to charity.
Heres some lobster- *Beeeeeeeeeeeelllccchhhh*
loozer,
I completely agree with you in all but the Muppet Christmas Carol.
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
good for you mk. Im scaling back my 401k contributions and youre getting deals at barneys.
from all who are living off savings and unemployment checks to pay their heating bills and put food on the table : SHUT YOUR FUCKING SELFISH ASS MATERIALISTIC PRUNE HOLE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT TROLL!
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so the selfish fucking billionaire got to save a few bucks!
Bitch.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
shit... I am still all alone in thinking these two crackheads are kinda cute :S
The sales are going down worldwide just to get rid of stock that isn't going to move under any other circumstances. Anyone with a few spare pennies is almost oblidged to slap a bitch down to get that piece of clothing they must have yet probably don't need.
With every negative, there's a positive to be found... unless you gave your cash to Berny Madoff of course.
--thanks awfully--
Thanks Clarisse for finishing the conversation for me!
Is it wrong that I like Ebenezer better before his transformation?
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:39am.
... but I never thought those brats were cute and as they aged it was obvious they couldn't act.
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They weren't cute babies and they aren't attractive women.
My SIL was obsessed with Full House and thought the Olsen's were so adorable. She can't believe I think that show was stupid and not funny.
She also named her first born "Brandon" after Brandon Walsh on 90210. Nuff said.
FUCKINM WHORE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE PISS AND ENVELOPE SEALER!!! NASTY ASS WHORE
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by KnowItAll on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:47am.
shit, that would make me livid. liek teh time i saw some chick in the grocery store buying ciggies with her gov't vouchers when she had a 5 yr old in the cart and a case of KD in there with him. like f me, if you put hte money towards food and not smokes your kid might actually have a shot at life instead of being brought up on shitty pre packaged foods. ugh still makes me mad to this day (rant over)
Loozer,
"If they would rather die," said Mary Kate, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
plain_sliced,
That avie...really...please....
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Why does anyone care about this dumb fuckpig? I can't believe this fuckpig has any money, much less mounds.
Someone is looking a little chunky! For her, anyway.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Submitted by KnowItAll on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:47am.
I work in retail and people are completely crazy. They have been super abusive this holiday. Everyone is acting like ASSHOLES, more like starved animals. Oh yeah, our hours are long and we get to clean up after you fuck faces! Merry fucking Christmas to you to morons.
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Are women the sloppiest most inconsiderate shoppers or what?? The women's accessory department at Macy's looked like a major thrown down had just taken place. Stuff was all over the floors! However, the men's department was much neater. Women act a fool in the stores, especially when there's a good sale.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
@ plain-sliced..
Shit, Ross is the only place I can find Bubblegum USA jeans!!! That place is AWSOME!!!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
I haven't gotten shit foe Christmas cards this year. I'm not sure if it's the recession or if poeple just don't have holiday wishes for me anymore.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Looks Like Somebody's Got A Case of the Mondays!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
referring to a blind item a few weeks ago, is SHE doing the whole, I'm gaining weight, wearing bayy clothes and not driking to FAKE a pregnancy??
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
When asked about the poor and homeless, Mary Kate replied "Let them eat cake" and then
At this festive time of year, Mary Kate, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.
Mary Kate: Are there no prisons?
First Collector: Plenty of prisons.
Mary Kate: And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?
First Collector: They are. I wish I could say they were not.
Mary Kate: Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.
First Collector: I don't think you quite understand us, sir. A few of us are endeavoring to buy the poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.
Mary Kate: Why?
First Collector: Because it is at Christmastime that want is most keenly felt, and abundance rejoices. Now what can I put you down for?
Mary Kate: Huh! Nothing!
Second Collector: You wish to be anonymous?
Mary Kate: [firmly, but calmly] I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish sir, that is my answer. I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.
First Collector: Many can't go there.
Second Collector: And some would rather die.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Submitted by KnowItAll on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:47am.
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I used to work retail, too. Working retail at Christmas would make Jesus hate humanity.
After Christmas is fun, too. People come in and want to use their $100 gift card on something that's $2 and get $98 cash back.
The sales have been awesome. Computers for $399, clothes for $19.99 and less, mp3's for $30. Too bad alot of people can't afford this shit. Last year everyone got multiple gifts from me and my hubby. This year it's just one. We're thinking of grabbing a few of those bargains and playing games for them with the fam--winner gets and extra gift. Might be fun...
P.S. I read an article in the paper yesterday about a company that moves all your shit to the lawn or curb when you get evicted...business is booming for them.
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"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I work in retail and people are completely crazy. They have been super abusive this holiday. Everyone is acting like ASSHOLES, more like starved animals. Oh yeah, our hours are long and we get to clean up after you fuck faces! Merry fucking Christmas to you to morons.
Karma is a bitch and I never forget a face. Can't wait to see you on the street mutha fuckers.
she looks fat. what has she done lately? zip. she's gotta look good in her mind to land those multi-million dollar roles. wonder if she's tried Ross or Marshalls yet.
Is this just a REALLY bad picture? I mean, for one of the Trolls to actually look FAT, it must be...look at her face & fingers! Or did I just miss the post that a baby troll is on the way?
While some of you are considering sucking dick in a back alley way to pay your rent this month . . .
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Hawt dayum, MK!! How did you guess my Monday night plans?? Except it's my mortgage, not my rent ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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She is a twat.
I never understood these twins. I mean, not to sound like Perez makin' fun of babies... but I never thought those brats were cute and as they aged it was obvious they couldn't act. That Sweetin girl was the cute and talented one on that show. No wonder she's so fucked up now. She knows she was adorable and was upstaged by those no-talent troll babies.
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
I hate this troll bitch with every fiber of my being.
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I'm surprised she didn't yell, "Take it to Katrina!"
PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
The sales really are ridiculous..and I love it! I mean I have not really been hit with the recession because I still live at home (don't judge) and so therefore I have money to spend sometimes but I founs so many good deals this weekend it was crazy..even things I was prepared to pay full price when they rung them up they were like 40% off it was awesome
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Happy Holidays
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I dont think, I drink.
I wasnt aware MK&A could even speak anymore. I thought they just communicated thru a serious of pouty,angry, coke-high,and constipated looking facial expressions. Maybe they should stick to that.
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I dont think, I drink.