SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
Gatecrasher says that gayelle DJ SamRo made nearly $3 million last year. Yes, for plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan's clitty or something. Speaking of HoHan, she's the whole reason why SamRo is raking in the cash. When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin ------ Wait. Let's hold that thought for a quick minute and discuss something off-topic. Sidebar!
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over....
When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamRo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
One of SamRo's friends said she doesn't need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on [famous deejay brother] Mark for getting gigs booked. In fact, Sam made Lindsay hot again!”
Who cares why SamRo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she's making that much to seriously put her iTunes on "party shuffle." SamRo is the saddest little DJ ever. She just stands there with a frown on her face, poking at her laptop. She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Seriously, SamRo is no DJ Spinderella. Now that bitch deserves $3 million a year.
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talent is rarely the key to success in the music business, beauty,pain & trainwreckabiltiy usually are !!!!
just some advice, you shouldn't make your sidebars so fucking funny , it distracts from the subject at hand, you should be writing comedy for someone, seriously.
talent is rarely the key to success in the music business, beauty,pain & trainwreckabiltiy usually are !!!!
Submitted by Axl on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 7:02pm.
A cow's ass is better looking then this bitch
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Please! Don't insult my dinner...it toughens up the meat when you do that!
A cow's ass is better looking then this bitch
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I get up around seven...Get outta bed around nine...And I don't worry about nothin' no
'cause worryin's a waste of my... time
Michael, i totally love you. you just put my thoughts on the internet in funny words :D i also don't get the spitting thing...
oh wow madam ex you are the shit, i like you!! and guess what im bi too!! And thank you Michael Ive met sooo many cool people on your site, and not so cool but Ive got plenty of love for them all...he he hee
GERMAN CHOCOLATE, you are sooo my kind of girl and Im a bi girl and love to do it to the men that way and the women that way too, some people here so like a dead fish in bed, they may need a slap while getting laid right across the face or a good spit on their gentials to get them going....So lame in bed, I thank god I've always found my partners to be just as big a freak in bed as me. I dont sleep around, Im always in a relationship, but you gotta keep things interesting and going. That is why people get bored and maybe fuck once or twice a month and its a 2 minute thing in missionary. People need to be more openminded and adventureous.
Try it guys/gals, you just might like it.
But if not, different strokes for different folks, but dont knock what one likes. Or say ewww, that's gross, what's sexy in that. If its not your cup of tea/spit, then dont do it, but dont judge.
........... did I stumble upon eHarmony Intimate Encounters and not realize it?
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Own it like a strap-on.
you know I thought it was wierd too, but i cant help but say I love slobbering all over the cock, i love wet sloppy cock. I love when my slobber is all over my mouth and i rub the wetness from the cock all over my face....
I like feeling spit run down the crack of my @$$ before i get anal too..Im not a porn star...but hmmm thought about it...lol
I just cant help but love warm wetness!!!
I don't get the spitting either. Maybe to make it look good?
LOL oh my god! MK you totally rule. Now I know where that spitting thing came from. POrn!?! I had an ex who did that once and I thought wait a fucking minute did he just fucking spit on my pussy. I let it slide because I thought surely not. When he did it the next time I fucking kneed him in the head. I was so pissed I thought what the fuck.......don't spit on me asshole! I for one never spit!! ; P It's just rude
Guess I haven't watched enough porn.
I think that LiLo's dyke bitch is the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I wouldn't lick that with someone elses tounge.
i didn;t get the spitting either. let the healing begin!
samro $3 million? WTF?
Yeah the spitting thing is a bit gross. I could sorta see why a woman would do it, although I think her licking her lips would be sexier or her just licking the hell out of the dong to lube it up, but a dude spitting on the cooch is just gross. That's what your tongue is for buddy.
Spit = Free Lube
My side bar: Mother's always do it to clean their kids too. Lick the fingers and wipe the chocolate and snot off the kiddles faces. My son always yelled at me MOM STOP GIBBIN ME A SPIT SHINE.
My boyfriend doesn't get the spitting eihter. I don't spit per se, but I will lick my fingers or whatever if it's too dry. And that's enough said about that.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:16am.
This whole time I thought I was the only person on Earth who did not understand spitting in porn
Nope, me too. Spitting is vile and if I see it in public I think I have a right to kill the spitter stone dead and then get compensation for my distress.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
overpaid stick figure...her and hohan
as for the spit...sometimes you run out of lube and still wanna go on for a while, spit it up hun
Yeah SamRo's cool and all but where is the Gayelle legend that is Rojo Caliente?
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i like her style.
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Sheeps, like I even watch porn. And I only watch porn to do research or for college credit that one time. :) ;)
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:16am.
This whole time I thought I was the only person on Earth who did not understand spitting in porn.
heehee. You're saying you're opposed to it, then? I don't think I've ever seen it in porn and I haven't experienced it.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
This whole time I thought I was the only person on Earth who did not understand spitting in porn. Really thought I was behind the times for what was "sexy". But I hate spitting in public. One time, I was on a date and the guy rolled his car window down and proceded to spit. I was thinking "yea this date is SO over". I was young and did not spot the "spitting gene" in his eyes.
Spitting between 2 people should only occur when one is too ill to control body functions. Or if you just got punched in the teeth and blood is gushing. Or, you have known the guy for 25 years. Spitting is caveman territory.
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Uckh! A guy once took a spit at my cooch...it turned me off so fast, I will never understand the whole crotch spit phenomenon...not sexy at all.
oh wait, and 18 children and counting (or however many) is on now, i must retreat and be "orientated on how to be in a cult". i will, have a full report on my induction. that is all, goodbye.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over....
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i enjoy porn as much as the next girl (lol), but
i find this a mystery myself, is it for lubrication? or just for straight novelty or effect? like your "spatting" on it, hmmm interesting... mk, you are just unraveling mysteries and myths everyday!
lol
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
DUDE ok so a couple weeks ago i was gettin sexy with this mister man, and mister man was tossin my salad pretty good - and then he spits on my a-hole! he did it twice, too - the first time it was a polite little 'ptooh', but the second time he fucking cleared his throat and hawked a loogie right onto my asshole. i could literally feel the slightly-cold gloppy loogie smack me right in the brown eye and then fucking ooze down my crack. DISGUSTING.
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
I've never understood the big deal about DJs anyway. So they can play records, so what? I could do that when I was a little kid!
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A really good DJ can mix songs together as if they were always meant to be that way. They can play with the flow on the dance floor so you get just the right mix of stylin, and thrashing and swaying and whatnot...they do interesting things with the music that compel you to move. I'm not sure that's what SamRo does, tho...I heard DJ Rat Face(?) once and he was a big ol' lump of boring.
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
SamRo has..."the Gift."
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
I've never understood the big deal about DJs anyway. So they can play records, so what? I could do that when I was a little kid!
This "woman" (for lack of a better word) is DISGUSTING. She looks like shit. And she's getting $25,000 a night? To spin records? Just goes to show how stupid club/promotions people are...
The mouth is one of the dirtiest orifices we have on our bods.
-And, that's alllllllllll I'm touchin' this subject with. *Off to gargle with gasoline*
Oh, for fuck's sake, you pile of candyasses. If your dick _isn't_ covered with a sheen of drool after a blowjob, someone's doing something wrong.
I think one of the hottest scenes in porn is when the sucker pulls away from the suckee for a moment, leaving a gossamer-thin strand of saliva between the lips and dick.
Especially if said sucker then looks up with a cute grin. BRB WHACKING
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:52pm.
Now, I'm the kinda girl that will do things most people wouldn't. But I gots issues with textures!
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(At the risk of incurring tiger's wrath)
*sniffs* angel's my sexual doppleganger.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
has the spitting on the dick/snatch in porn question been answered? inquiring minds want to know...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:07pm.
...What? Like you whores don't cum every time you use someone else's credit card to pay for shit...Don't front...
*pokes head in door*
What's that you say, dear kittyflower?...hmmm...?
Did I hear sexy noises up in here...?
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Why, yes you did, my lil' Squishy...*popping mushroom in tiger mouth*...It seems now you remember our sexay squishy times as sexayer now that tiger has a gold card, no?....Care for a clam, my lil' Squishalish? Hmmmmm?
NOW SQUISH ME, BITCH...afterwards we'll max out that gold card....Yeah, you my bitch now, aintcha?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:07pm.
...What? Like you whores don't cum every time you use someone else's credit card to pay for shit...Don't front...
*pokes head in door*
What's that you say, dear kittyflower?...hmmm...?
Did I hear sexy noises up in here...?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:00pm.
@Tigerlilly:
EEEEEEEEEEW! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!
*runs away crying*
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What? What? What'd I say?....
Pssht...Chicks, man...
Wait, wait HOLY HO HAN SMOKIN' POLE! I TOTALLY forgot this is why I'm only into dudes....*handing over boyfriend's credit card for mushrooms and clams...* ah...ah...ah...YES!... Yeah, that's more like it *lighting up cigarette*...What? Like you whores don't cum every time you use someone else's credit card to pay for shit...Don't front...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I enjoy people spitting in my mouth during foreplay/sex . Not phlegmy throat spit but just wet toungue spit . I don't feel or desire humiliation , I just think its hot . Some people get freaked out but when it happens its hot .
@Tigerlilly:
EEEEEEEEEEW! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!
*runs away crying*
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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:42pm.
Yes kd, I went there. lol Frankly, I'm surprised I'm the first Dlister to say it based on the escalando topic to begin with.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:45pm
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What? What? My squishy no good for you??? YOU WHORE! You squish my squishy and walk away like it meant nothing???? Hey, you owe me $10.75 for the clams and mushrooms, you ungrateful SLUT!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:52pm.
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I want to make squishy sex times with you whilst feeding you mushrooms and clams...Cum, we squish, we squish...I make squishy sexay no? *SQUIIIIIIISH*.... ah, yeah...*lighting up cigarette*...
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BLECH!!!
Why would you be so mean to my sex machine? :(
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What? What? My squishy no good for you??? YOU WHORE! You squish my squishy and walk away like it meant nothing???? Hey, you owe me $10.75 for the clams and mushrooms, you ungrateful SLUT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Deedee: you had to go there didn't you?
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Methinks SamRo uses those two fingers for more than just the peace sign.
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Eyes so transparent that through them the soul is seen. ~Theophile Gautier
Santa Clause and His Old Lady
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:52pm.
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I want to make squishy sex times with you whilst feeding you mushrooms and clams...Cum, we squish, we squish...I make squishy sexay no? *SQUIIIIIIISH*.... ah, yeah...*lighting up cigarette*...
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BLECH!!!
Why would you be so mean to my sex machine? :(
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:52pm.
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I want to make squishy sex times with you whilst feeding you mushrooms and clams...Cum, we squish, we squish...I make squishy sexay no? *SQUIIIIIIISH*.... ah, yeah...*lighting up cigarette*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've heard of spitting on it if you're going to do anal but if you're having sex with someone (willingly) why would you need to spit on them? It's natural lube but shouldn't you be excited enough to make that crap? And I could understand doing it for a hand job, but a blowjob? If anything that would turn you off, not on.
$3 million for this idiot? You've got to be kidding me. When she first started spinning I heard she couldn't even figure out how to play records. No wonder she sticks to her computer.
I had a hard time getting through the story after that whole lovely spitting/porn segway there.
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Good for her and 3 Million really is not that much after taxes and stuff.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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