It's Pete The Purple Squirrel!!
Naw, you aren't having an acid flashback. This squirrel is actually purple and his name is Pete. Pete the purple squirrel has become a local celebrity at the Meoncross School in Stubbington, Hampshire since he made his first appearance a little while ago. The teachers and students have gotten somewhat close to Pete to see how he got his purpley coat. One teacher said it doesn't look like it's paint, because Pete's entire coat is purple. It's not just in patches.
The Daily Mail got the advice of some animal expert. TV wildlife host Chris Packham said Pete has been hanging out in a building where old ink cartridges are kept. Because of this, he thinks Pete probably chewed on some purple cartridges and then licked himself with it.
Chris said, "Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. He is unlikely to have fallen into paint because that would probably have killed him. I imagine he'll return to his normal grey by spring when he moults."
What the hell kind of stupid reason is that? There has to be a better explanation on why Pete looks like one of Grimace's beady beads. Maybe he fell into my abuelita's hair dye? Or maybe he was in Los Angeles partying with Brit Brit. I'm sure too much PURPLE DRANK will fucking turn your ass purple. Wait. When did Robert Pattinson cut down his magical forest? I think I may have seen a purple squirrel bouncing around in there once or twice....
Whatever the reason is for Pete's purple coat, he's still magically precious. I'm sure he shits blueberries and pisses grape soda pop.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:20pm.
I'm sure PETA will be crying bloody abuse any moment now!
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What? That the squirrel abused itself? LOL!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:14pm.
angel: how about you slap chop some Pete and we can have a Kentwood Christmas? ;)
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Some Pete? Kentwood Christmas?
Watchoo talkin' 'bout, snowy?
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click the last thumb. His head and face are purple.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:14pm.
LMFAO, C Word! If you turn the volume up, you can hear the squirrel say "ooohhhh seeeexxxyyyy giiiiirrrrllllfrriieeeennd!!!"
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Haaaahaaaaa...!!
I know the other vid is cruel, but I'm a twisted bish so I laughed (after I made a promise not to show that to my father cuz he hates squirrels and has a lot of time on his hands). ;)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I'm sure PETA will be crying bloody abuse any moment now!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
How can he consume enough ink to make him THAT purple and not die?!?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:12pm.
For your viewing pleasure...
Drunk Squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
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LMFAO, C Word! If you turn the volume up, you can hear the squirrel say "ooohhhh seeeexxxyyyy giiiiirrrrllllfrriieeeennd!!!"
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OMG! Long Duck Dong!!!!
I watched that on Sat morning, it was on TV! I haven't watched it for 9 years. I was totally LOL.
Nobody cares about spuirrels because they aren't cute and fluffy like minks and chinchillas. And how are they sure it was him eating the ink and not some bastard neighborhood kids that thought it would be funny to dye the squirrel?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Purple Squirrel is a hot slut!
I notice his face is not purple which lends credence to theory that he licked the purple onto the rest of his coat. If squirrels are the same as cats they cannot lick their faces right?
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"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
OMG! That poor drunk squirrel!!!!!! LMAO!
I think ALL squirrels should be purple!!
I bet he chewed through a toner cartridge and rolled in it.......if he had eaten something like that it would make him sick.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:12pm.
For your viewing pleasure...
Drunk Squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
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LMFAO, C Word! If you turn the volume up, you can hear the squirrel say "ooohhhh seeeexxxyyyy giiiiirrrrllllfrriieeeennd!!!"
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Awwww. I know it's basically a rat, but he's soooo cute.
And purple is such a flattering color! Ha ha!
angel: how about you slap chop some Pete and we can have a Kentwood Christmas? ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
If I don't get a purple squirrel for Christmas, I'm running away from home!
*pouts*
Brinee forgot to kill Xmas dinner before she put it in the marinade.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
For your viewing pleasure...
Drunk Squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
Squirrel Launcher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo&feature=related
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Ew. That squirrel ate something that turned him purple and now he's prolly gonna die. Boo hoo! Dontcha think? He's cute but he's making me sad. I may need to Slap Chop some nuts.
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He'd make the perfect pet for Sean Preston! They can have PURPLE DRANK sleepovers! Brush their teefs with PURPLE DRANK, take baths in PURPLE DRANK, even dip their Cheetos in PURPLE DRANK.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Own it like a strap-on.
It's a Prince Squirrel!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Pete is such a famewhore with his "Look at me, y'all, I'm purple!" schtick. I hear all the forest creatures have hit it and quit it, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Chip and Dale, hell even Pepe Le Pew!! Pete is desperate slut!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Squirrels are just rats with fluffy asses.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
What is god's name is that thing??? Nuclear waste anywhere???
http://mylifeiscrap.com
*in Veruca Salt voice*
Daddy! I want a purple squirrel!!
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
Pete, you hot bitch!
It were the purple drank, I know it!!!
I want a purple squirrel!!
This is the hottest slut of the day°!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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"Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible."
I say that everytime I'm home for the holidays.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
I can haz as pet?
Or maybe Aubrey O'Day got a hold of him, HAHAHA.
I think Pete is just beautiful. I want him for Christmas.
"Wada-tah!"