Birthday Sluts

This is what an asshole personified looks like...?

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Who the fuck is that person?

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

Oh dear, dear Shane. Voice of an angel, face of an arse.

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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull

oops double post

Submitted by Chastity on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:44am.

does he have teeth, ???/ I honestly cant tell?
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No. And when he did, they didn't look good either. He challenges us to stop looking at everyone in terms of whether we would hit it or not.

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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

does he have teeth, ???/ I honestly cant tell?

what a mouth?!

www.realitybedroom.com

is he drunk off of Schwepps?

Shane made it to 51?!?!

Christ, what's next? The Cubs winning the World Series?

Alannah Myles is definitely older than 50. I used to hang with her pre Black Velvet fame. Try closer to 55.

Annie Lennox ROX!!

I don't care if you won't
Talk to me
You know I'm not that kind of girl.
And I don't care if you won't
Walk with me
It don't give me such a thrill.
And I don't care about the way you look
You should know I'm not impressed
'Cause there's just one thing
That I'm looking for
And he don't wear a dress.

I need a man...
I need a man...

I don't need a heartbreaker
Fifty-faced trouble maker
Two timing time taker
Dirty little money maker
Muscle bound cheap skate
Low down woman hater
Triple crossing double dater
Yella bellied alligator...

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ewww. god. so many gross things. a mouth like a real asshole. and there's not much worse than saluting with a dirty fingernail. blech

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Ok, this might be sad, just because I know this, but Barbara is 60. Thank you, I'm leaving now.

I didn't realize Shane MacGowan's birthday is today. I've been posting links to his Christmas song everywhere.

Yeah he's ugly. That's the message. I've reached a time in my life when art and talent transcend conventional norms of beauty, and I'm much better off for it.

Not everybody cares whether you'd want to have sex with them or not. It's SO not the point.

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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

HB Sissy Spacek, Annie Lennox and Jimmy Buffet.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:59pm.

I just noticed this, but he has some REALLY stubby fingers.
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Yes but what about the FACE!!

I once got drunk off my tits at Shane's bar, The Boogaloo in Highgate in London. He was hanging out and a perfect gentleman. It's a good place for pints.

I just noticed this, but he has some REALLY stubby fingers.

Fucking hell who is this creep? and with a face like that he should be nicer

I think that's his address so when he gets too drunk to function someone will hopefully stick him in a cab.

Look at MacGowan's mouth. Remove his face and it looks like an asshole. Sorry, just sayin. IT FUCKING DOES. Ask MK.

Happy Birthday sluts!Extra spanks to Lennnox,Spacek and MacGowan

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

One last Shane quote. It's not how I recall it being framed, but close enough:
"I do lose a lot of stuff. But if I lose a song I just write another one. Christy Moore said that music is just floating around in the air. Millions of songs and all we have to do is reach out and grab them. So I'm always grabbing, 'cos if I don't grab it myself at the right moment it'll follow on and get to Paul Simon. See, I really believe musicians are just transmitters..."

Best Christmas song ever:

The Pogues' Fairytale Of New York

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmrUkB6UElY&feature=related

Here are some great quotes by Shane:

"Basically, I hate pop stars unless they're me or personal friends of mine."

"The British press have been giving me six months to live for the past twenty years - they must be getting pissed off interviewing me by now."

"We were beaten by two queens and a drum machine." (On "Fairytale of New York"'s being kept off the top spot in the UK charts by Pet Shop Boys)

Hey that reminds me of me driving in Jurzy!
Except I have a light up middle finger that says fuck you!..It was my favorite present.

i don't know about the rest of you but i thought that was macaulay culkin.. for a second.

I'm surprised Shane is still alive but The Pogues music is like fine wine!

I introduced my 75 yr-old alcoholic fucktard of a father-in-law to the music of The Pogues not too long ago and he's been playing that shit ad nauseum ever since...

I'm straight up skeered of Shane. Dude is like, I dunno, Keith Richards' rectum or something.

Uhnh.

*waves hand*

Take it away.

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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers

I'm so surprised to see Pete Dougherty all cleaned up, why dies he have 105 written on his hand?

why is his middle finger so big??? it looks like a dick

gross

Jimmy, Sissy & CCH! Some fine people were born on Christmas Day!

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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby

Certainly there is a large amount of musicians born on X-mas.
Happy B-day to you all.....and Merry X-mas for you that celebrate

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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HB to CCH Pounder- I will miss "The Shield" more than you know Claudette!

Love Sissy Spacek too....

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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"

I HATE HATE HATE that "Black Velvet" song. She had one hit, why is she getting a mention here?

Annie Lennox on the other hand, is amazing.

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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"

Carrie is pushing 60??!! Where do the years go?

HB Alannah Myles ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut09zkRoG0g

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Chocolat
xoxoxox

Ugly hands. uggggg

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Chocolat
xoxoxox

Maybe Shane could be a good husband to Wino.

Shane McGowan is only 51? Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

=-=-="Come on, get happy!"=-=-=-

I was worried about you Michael K...
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!!!
www.myspace.com/5dechocolatey1defresa

MR. SHANE MACGOWAN<3 !!!

Raising my hot sake to you, hot batshit Irish legend!!

OR WHATEVER flaver of UKer you are! YES! toooo much hot saxy sake ;D

Ouuu, buncha musicians.