SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
Gatecrasher says that gayelle DJ SamRo made nearly $3 million last year. Yes, for plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan's clitty or something. Speaking of HoHan, she's the whole reason why SamRo is raking in the cash. When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin ------ Wait. Let's hold that thought for a quick minute and discuss something off-topic. Sidebar!
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over....
When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamRo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
One of SamRo's friends said she doesn't need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on [famous deejay brother] Mark for getting gigs booked. In fact, Sam made Lindsay hot again!”
Who cares why SamRo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she's making that much to seriously put her iTunes on "party shuffle." SamRo is the saddest little DJ ever. She just stands there with a frown on her face, poking at her laptop. She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Seriously, SamRo is no DJ Spinderella. Now that bitch deserves $3 million a year.
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Submitted by mentirosos: "Young people growing up are going to be sooo fu*ked up by the easily accessable porn on the internet nowadays. Seriously, theyre going to think taking it up the butt is normal and letting a dude cum on your face and in you eye is a normal part of sex....poor youngsters."
Don't get me started. There's no pubic hair, no natural breasts, no labia. No love or joy.
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And I think that a truly aroused vagina would scare the pants off these young boys. I can count on the fingers of one hand the times I've seen a porn actress who was truly aroused and ready to have sex. As the owner of a vagina who doesn't allow a penis near it until it's good and ready, it makes me cringe when I see some porn guy sawing away at these pale, closed-up pussies. It's like rape, fer chrissakes.
Sayonara... HAPPY HOLIDAYS in case I don't get another free chance to say so!
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Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:37pm.
She is no Jam Master Jay!
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My high school guidance counselor NEVER mentioned this career!
Had I known I could have spared myself a lifetime of work and effort to learn and advance.
Geez Louise!
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Michael K., you seriously need to sellout! You can get filthy rich and send some of us stupid ho's some Mother's Animal Cookies!
She is no Jam Master Jay!
RIP
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Agree with the sidebar. If things need to be wettened, get some damn lube. Or, in an emergency, you may discreetly spit on your fingers and smear it where it needs to go.
Hairy clam
Whisker biscuit
Beef curtains
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
My faves.
my peach
tacobox
gash
my mango
tingle place
love hole
man in the boat.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I will say that there are some DJ's who CAN move the crowd...Like MIGUEL MIGS...or ALIX ALVAREZ.I'm less annoyed-even happy for their take home pay.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6wypu_Re7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAV8RVlF7xw
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:18pm.
Does anyone else think still calling them 'privates' is so totally awesome?
Among my favourites:
Privates
Danger Zone
Special Place
Secret Area
Front Bum
No No Place
Under-the-Unders
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-Hoo-ha
-yes yes place
-coochie
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"Cooter". I don't know why, but in college my g/f's and I called it a cooter. Reruns of Dukes of Hazzard were never the same for me after that.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Oh Hell yes!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SEXY ABOUT THAT??? I've even seen this one guy trade spit with chicks, just a big loogie into her mouth. NASTAYYY!!! That and high heels. Why is that sexy? I like wimmens feet, don't wear heels while we're doin it, it's stupid. Unless we're doin it with all our clothes on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Why is Lohan even relevant?
Her career is D-E-A-D.
3mil a yr. wtf. wtf again.
anywais on the Sidebar:
I TOTALLY AGREE! I dont understand the spitting. wtf again.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:18pm.
Does anyone else think still calling them 'privates' is so totally awesome?
Among my favourites:
Privates
Danger Zone
Special Place
Secret Area
Front Bum
No No Place
Under-the-Unders
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-Hoo-ha
-yes yes place
-coochie
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Give me a break!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Spitting is ok, just not in the mouth, fer fucks sake..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:58pm.
Spin, spin what?, the Ipod thingy? Seriously this bitch is so delusional to think she is a DJ, a DJ comes with two turntables and milk crates full of vinyl.
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EXACTLY!!!
People are idiots for paying her that much to plug in her damn laptop and ipod. Actually....they dont really care much about her skills...they only want the Hohan to show up riding shotgun.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Sheeps,
No bodily fluid outside saliva, which will be applied in a non violent fashion.
Why.So.Serious,
She buys two pair of all the latest 800 dollar tennies. "One to wear, and one to collect."
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Does anyone else think still calling them 'privates' is so totally awesome?
Among my favourites:
Privates
Danger Zone
Special Place
Secret Area
Front Bum
No No Place
Under-the-Unders
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Own it like a strap-on.
I couldn't care less about SamRo, but I wanted to agree with the sidebar about spitting. What is up with that? It looks disgusting. I sure as hell wouldn't do it or want it done to me. Gimme the good old porn of my teenage years, hairy bushes and all. It was so much more fun.
What I meant to post:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/thing-about-djs.html
"Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that!"
Thank you, Michael. It really needed to be said.
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ITA with the Hoff... Hohan's got an itch no fish taco can scratch.
I feel sorry for SamRo in a way, but she should know better than to fall for a straight girl. Do her, yeah...
The spitting trend is exactly why I don't watch porn
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:13pm.
That's not enough "dones" but you get the notion. I guess I'm just prunish.
I going to become a DJ forget teaching.
What the hell is she doing with all of that money?
Buying expensive strap-ons? Saving up money for a major sex change? Legally buying music off of iTunes?
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
$3m for spinning IPOD/Rhapsody tunes. That is OFFENSIVE! I'm in the wrong field. Is SamRo throwin' deuces?
The sidebar- G R O S S. It's degrading and a major turnoff, and will never be a turn on. NEVER. Why not just hock a loogie in my mouth, then I'll do it back to you. Gross and "uncool"!
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"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
Bless you SHEEPS for being NORMAL.Feel free to join me for some plain vanilla sex ON A BED...no less. ;-D
God! I am really trying to distract myself from that fact that this no talent little slag made 3 mill.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
M.K is a fucking legend.
Sheeps,
Done and done.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
BAHAHAHAAA
a comment for the "sidebar"...
my friend told me that her boyfriend used to always spit on her while he was eating her out. i DONT get it.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:59pm.
*crosses Sheeps off the golden shower list*
Thank you. To open things up a bit, can you make that any sort of excretion?
Booty call! That's what I need!
Booty, oh Booty!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
She so looks like Nancy Culp aka Jane Hathaway of The Beverly Hillbillies.
Sweetas so nice to see you!
I agree, she had a coke overdose. things are not happy in the pussy licking compound these days.
ho han is about ready to break away for some dick.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
THANK YOU MK! That Samro thinks shes all cute for being an inexperienced poser Before when she actuall "spun" records and they would skip or there would be a fuck-up that wouldnt be commited by anyone with any skill, she would act like "oh whatever, you know Im too cool" Fuck her! And fuck anyone that would pay extra money to see her "DJ". And fuck any club that would hire her smug ass. Theres way too many real DJs whose livelihood is threatened by "names" like her. Fine, her brothers not included, but fuck him too.
It's for lubrication, MK. DUH!!
Some broad I used to booty call thought spitting on my shank was turning me on.I told her after the second time she did it:"Enough!...you watch too much porn." This same ho' got queasy at the thought of me popping on her face.Go figga' As for this celebuskank Sam Ro:
Before everybody & their mother went crying to BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT for welfare in '08...we had something closely approximating a free market system in this country.It was'nt so bad.One of it's tenets was that you were paid according to what "the market" would bear.If you asked for it and people gave it to you...that was your market value.
This is what I must remind myself whenever I look at this "douchette"...or have the misfortune of walking into some club where she's allegedly movin' the crowd.She just moves me out the door.
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008_06_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archi... - 308k -
lmao @ MK's off-topic rant
d-faceitis.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:03pm.
CTH♥♥ "vaseline" LMFAO!!
You know, typically when you put something in your mouth, spit kinda gets on there anyways. Why the need to angrily hock it on? Just puttin that out there.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:57pm.
Young people growing up are going to be sooo fu*ked up by the easily accessable porn on the internet nowadays. Seriously, theyre going to think taking it up the butt is normal and letting a dude cum on your face and in you eye is a normal part of sex....poor youngsters.
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Hahahaha! Oh, the sweet naïveté of youth....
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
CTH♥♥ "vaseline" LMFAO!!
You know, typically when you put something in your mouth, spit kinda gets on there anyways. Why the need to angrily hock it on? Just puttin that out there.
...speaking of sneering/snarling, I'd love to bust that SamRo one right across that mug and wipe the sneer right off.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Thank god everyone at my end of the office has left already; I would never have been able to explain to a bunch of old dudes what I was laughing about. Thanks MK! (But spitting on people's junk is still gross. I'm just a germaphobe I guess)
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Getting a load in the face and taking it in the ass IS normal for some folks.