Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which Oscar-winning actress always must be a drain on hotel maids? The now-taken beauty always asked her former flames to perform a golden shower during romantic interludes, and we hear she had a few takers.(Gatecrasher)
Is Renee Zellweger taken, because her squinty face always looks like it's preparing for a golden shower? My other guess is Angie Jo, because that bitch used to love it nasty-style?
Who is going to have to pay through the nose to stay in the closet? Sometimes a gay actor will marry a member of the opposite sex in the hopes that it will boost their hetero credibility and expand the range of roles offered to them. The trouble with this strategy is that if the relationship doesn’t last, the ex has a tremendous amount of leverage over the actor. Such is the case of this network TV star whose fake marriage is over. The star’s attorney is trying to get their client to settle quickly and quietly to prevent the ex from spilling secrets. However, the star is now weighing the hefty cost of paying off the ex versus outing themselves. (Blind Gossip)
Kate Walsh?
This B list film actress who was once the "it" actress is married with child but that marriage is in trouble. Seems she is not a fan of her husband or the child and would rather focus on her career and being famous again. (CDAN)
MiserAlba?
This B list actor on an ensemble show which is not Grey's Anatomy thinks he is the star of stars and the reason everyone watches. Yeah, right. Well anyway, he has decreed that he wants to only be filmed from the waist up because he wants to be able to wear shorts everyday on the set. When producers started giving him a hard time about it, he decided that he would just start dropping his pants during every scene. It is a standoff basically until after the Christmas holidays. (CDAN)
Whenever there's a blind item about an asshole on a TV show, my mind immediately wanders over to The Piv!
This idiot of a person who is a Golden Globe winning actress/supporting actress knew one of her friends was allergic to peanuts, but wanted to see what would happen if her friend ate them. So, she made a cake with ground up peanuts in it, and watched her friend swell up like a balloon before deciding that maybe the friend did need to go to the hospital. So far the friend has not called the cops or sued. (CDAN)
Idiot of a person? Has to be Kate Hudson!?!
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Winona Ryder also won best supporting actress GG in a movie... she'd do that crap. And she seems kind of like an idiot
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:24pm.
I'm a dlisted slut, so anyhitng that comes my way, I take it with my head up high... (unless is really personal)
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:18pm.
LOL yes I have
But at least I didn't say anything like, you idiots!
and I'm a dlisted slut, so anything that comes my way, I take it with my head up high... (unless is really personal)
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:19pm.
This is the Academy Awards (Oscars), not Golden Globes. From my knowledge, Sharon Stone does not have an Oscar.
If it was Zeta Jones wouldn't they say Supporting? And she isn't now taken, she has been taken for many years.
This is a Oscar winning (non-supporting), recently taken hence (now). This screams HALLE BERRY!
Busybee - good thinking with the Sharon Stone!
I just can't decide if they're saying she's an actess that won a supporting GG of if she has won both an actress and supporting actress GG...
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:18pm.
Not being critical. Ever play "guess who?" You mishear the other player and you'll lose so badly.
Just trying to be helpful without saying much.
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hmm I like blind items, but don't like the fact that I am always cluless... oh well
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It says noW taken
I think CZJ might be right. I was kind of thinking further back - like Kim Basinger - but not sure if she's currently taken.
Halle sounds like a good guess, too. AJ just seems so obvious~
But oh PLEASE let it be McSquinty! She totes doesn't deserve her Oscar. Shohreh Aghdashloo was ROBBED!!!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:15pm.
"now-taken"
:P sorry!
You know, sharon stone has won a golden globe... I could see HER making the cake with nuts just to see what would happen
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:15pm.
"now-taken"
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You guys! Number 1 says Non-Taken...
There, I realized how to delete it! :)~
Golden showers girl -- Catherine Zeta-Jones.
The only reason I don't think Kate Hudson is the peanut girl -- I bet that dumb bitch couldn't even turn on an oven, much less prepare a Duncan Hines mix.
I'd pay good money to see how MiserAlba is gonna spin this to the press. She wants everybody to think she's such a good mommy. Good for nothing is more like it.
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I'm with GazingBeauty on this one. #1 reeks of sad low-self-esteem-to-marry-Eric-Benet-in-the-first-place Halle. I just think she swings in the "abuse me" kinda way. AngieJo, not so much. Seems she'd be the pee-er, not the pee-ee.
Ha, pee-ee.
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:02pm.
Oh snap, I forgot about the oscar thing. I had no idea Alba merried her babydaddy. Where the hell have I been?
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lucious, i live for blind items too...they're so fun!
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Burnieblue if you do that again you will be banished from here! No one says first on dlistd EVER!
Anyway, my guesses are:
#1 AngieJo
#2 Damn, I so WISH I knew who that was, I'd love to say the Piv, but he's not married...I believe!
#3 That is so MiserAlba...if not...who else?
#4 That just screams the Piv!
#5 Wow that one is amazingly so WRONG, it's not even funny...who would do something so fucked up like that?! Kate Hudson...for reals?!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:59pm.
#1 Could be anybody. I'll say Megan Fox.
#3 Jessica isn't married is she?
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Um... Megan Fox hasn't won an Oscar, I'm 99.9% sure, and yep, Alba married her babydaddy in a civil ceremony a while back. Man, I should really end it all after realizing I know that information.
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btw-I'd like to take a moment to establish my appreciation for blind items. I know a lot of people bitch about them but I simply adore them. SO much fun :) It's makes me feel like a classy 40s/50s "golden age of hollywood" gossiper.
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#1 Could be anybody. I'll say Megan Fox.
#3 Jessica isn't married is she?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
That last one sounds so Julia Roberts-ish.
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Uh Oh .. somebody said first....
What kind of Psycho with Knowledge of their friends allergic reaction to peanuts makes a cake w/peanuts!
I WOULD SUE!!!!!!!!
When I read number 1, I thought of Halle Berry, first.
I thought of The Office for the actor who drops his pants but then I couldn't actually think of someone on that show who seems like that big of an asshole.
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The peanut thing has to have a list a mile long of suspects.