SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
Gatecrasher says that gayelle DJ SamRo made nearly $3 million last year. Yes, for plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan's clitty or something. Speaking of HoHan, she's the whole reason why SamRo is raking in the cash. When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin ------ Wait. Let's hold that thought for a quick minute and discuss something off-topic. Sidebar!
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over....
When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamRo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
One of SamRo's friends said she doesn't need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on [famous deejay brother] Mark for getting gigs booked. In fact, Sam made Lindsay hot again!”
Who cares why SamRo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she's making that much to seriously put her iTunes on "party shuffle." SamRo is the saddest little DJ ever. She just stands there with a frown on her face, poking at her laptop. She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Seriously, SamRo is no DJ Spinderella. Now that bitch deserves $3 million a year.
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It's cheap way of booking Hohan...I have never heard her spin but I know she aint worth $25K a night, specially if she isn't producing her own product...
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"If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that!"
*in tears* MK, I so heart you!!
It's not just the spitting. It's the snarling and sneering while they're spitting on the peen, like they're angry little porn kittens. Whatever, I'm so f'n vanilla in the sack that spanking seems too kinky for me, let alone pissing or spitting on your mate or the whole consuming of defecated materials. I'm totally Rose Nyland.
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Me thinks the porn stars need the extra lube cuz they really aren't horney, therefor, no natural lubrication.
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Good point...and they go for like 20 min. at a time...thats too freakn long....
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I don't think she's ugly. She's just useless and undeserving of $3 million/year.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
The spitting on genitalia thing is a relatively new phenomenon. it single-handedly put me off porn.
Just so freakin' gross! I've never needed to spit on a dick when giving a bj.
TMI, I know.
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I'm completely convinced that her recent trip to the ER is from a coke overdose.
Spin, spin what?, the Ipod thingy? Seriously this bitch is so delusional to think she is a DJ, a DJ comes with two turntables and milk crates full of vinyl.
As to your sidebar MK, I love having my coochie spit on, I love being a dirty little cunt ho in bed, it's hot, you should try it, it's different than someone spitting on you in fight or argument, soooooooooooooooo sexy.
Young people growing up are going to be sooo fu*ked up by the easily accessable porn on the internet nowadays. Seriously, theyre going to think taking it up the butt is normal and letting a dude cum on your face and in you eye is a normal part of sex....poor youngsters.
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Me thinks the porn stars need the extra lube cuz they really aren't horney, therefor, no natural lubrication.
Wow! She changed out of her GnR tee, and put the Pink Floyd one on!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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"When you need to get laid, and you haven't been paid, vasoline toot toot vasoline toot toot.'
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She'd have to do 2 gigs each week at $25k. Not buyin' it.
I have no answer for the very important sidebar. I still don't grasp giving or getting a golden shower, which seems unpleasant on all levels.
Call me a h8r or whatever but this nasty coke slag with a stinky gash is goin to get the pleasure of meeting my number 10 foot if and when I ever see this nepotistic no talent foolio in person .
she is a slap in the face to REAL DJs who have worked their whole lives and laboured in obscurity to promote dance music and to perfect their craft and not live off their dads names.
godamn I hate her.
fuck you bitch
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
Please do not spit into my vagina thank you very much.
I will slit my throat now.
FUCK! Here we are busting our asses, and this ho just has to eat famous pussy, and spin records at night clubs for a living.
Please.
Spitting is not cool....
Do NOT disrespect MAH GENI-TALZZZZZ!! lmfao
Samro is fugly and a half...and Lezlo is worse.
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spit is the poor man's lube! do you have any idea how much KY costs? especially NOW?
plus the spitting is kinda hot.
I agree! I don't know wtf spitting on a dick does, and personally I have never been asked nor would I ever spit on a dick. Oh who am I kidding? if the price was right I'd spit on anything he wanted me to.
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She kinda ugly, but I'll do the brother!
Agreed with sidebar! I mean isn't that what yummy flavored lube is for?
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Totally with you on the sidebar....
Un fucking believable! 3M for showing up? What the fuck is that all about.
Porn stars like extra lubrication.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.