Monday, December 22nd 2008
Where Will The Unicorns Frolic?
Robert Pattinson's magical forest has been mowed down! This tragic incident has left dozens of unicorns, fairies and toadstools homeless. They temporarily set up home inside Princess Zac Efron's perfectly manicured dick bush, but it's just not the same. I mean, the top of Robert's hair doesn't twinkle the way it used to.
There has to be a good reason for this. Maybe he donated his enchanted locks to scientists so that they can use it to find the cure for cancer or something. Or maybe Robert was getting sick of crazy fangirls pulling out his hair in chunks and then running away into the night. Yeah, probably the latter.
Here's the unicorn abandoner arriving at Heathrow Airport this morning.
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i adore him & its his face & persona that is so appealing to me, so i love him no matter how his hair looks, but i like the longer hair soooo much better...it was a lot sexier even if it was dirty. now he is still hot, but just in a different way...the shorter hair makes him look more regular guy-ish & less celebrity/modelish. to me there is less of a wow factor now.
Maybe now he can hide a bit. The hair was a dead give away to who his recognition. Although that face is hard to miss!!
Submitted by aphrodite on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:01pm.
the new Hot Ginge.
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The original was Renton, right?
Wonder if, when he colors his hair brown, he asks his mom if he should color his ginger pubes too!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:29pm.
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Nope. Still ugly.
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DELICIOUS......he makes me feel like a 14 year old girl again.
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:48pm.
Good God, I'd ride him like a wild camel.
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Bwahahahaha! I'm next in line.
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Just so you're prepared, he's going to be REALLY tired when I'm done.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
I liked the crazy hair. I like them kinda dirty. But, I have a thing for Greasy Bear so....
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:59pm.
I know that's right. angel_i has mad skilz.
Let's remind her when she shows back up. Hopefully she's enjoying some high test eggnog right about now.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
maybe he can escape some of those crazy fangirls over the holidays now... i dont think he ever changes though... same outfit as pics from like 3 days ago... http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2008/12/22/me-too/
the new Hot Ginge.
He's looking a lot better...I'd hit him...but I'm a guy and my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:54pm.
With my luck he'll get 'em waxed into Chola brows.
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LOL, where's angel_i? I'd like to see her 'cholarize' him!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Feh, he looks like every other LA tool/actor now. Yawn. I liked the hair.
Now he just looks like some dude who'd be pushing the returns cart at Blockbuster Video
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:48pm.
Good God, I'd ride him like a wild camel.
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:47pm.
LOL. Good one.
With my luck he'll get 'em waxed into Chola brows.
Guess I could always borrow Kim Zolciak's weave and stick that on his head.
*pause*
Ugh. That image will scare a ho celibate.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
I think he looks hot. I have a weakness for redheads and musicians.
Umm, MUCH BETTER. He looks kinda hot to me now. The old hair looked a little nasty, especially after he said he washes it once a month, or whatever his regimen was.
Dirty short hair is better than dirty long hair, I think.
"Wada-tah!"
I would *not* hit it because he looks freakishly like my ex bf in this shot. Of course my ex didn't look like he got smacked with a shovel when he turned to the side though.
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Good God, I'd ride him like a wild camel.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:45pm.
Edward lost his handlebars!!
Now what will I hold onto??
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His eyebrows?
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Edward lost his handlebars!!
Now what will I hold onto??
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
He's hot as hell. I would hit that like there was no tomorrow
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He's as hell. I would hit that like there was no tomorrow
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He should have kept the hair to cover that 15 head.
Also, if he turns slightly to either side, it looks like he has been plowed in the face by a dump truck.
Yes I signed in just to say that.
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I dunno. I kinda like this new 'do. Then again, I wasn't crazy about his Twilight - Yes, I saw this finally - look.
I think it's a sign that I'm reading too much D-listed that the first thing I thought when I saw the new 'do on another site was "Oh no! The unicorns!"
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Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes. -MK on Pete Wentz
I do not like it,he is not near as sexy with out his hair.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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He looks a lot more boyish now. The old bouffant hair definitely made all the difference in the sexiness department.
I don't blame the poor guy for cutting it. In interviews it's all everyone wants to talk about! If I were him I'd be sick of it. But then again, this could also just be for a role, not to mention that New Moon begins filming in a matter of weeks and he probably has to re-grow his Edward hair too look like it did in Twilight.
Even with NO hair though, I'd still bang the hell out of him. Uncle Jesse has nothing on Rob Pattinson!
Submitted by eszter on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:31pm.
I agree. If Dan's hair is messy at all, it's "fashionably" messy.
He now looks like SamRo with 5 o'clock shadow.
Sorry not seeing the hot here. With our without that springy hair, he looks like someone slammed in the face with the flat side of a frying pan.
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Of course he has a guitar and a DVD of a camp fire, he knows how to work it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh, no. I smell a CD in the works.
He looks like a hybrid of somebody...Nick Hogan and who else? Somebody help me here.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
This guy can do no wrong to me, he's gorgeous and is so down to earth in interviews. I'm gonna miss his magical hair too but don't worry, MK, it will come back again...he still needs it to play Edward in Twilight sequels. He needs it!
ok, here's for a nerdistic comment:
my only problem with daniel radcliffe as harry potter has always been the fact that his hair's always supernice and jk rowling clearly wrote that no matter what they did to harry's hair it always looked... well, just like robert pattinson's hair! he would have made the perfect harry... don't you think/do you care? prolly not, oh well :)
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Finally! Don't get me wrong, his magical hair is spectacular. But he doesn't seem like they type of dude who can keep up with the demands of a magical forest.
Hmmmmm, I wonder if he is a good guitar player?
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Cut off the only thing that sets you apart. What a dumbass!!
Y'know, he looks good here. The other hairdo he was sporting was just awful and dirty-looking.
But with a face like his, he could probably be bald and still be hot.
Ugh, definitely not an improvement.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.