Afternoon Crumbs

Kid Rock is obviously trying to piss off Pamela Anderson. I'm surprised she even dated/married him if he's into fur that much. I don't get how anyone can wear it personally.

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

Her lips look chapped.

They photoshopped Parisite Hiltons wonk eye onto her!

Holy shit- watch this- the man sounds sub normal without others putting words in his gaping mouth.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=adnYrc4yZHQ

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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

"I cannot sit quietly while others die of hunger and children."

Well the first part of that sentence is true. Does she never shut up? Have an unexpressed thought? Is she paid by the word?

Must get on, kids in pre xmas frenzy- I might be dying of children myself if the noise level doesn't drop from def com Ange to merely deafening.

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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

really bad and unnatural photoshopping...., it looks so very fake

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kitty side eye!

http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!

i've always been her admirer.

www.realitybedroom.com

oh god, douche crushes?
everyone i have a crush on is a douche. they just "speak to me" i guess.

Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:27pm.

That ain't her. No pasty skin, no ink, no bulging vein, no tenhead. That face is too thin, everyone knows her head is huge and looks liek it was squashed with an anvil. Her lips look weird... I could go on all day...

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all true and there's no 10 foot of forehead!

"I cannot sit quietly while others die of hunger and children."

Well....*ahem*...I think the cure is *obvious*!

What?!?!

"Kid Rock Smells"

Well fuckin' DUH! Psssshh!

To: Sassypants - LMAO! I'm high and you're funny! "...while people die of hunger and children.."

...i like you...

"I cannot sit quietly while others die of hunger and children."

Truly inspiring!

Spread the legs and lift the skirt. KLASSY.

It looks more like Megan Fox than Jolie,they went photo shop crazy on that cover

Reese and Jakey looks so boring,I have no idea why these two are still together.

Simspson looks like she is trying to look like Avril...bad mistake

I have no idea why the peace sign is popular again,I loathe hippies

Kid Rock is hot,I would do him multiple times.I have no idea why PETA Pam was married to him though

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

James Havennnnnn!

Merry Christmassy times, sweet one! I hope you like my Jolie redux avatar. I had a few photoshop Elves reverse the bullshit. lol :)

Hey, I just realized that Ich Bin Angie and Miss Krayzie kind of look like sisters.

This made me LOL. A lot.

Submitted by sassypants on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:05pm.

i'm high and confused. maybe it's just angelina's bad german, but what does this mean:
"I cannot sit quietly while people die of hunger and children."

WTF does this mean? Child birth? People dying from having children? People dying from child germs? People dying from looking at children? People dying from having too many children? People dying when they look at Angelina because she is God? (you know she gets high and compares herself to mother teresa. you know it.) maybe since she's so international and shit she decided she could do the interview in german without a translator. and this shit came out. bygones.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:56pm.

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GASP! You have a douche crush on Mickey Rourke too, after all that jacked up facial sugery, right? I thought I was the only one...*tiger tears*...I'm so touched to find Douche kinship....
Ok, we need a DListed Douche Crush support group...
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*side-eye*...Well I did say Mickey Rourke *pre-surgery*...BUT HEY!! Let's not split douchey hairs!!! We're all friends here!! Just between you and me Tiger, (and the million people that read DL) I'd have to put a bag on his head and gag him. But his body...hoooochie mamma!!!
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I'm sick in the brains (I know, I know, common knowlege, but listen...) I wasn't really attracted to Mickey Rourke 'til AFTER the plastic surgery...I mean, once I got used to it...I don't know, it became sexay in a freaky douchey way, then the body is SLAMMIN', so I ain't saying I wouldn't have nightmares after seein' that mug and its "O" face, cuz I would, I'm just sayin' it's not enough to prevent me from hittin' it...
See, I'm more sick in the brains than you whores thought....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Angie looks absolutely beautiful!

*wipes tear*

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina is a homewrecking witch. I think this pic is photo shopped to death. Screw her! Jennifer Aniston did not deserve what happened! Why are we treating AJ like a freaking Saint?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:02pm.

Hahahaha! *taking notes for future use*

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Santa Clause and His Old Lady

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:54pm
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Yes he ummmmmm filled out those granny speedos that Superman wears *quite* nicely. Any my kids thought I was shrieking over the action sequences *smirk*

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The French say that the best part of an affair is going up the stairs. Desire is almost always more thrilling than fulfillment.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:56pm.

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GASP! You have a douche crush on Mickey Rourke too, after all that jacked up facial sugery, right? I thought I was the only one...*tiger tears*...I'm so touched to find Douche kinship....
Ok, we need a DListed Douche Crush support group...
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*side-eye*...Well I did say Mickey Rourke *pre-surgery*...BUT HEY!! Let's not split douchey hairs!!! We're all friends here!! Just between you and me Tiger, (and the million people that read DL) I'd have to put a bag on his head and gag him. But his body...hoooochie mamma!!!

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The French say that the best part of an affair is going up the stairs. Desire is almost always more thrilling than fulfillment.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:16pm.
Im embarrassed to admit, but I used to LOOOVVEEE Kid Rock.
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I still kinda sorta do...*hanging tiger head in shame*...But here at DListed we afford our DListers one Douche crush each..
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Ohh Tiger....*quivering with shame*...here's my douche crush (and I want my coupons tout de suite after)..PRINCE! No! STEVEN TYLER! No..wait a minute..DOUCHEY NO-NAME ACTOR THAT PLAYED SUPERMAN!...(how many douches can I crush on??) Wait...MICKEY ROURKE!-Pre-surgery;..DAVID SPADE!......
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GASP! You have a douche crush on Mickey Rourke too, after all that jacked up facial sugery, right? I thought I was the only one...*tiger tears*...I'm so touched to find Douche kinship....
Ok, we need a DListed Douche Crush support group...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Tigerlilly - DItto.

I'm out. Night horz!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:42pm.

No..wait a minute..DOUCHEY NO-NAME ACTOR THAT PLAYED SUPERMAN!...(
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Oooooo, me too! His name is Brandon Routh. Sexay!

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Santa Clause and His Old Lady

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:34pm.
Tigerlilly - I need about 5 of those forms please.

I have a douche crush problem.

I may need an intervention, and rehab.

Can it be the rehab with Dr. Drew? Please? I promise to only molest him once.

Shit. That is counterproductive isn't it.

Fuck.
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Yeah, I think either we are going to havta change that 1 douche crush per ho rule or we need our own Dlisted Douche Crush Rehab reality show! GASP! I would so get my tv fixed for that shit. Hell, I'd buy a new one, mortgage my home even....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Photoshopped at such an age. I feel sorry for her since she depends on her looks. I didn't realize all this love and happiness made you look like crap.

"Der Grosse" sez it all.

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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:16pm.
Im embarrassed to admit, but I used to LOOOVVEEE Kid Rock.
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I still kinda sorta do...*hanging tiger head in shame*...But here at DListed we afford our DListers one Douche crush each..
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Ohh Tiger....*quivering with shame*...here's my douche crush (and I want my coupons tout de suite after)..PRINCE! No! STEVEN TYLER! No..wait a minute..DOUCHEY NO-NAME ACTOR THAT PLAYED SUPERMAN!...(how many douches can I crush on??) Wait...MICKEY ROURKE!-Pre-surgery;..DAVID SPADE!......

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The French say that the best part of an affair is going up the stairs. Desire is almost always more thrilling than fulfillment.

Isn't this a Lara Croft promo pic that they added the flowing hair and dress to? Same stance, look.

Tigerlilly - I need about 5 of those forms please.

I have a douche crush problem.

I may need an intervention, and rehab.

Can it be the rehab with Dr. Drew? Please? I promise to only molest him once.

Shit. That is counterproductive isn't it.

Fuck.

The truth really is this is what Jen Maniston really looks like.

on the cosmo website you can look at all past covers and this looks like her 04 cover with a different dress photoshopped on maybe the interveiw is old to?

Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:16pm.
Im embarrassed to admit, but I used to LOOOVVEEE Kid Rock.
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I still kinda sorta do...*hanging tiger head in shame*...But here at DListed we afford our DListers one Douche crush each...

*disclaimer: Limit one douche crush per DLister. DListers requiring more than one Douche crush must submit an Additional Douche Crush Request Form to the DListed Board of Directors no more than 10 days after claiming additional Douche crush. Submission of said form does not guarantee Additional Douche crush privileges will be granted. Douche crushes are non-transferable and may be rescinded if a significant increase in Douchiness occurs. Additional restrictions apply. For details please visit www.dlisted/douchecrush.com

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Wow, this Jolie pic was taken like 4 years ago and has been altered to death so that countless mags can use her pic without actually having to shoot her. The dress has been every color of the rainbow, her earrings have been so many different shapes... Jeebus!!! Either these mags are incredibly lazy, too cheap, or frauds. I know it's good to recycle, but recycling magazine covers???? Thats' taking it a bit far.

Hey, I'm totally straight and I've dated someone who was "unattractive" to a lot of people. He wasn't unattractive to me though.

Keane-Male celebs you can be pretty sure are straight are ones who have long-term relationships with equally as stunning/desirable women e.g. Jonny Depp with Kate Moss and Paradis, Brad with Ange, Gwyneth, Jen etc or who slut around with every hot chick they can get their hands on e.g. Leo DiCAprio,
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Brad and Angie are straight,Ok where have you been?

"Reese and Jakey looking absolutely fucking thrilled while having dinner"

Except when they looked bored and Jakey was yawning. lol

Who could blame him?
His beard is the dullest creature on the Planet.

I gave Jolie a reality check. My avatar is my Xmas gift to all you crazy, loveable whores. You're welcome. lol

That ain't her. No pasty skin, no ink, no bulging vein, no tenhead. That face is too thin, everyone knows her head is huge and looks liek it was squashed with an anvil. Her lips look weird... I could go on all day...

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Let me dirty up your mind.

hi skanks.
i cant wait for them to get a whiff of this angie cover over at celebitchy. they fucking lover her ass over there. they will hunt you down & kill if you speak bad about her or the holy family.

Angelina Jolie looks like her brother in a wig

Asslee with that chin looks like Drew Barrymore

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Bye! Good

What on earth did that freak let cosmo do to her? That photo doesn't even look like Holie! It looks like a f*ucking mannequin.

Who is she trying to fool with her bullshit about exercising? Pilates MY ass! First she tells everyone that she gets thin from running after her children. Now she's the exercise buff. LMAO. It's called an eating disorder, but we won't hear about that for atleast a few years. It took her 4 years to admit that Brad cheated on his wife. I'm sure she'll drop the bomb regarding this "disorder" when she needs pity from the public ( like after her and Pitt break up). You get toned from exercising - she's just skinny.

Yeah - nice hair extensions. I guess they'll try anything to take away from the movie screen forehead and thinning hair!

p.s. why is she on the cover of cosmo? Isn't her movie Changeling a week away from going to DVD or is it already there? She has nothing to promote, so not sure why she's whoring herself out to another interviewer.

Salem13 - no not at all, I've tried to explain it as best I can, I can't devote any more time to it sorry!

That is a gorgeous woman on the mag cover but I have no idea who she is.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:14pm.

CORNAPOOPIA!
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Corneep who?

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Own it like a strap-on.

There is no way Alicia Keys got that, umm, curvy eating edamame. That's only what she carts out to the pool, then orders a BLT and pie from room service.

Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:59pm.

So you really are saying that if a "hot" guy dates an "average" looking girl he MUST be gay? But beauty is subjective. Have you seen the chicks Johnny has dated Wino, Kate, and Vanessa not excatly Liz Taylor/Grace Kelly types (not ugly either). I just think this all falls into stereotypes of what our society has created.

What if I as an "average" girl dated a guy that was "hotter" than me, does that make me a "lesbian"? And for long lasting relationships that doesn't mean a thing. Jim McGreevey (Governor of NJ) was married TWICE. First one for 6 years and second for three years before coming out.

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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.

CORNAPOOPIA!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!