Monday, December 22nd 2008
Everybody Run!!!
Brit Brit is back behind the wheel of a working automobile! And no she isn't pretending to drive in her own garage! She's actually driving on the street. The paparazzi better start wearing full fucking body armor, because the pap-smearer is back on the road!
In Brit's propaganda video "Buy My Record," she weeps about how she misses driving, so it was nice of Daddy Spears to let her play big girl driver even though all our lives are at risk.
You can't tell from these pictures, but Daddy Spears attached a leash to the back of her car, so she doesn't go off too far. That shit is a little comforting.
And Brit needs new sunglasses. Those things belong on a cigar-smoking, child touching, pepaw flasher from the 70s. Not on our little Cheetoling.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:58pm.
Hmmm...She's got "Howdy Doody" ears. Just sayin'.....
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All the better for the record producer to grab onto while she's "working" on her next CD.
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
lizardbits - yes, her first day back behind the wheel last week, she parked in a fire lane and got a ticket.
Fucktard. (her, not you)
Hmmm...She's got "Howdy Doody" ears. Just sayin'.....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Jeffro,
LOL! I knows that goose! I have an uncontrollable need to yell "Hey Abbotttttt!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqcq865ZcMw
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
lizardbits1 I know, I think she's been driving for awhile, I hate when Roseanna Scotto scoops MK.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:44pm.
Yes, Batshitney, there is a Santa Claus! Merry Christmas, Britney. I'll send you a dashboard Jesus for New Year's. Love, CIJ.
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This reminded me of....*singing* "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as i got my plastic Jesus!" lmao
Can't remember the comedian who sung it though...:(
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Didn't she recently get a ticket for parking in a fire lane?
(ever post so you can show off your sig? I have... tee hee... not too clever, but totally my mood at the moment...
carry on with the Brit Bashing)
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
i'm surprised brit doesn't have child sitting on lap while she drives...oh wait, she doesn't have custody...nevermind...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:42pm.
*says in best Costello voice*
Hey Babbiiiiiiiiiiitt!
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Rain Man, silly!
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
She looks great, looks like she had some chin work done
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:39pm.
I dunno LCT - it baffles me. Maybe she takes water pills to cut the bloat?
Serioulsly, IDK.
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Would water bloat make you look like you gained 10 pounds in a matter of days? She looks like the old Britney here, not the hot Britney from last week.
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Own it like a strap-on.
M.E.
See's! I would cut a bitch for some See's.
PP is all over that shit! We try to use it as a way to keep her in line "Santa won't stop at our house if you keep throwing that fit".
Evil, I know...
Migraine - oye. I feel your pain. I'm staring at a box of See's candies right now.
*must resist*
Is the princess excited about Christmas?
Yes, Batshitney, there is a Santa Claus! Merry Christmas, Britney. I'll send you a dashboard Jesus for New Year's. Love, CIJ.
*says in best Costello voice*
Hey Babbiiiiiiiiiiitt!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:36pm.
MIGRAINE SALLY!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT UP HOOKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At work, suffering from short-timers (we are off for the week as of noon tomorrow) and also a terrible belly-ache because the breakroom is full of cookies and other crap that I partook of this morning. *gagging, holding stomach*
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
I dunno LCT - it baffles me. Maybe she takes water pills to cut the bloat?
Serioulsly, IDK.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:37pm.
"Dad lets me drive slow in the driveway on Saturdays."
-Raymond Babbitt
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
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LOL at your post and siggy!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
How does she go from skinny to slightly pudgy in one week? She does it all the GD time!!
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Own it like a strap-on.
"Dad lets me drive slow in the driveway on Saturdays."
-Raymond Babbitt
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
If I'm not mistaken-this is MK's first Frappney post in almost a week.Gettin' better my friend.Before long she'll be purged like the log I just dropped while typing this.
MIGRAINE SALLY!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT UP HOOKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
where did her double chin go?
and whatever, let her drive.
i swear her body guards and drivers have got into just as many accidents and have gotten just as many tickets as she has
i think the sunglasses do help for the pap flashes
but honestly the safest route would be to just fly everywhere, it's not like she can't afford it.
She looks so uncomfortable behind the wheel.
*sigh*
Britters is getting rewarded for good behavior… she'd probably be taking the bus right now if the album hadn't come in at #1 and/or if she hadn't followed her dance steps correctly during her tv appearances.
Weave is back to looking busted.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
*throws Machaca at monitor*
FUCK OFF SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She drives???
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Why be difficult when my poinsettia makes me impossible!
Where are the faulty brakes when you need them?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
The other day I mentioned that the Hogan family should only drive Flintstone cars. Use their feet to push and brake. Same with this chick.
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I almost didn't recognize her. She's down to just one chin now.
Oh yeah...and bitch needs to take her sun glasses off and try to drive. She might actually be able to see the road for once.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Yeah...but you know that car is specially designed with an extra gas and brake pedal installed on the passenger's side. Just like my old driver's training vehicles. I used to hate it when the old fart instructor would keep his foot on that damn brake pedal. BASTARD!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
break out the wig brit do it do it!!
Britney in a car - a pap miracle for Christmas
God bless us, everyone!
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
I can picture Britney sitting on the passenger side with a fake steering wheel thinking she is driving ala Maggie Simpson.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
is that Vanessa Manilla Folders with her. I was wondering where she was? ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Risking lives for a few more pictures, I see.
Maybe she got to drive around the block for her Christmas prezzie............