UGH: Christmas Is On Thursday
These pictures of Xtina and Bat Boy Christmas shopping yesterday reminds me of a couple of things. First of all, don't ever get your haircut like this or you'll look like a rockabilly chola on the short bus. Also, Christmas is basically fucking here and I haven't bought shit! Eff the season of giving!
This past weekend I wasted so many hours trying to buy shit for people, but I suffer from this disease called extreme selfishness, so it's hard for me to purchase crap for others. I could have bought myself a ton of good shit, but I had to keep reminding myself about the task at hand. I basically gave up and decided to drink a few peppermintinis instead.
This is what's going to happen. Come Christmas day, my family will get a ton of gift bags (who wraps anymore?) with pictures of different items in them. I did that shit last year. For example: my sister will open a bag and pull out a picture of the Sex and the City box set with an attached note that says "It's coming!!!" One year I even made a fake coupon with the words "Valid for a $40 gift certificate to American Apparel" on it. My selfish lazy ass couldn't even go out and buy a stupid fucking gift certificate! I'm the worst of the worst.
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We celebrate on the 24th not the 25th. Christmas day is for watching 24 hours of a Christmas Story!
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:55pm.
Your lesbian aunt is a HAWT BITCH! LOL
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
At first I thought that was Pink!
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Sweet babynewbornjesuslyinginamanger
She looks just like my lesbian aunt!
*shudders*
Thankfully our family drew names this year...so I only have to buy gifts for my uncle, whose name i drew...and my hubby and kids. YAY!
Still...I've been sick lately so I haven't shopped much. When I do go...I always buy shit for myself...because if I try to explain to my family what I want...they always fuck it up.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
People expect gifts after the joyous day from me. I get away with it because it's my birthday and people feel sorry for me.
That and I'm perpetually poor (or is it cheap?) and I like to wait for the "sales"
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
i see now why xtina wears all that garsh makeup...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related