Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which Oscar-winning actress always must be a drain on hotel maids? The now-taken beauty always asked her former flames to perform a golden shower during romantic interludes, and we hear she had a few takers.(Gatecrasher)
Is Renee Zellweger taken, because her squinty face always looks like it's preparing for a golden shower? My other guess is Angie Jo, because that bitch used to love it nasty-style?
Who is going to have to pay through the nose to stay in the closet? Sometimes a gay actor will marry a member of the opposite sex in the hopes that it will boost their hetero credibility and expand the range of roles offered to them. The trouble with this strategy is that if the relationship doesn’t last, the ex has a tremendous amount of leverage over the actor. Such is the case of this network TV star whose fake marriage is over. The star’s attorney is trying to get their client to settle quickly and quietly to prevent the ex from spilling secrets. However, the star is now weighing the hefty cost of paying off the ex versus outing themselves. (Blind Gossip)
Kate Walsh?
This B list film actress who was once the "it" actress is married with child but that marriage is in trouble. Seems she is not a fan of her husband or the child and would rather focus on her career and being famous again. (CDAN)
MiserAlba?
This B list actor on an ensemble show which is not Grey's Anatomy thinks he is the star of stars and the reason everyone watches. Yeah, right. Well anyway, he has decreed that he wants to only be filmed from the waist up because he wants to be able to wear shorts everyday on the set. When producers started giving him a hard time about it, he decided that he would just start dropping his pants during every scene. It is a standoff basically until after the Christmas holidays. (CDAN)
Whenever there's a blind item about an asshole on a TV show, my mind immediately wanders over to The Piv!
This idiot of a person who is a Golden Globe winning actress/supporting actress knew one of her friends was allergic to peanuts, but wanted to see what would happen if her friend ate them. So, she made a cake with ground up peanuts in it, and watched her friend swell up like a balloon before deciding that maybe the friend did need to go to the hospital. So far the friend has not called the cops or sued. (CDAN)
Idiot of a person? Has to be Kate Hudson!?!
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I definitely think # 1 is cuntalina! With her history, and how she used to bang lots of lovers in hotels, can't think of anyone else!
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people probably think of kate walsh because she turned in such a remarkable performance on csi as a transsexual. she was completely believable, the scenes were so charged, sexually, that everyone watching it with us commented on it. (can't repeat some of what was said!)
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:50pm.
James Haven has alot of inside info so lets see if he can unveil a few, shall we?
1. Hmmmm...well Jessica Tandy is dead so James Haven votes: Penny Cruz
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I stink at this but I love reading everyone else's guesses.
John Stamos came to mind for the closeted TV actor. Rebecca Romaine Lettuce could write a tell-all if someone helps her with the big words.
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My guess for moronic peanut prankster: Cameron Diaz. Known to be an idiot, and was GG winner for Best Actress (There's Something About Mary) & Supporting Actress (Being John Malkovich).
I think 4 could either be John Stamos or Patrick Dempsey, not Jeremy Piven (who is always in long shots). 3 is definitely Alba, who is reputed to be totally, blatantly ambitious despite her lack of talent. I think the only reason she had that kid was to "keep up" with all the other happily-pregnant actresses.
Number one could be anyone who's won an Oscar (but I vote for Marisa Tomei or Julia Roberts, both known freaks); don't know who the closeted TV girl/guy could be (there are so many) and the peanut "joker" is too gross to contemplate.
And lay off the mighty NPH! He rules, even if he is full of himself now. He deserves to be.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:50pm.
4. This sounds like Neil Patrick Harris. His head has gotten so big it barely fits through the door!
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That boy got a TEN head! WTF happened with that? He disappeared away to come back as a fun and flirty actor and ALSO went all Cro-Mag! Weird. It makes him seem more like Doogie Howser now tho...like Doogie Howser grew up and became an actor...cuz he's a got a bigger brain than the rest of us.
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James Haven has alot of inside info so lets see if he can unveil a few, shall we?
1. Hmmmm...well Jessica Tandy is dead so James Haven votes: Penny Cruz
2. This is a tough one. So many to choose. Um...got nothing.
3. That does seem like Miseralba!
4. This sounds like Neil Patrick Harris. His head has gotten so big it barely fits through the door!
5. Hillary Swank? With those big chompers you know she's bound to have alot of peanuts around the house.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:23pm.
The peanut idiot has got to be Madonna. She won a Globe for Evita and like Tom Cruise dismissing post-partal depression, I think she'd dismiss a peanut allergy as not doing Kabalah enough. But she wouldn't bake a cake, she'd have it baked.
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What's post partal depression? Is that when you birth only part of a baby and then you are depressed afterwards? And who wouldn't be depressed with part of a baby hanging out your cooch? ;-)
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Kate Walsh a lezzie, really? I don't see it. Maybe it's because she looks so much like Catherine Deneuve and Deneuve is such sultry character.
The peanut idiot has got to be Madonna. She won a Globe for Evita and like Tom Cruise dismissing post-partal depression, I think she'd dismiss a peanut allergy as not doing Kabalah enough. But she wouldn't bake a cake, she'd have it baked.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:08pm.
I'm with GazingBeauty on this one. #1 reeks of sad low-self-esteem-to-marry-Eric-Benet-in-the-first-place Halle. I just think she swings in the "abuse me" kinda way. AngieJo, not so much. Seems she'd be the pee-er, not the pee-ee.
I totally agree. Also, I don't think Kate Walsh is item #2. No real reason why, just that when stars marry for hetero credibility they're usually first suspect of homosexuality. I don't remember that being the case with Walsh.
1 Witherspoon - maybe she is a closet kinkster
2 Walsh
3 Paltrow
3 Denis Leary
4 The only one that has won both awards is Julie Christie ...I think.... so it has to be her
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I think the third one is Jennifer Garner. She has a child and is "with child" now because she's pregnant.
Somehow, I don't believe Kate Hudson has won two golden globes, at least not of the awards show variety. Sandra Oh may have, um...Sideways and Grey's. Def Angie has, but not an idiot? When I read idiot, I thought of Heather Graham, but she is too much of an idiot to receive two golden globes, again of the award show variety. Geena Davis? I have no clue.
But I def think Balthazar Getty doesn't want to wear pants, but simultaneously thinks he is the hottest thing on that show while staring in the face of Rachel Griffiths huge chi-chis, Rob Lowe, and Sally Field. Sorry, Sally Field has been working her hotness since she was the flying nun. And I'm sure she had no pants on under that habit, no negotiations needed. If Balthazar's oil money wasn't cut off, I'm sure he would be granted his every wish. There is no one named Sienna around here.
I think #3 is Nicole Kidman. She used to be the "It" actress, and lately her movies have not done well at all. Also, wasn't her marriage in trouble before the baby? And not to be mean, but she just doesn't seem that into her baby.
I think #4 is Julian McMahon. He seems arrogant enough to believe that he is the only reason people watch Nip/Tuck (he might actually be right though) and wasn't there recently some story about him wagging his willy in a nightclub or something recently?
Either that or it's someone from CSI: Miami, probably David "Acts with Sunglasses" Caruso. Plus, it is warm enough there to be wearing shorts all the time.
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Does a Piven ever wear pants?
While I don't wish death on anyone but Vadge, it would have been hella funny to watch the homicide trial of fish stick for the peanut cake.
#2 gonna have to go Kathricunt Heigel
#1 St Angie is a sub, trust me she is the one recieving the GS.
Plus Wonky McValtrex's "robbery" was an inside job for insurance profit.
I hope the peanut one shokes on a fucking peanut in the crazy house. Who does that??!!!
Renée Zellweger
Meryl Streep
Winona Ryder( Probably)
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Kim Basinger
Jennifer Connelly
Cate Blanchett
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if Kate Walsh decides to come out it might be good for her career, I know a few girls that scream her name while doing the nasty...wait
I hope the peanut poisoner gets criminally charged. If not, I hope the victim sues the shit out of her and her fucked up ass never works again...
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#2 doesn't specifically indicate an actor/actress, just says "TV network star," so I'm going to say Matt Lauer. Don't know why, just the first person I thought of.
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:47pm.
The B list actress can it be Kate Hudson???????
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It says, *marriage in trouble* and hers is more or less over, right? I think I go with J. Alba. She and her hubby (the BF) broke up and then got back together and then married fairly quickly. They must have had some serious problems. If so, getting married and having a baby is the death knell to a relationship if they don't work out the problems first.
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The B list actress can it be Kate Hudson???????
The Grays Anatomy I bet it is Patrick Dempsy or the new guy.
NUMBER FOUR HAS GOT TO BE THAT CUNT BALTHAZAR GETTY...
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That last one really pisses me off, too. People can DIE from that shit. But which actress would actually know how to grind up peanuts and bake a cake? They're all such primadonnas I can't imagine them dirtying their hands by actually baking.
#3 could also be Stepford Katie, just sayin'
#1 Nicole Kidman???
Dayum, need to quit this b!tch before Xenu comes after me for making all these TG related :P
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Ok I started thinking about actors who are getting divorced for the actor in the closet BI.... and I was thinking, Balthazar Getty. Sienna Miller was just a beard.
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Last one, Sharon Osborn?
She mails shit to people she doesn't like, and I just get the feeling her "sense of humor" would slant towards that type of prank
Fuck me: Madonna won a Golden Globe for Best actress in 1997 for Evita... things that make you go "hmmmm..."
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whoever it is that did the peanut thing on purpose is a low human...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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If whatever actress peanut-poisons her allergic friend, I'd hate to think what she does to her enemies. Way fucked up!
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look at Alba with her baby...her baby looks pissed
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Submitted by risquetrixe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:43pm.
i bet the last one is gwyneth paltrow.
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If that's true, one can only hope that her victim was Modonna. Although Vadge would have her ass in a sling if that did happen.
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Okay that peanut thing really pisses me off.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
i bet the last one is gwyneth paltrow.
I would love to know who the rotten bitch is in the allergy BI. Why? Sociopathic cunt!!
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I'm so fucking cold right about now you can all come piss on me.
least it'll be warm.
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If No. 2 is Kate Walsh, she shouldn't worry whatever happens. How much of a marital estate can they have after a year of marriage? Her real estate is worth less than it was when they married. So she has to give him half of her TV income for the year? Don't settle, Kate! Punch that guy and his mean lawyer.
I''m gonna go get a drink and hit it a couple more times and then I'm gonna come back and just stare at Hexamillion's fucked up avvie!! :)
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Yeah, I made my bff some cookies for Christmas, her throat swelled shut and she died!! Bwahhahaha! Good times.
My guess is that the Golden Globe winning attempted peanut murderess is Courtney Love (it just seems like her style).
Ohhh marissa sounds like a good one for the oscar winner
First BI--Isn't Marisa Tomei a known superfreak?? This could be her since she's in a movie (The Wrestler) that's getting awards attention. Maybe time to start gossiping about her again??
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Ooooh, my mistake. You might be right, that does sound like that evil Sharon "people in China deserve to die" Stone.
after asking to botox her baby's feet, I could see Stone doing that to a friend.
But I loathe Julia Roberts and would still like to think it's her. :)
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Gazing - the last one with the nuts is a GOlden Globe winner~
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