Pamela Anderson's Face Is A Disaster Zone
I keep beating a dead whore again, but Pamela Anderson's FACE! This bitch obviously doesn't have any true friends in her life, because a real bitch would tell Pamela her face looks like it needs yellow police tape around it. That's real talk.
I really just want to call 911 so that the fire department can come and hose down her face of meth. The bitch who did Pam's make-up has bigger problems than she does. Her make-up job was definitely done by a crackhead with shaky hands who ran out of black eyeshadow, so used burnt-up charcoal ashes instead. This is a face don't!
Pamela, please seek help from the Agency for Toxic Substances so that they clean your shit up!
Here's Pammy at some car show in Las Vegas yesterday and later at LAX without pants on. I mean, what is the meaning of this? Pammy is making the toothless prostitutes from Hookers at the Point look like the direct descendants of the Empress of Lucite. This shit is ridiculous.
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Would somebody please tell Pam she's no longer a sex kitten?? She's just an old tired pussy now!!
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I went to LAX once and little John and Paris Hilton were there. Paris is actually really pretty in person and I made eye contact with little John and he looked at me like I was some sort of prey.....
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I like her shoes.
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I think she meant to say: Most "whores" should take care of themselves...etc., etc....
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:41pm.
Hoff - yes, pammy is a blonde via box.
Yup, I've sadly seen her box and it's got black hair.
"throws up in mouth."
and it's true that the fairer you are, the better you have to take care of your skin.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hoff - yes, pammy is a blonde via box.
Submitted by Nova "Most blondes should really take a very good care of themselves, their shelf life is short."
I guess you're saying we shouldn't tan. Usually blondes have delicate skin that shows every mistake. That's true. I've taken good care of myself (although I did smoke at one time) and I think I look young and fresh even at 37.
But don't forget that "most blondes" are really not true blondes anyway.
She's all Chola-dyslexic, the black is for the Eyebrow Situation.
Take her Sharpies away pronto.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:32pm.
Oh sweetie, I heart you, but BLONDE?
do you not see the four inches of brunette roots?
I'm blonde, haven't dyed my hair in years and I don't have that going on.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She's having a massive wonk seizure in that first thumb. Call 911!
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Double the post
Double the venom
Classy mother of 2!
Jeffro LMAO
I can not believe anyone approved that eye makeup.
Someone paid her to show up looking like that to somewhere. Where is this generations ho's? We need some new fake booby, sex tape makin', playboy posin' girls.........
Submitted by Nova on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:25pm.
Most blondes should really take a very good care of themselves, their shelf life is short. These eyebrows and makeup only look semi good on someone in early to mid 20ies. Too much partying will do this to you.
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Excuse me but WTF does that mean? Blondes don't die sooner than redheads, bruenettes.
saddest thing, I swear to God, if bitch would wear cothes, get a nice haircut, tone down the makeup, it would take ten years off. it's not like she's wino where there's just no hope of looking normal anymore.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:27pm.
In thumbnail 10, Pantless Pam's assistant is wearing Aretha's tracksuit.
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Ha! And she's saying: Are you SURE you don't want I should get you some pants, hunny?
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She's clearly lost her mind.
Those ex-husbands of hers are wiping their brows, knowing they've dodged a bullet.
Party monster.
I need those shoes.
As deluded as Phoebe Price. These poor women.
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In thumbnail 10, Pantless Pam's assistant is wearing Aretha's tracksuit.
Most blondes should really take a very good care of themselves, their shelf life is short. These eyebrows and makeup only look semi good on someone in early to mid 20ies. Too much partying will do this to you.
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Purple squirrels and raccoons with the clap...first two signs of the apocalypse.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:23pm.
And she used to be a beautiful woman.
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Cocaine's one hell of a drug.
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also, her two front teefs
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Her boobs and her eyes are wonky in thumbnail 1.
And she used to be a beautiful woman.
Submitted by chichi on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:12pm.
Because alot of them DON'T have personalities. So they hide behind all the plastic surgery. Unfortunately you can't buy a personality so once the youth fades and reality sets in, the only thing you have left is staying as "young" and "hot" as possible. They didn't work at actually building a personality having some kind of character, anything.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Maybe Santa will put some eye make-up remover and a pair of pants in her stocking...
She needs to do something about the racoon eyes. It looks like shit.
She looks like a slutty raccoon.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:17pm.
LMAO @ Angel
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Que? Chu got sumthin to say, beech!?
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Err...when I saw that main pic, I totally thought that I was looking at a Lemur.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:15pm.
YAY! Can you see his hickey?;p
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Oh yeah....nice touch! :D
Jiggy, where are yoooooooooooou?
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
That post-it note on Pantless Pam's right silicone dome is a reminder to her to reschedule that eyebrow augmentation procedure, now that Joe JonASS has agreed to be a donor.
LMAO @ Angel
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Jesus, she looks like the Hamburglar.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:04pm.
@C Word and Jiggy! I'm HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
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Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa.....tnx angel!
Even better than I expected!
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YAY! Can you see his hickey?;p
ONT: Somebody buy the ho a pair of pants for Christmas! Her legs are getting all beat up!
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It's kinda sad that she still thinks she's sexy. But it's also hilarious. They need to bring back the Sally Jessy Raphael Show so Pam's kids can have her on one of those "give my mom a make over cuz she dresses like a cheap ho" episodes.
YIKES! She is really going downhill fast.
Good God man thats one trashy lookin woman. I like the makeup it matches her roots. Pam honey you are 40 years old its time to grow up. You can still be sexy at 40, just not sexy trashy 20yo slut sexy. But I can see why she still dresses this way when your entire career was based on how fuckable/young/sexy/blond you were you gotta retain as much of that as possible because then you're done.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Why don't these fucktards just accept that they are going to age like all humans and realize that they will need to rely on their personalities for some span of life instead of tits??
Pam Anderson looks like a fucking freak! She is the walking definition of rode hard and put back wet, like 10 million times. She is just gross.
that looks like a coke booger in her nostril, does it not?
Until recently, I really thought this chick was just your run of the mill bimbo who liked a lot of makeup and sleazy clothes. No big deal. But now I am convined she really does have something wrong with her. Genuine mental disorder? Drug induced psychosis? Whatever it is, the Pam of the past was way too self absorbed and vain to go out looking this freakish. Something be really wrong.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
It's not just the face. The hair, the skin color, the scarred boobs, the clothes, the cellulite! YIKES!
You know, the sad thing is, at one time, she was kind of fresh-faced & pretty. That was before she decided to do a "Victor Victoria" & embrace drag queen chic ...
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that's why she goes out in public with her ass hanging out...she's hoping you'll be distracted enough to not look at her face...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Fuck a duck. She's making baby Jesus scream for the safety of Mary's uterus! Someone needs to page Pammy's VIP crew to smuggle her into Promises.
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Damn, she is looking rough!
Well, on the bright side...I love those Lou boutins she's wearing...gorg shoes for sure!
I can haz cold cream??
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What a nasty butt.fucking.ugly fuckpig.