STFU Pete Wentz!
Pete Wentz is officially an annoying Simpson. He should legally change his last name to Simpson, because he belongs to them. He confirmed this shit by continuing to talk about crap nobody wants to hear coming from his pussy lips. Pete has already told us that he does it in Ashlee Simpson's buttgina and now he's talking about licking on her breast leche. Somebody needs to fart in this bitch's mouth already to shut him up.
On yesterday's Morning Mash Up show on Sirius radio, Pete described Ashlee's rancid titty milk, because we all wanted to know. Yes, while you're drinking that cup of coffee in your hand, I'm sure you were wondering what it would taste like with a little Ashlee Simpson chichi juice in it. Well, let Pete describe it for you: "Can I tell you, I've tasted it. My mom was sitting here, I swear to God she was sitting here and she's like 'It's the sweetest milk on the planet, you can't even...' - I was like 'What are you talking about?' It kind of tasted, I don't really know how to explain what it tasted like - it's kind of soury weird milk. The baby loves it, it's the only thing he's had a chance to have."
No, the baby has also had a heaping serving of piping hot bullshit every time you open your fugly mouth hole! Pete also continued to vomit up caca words by talking about the "luxury" of breastfeeding:
"I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face. I’m working out a little bit, trying…I mean last night I decided to eat Virgil’s [BBQ] at midnight which is never a good idea…I’m feeling that a little bit today. For the most part, we’re going on walks – that kind of stuff. I think it comes off easier for her because she gets to breast feed and I don’t have the luxury of doing that."
SPOILER ALERT, Pete! You already have fat in the fucking mouth. Please take your fat mouth to the nearest fat farm and just stay there. Put your fat mouth on the damn treadmill.
Why hasn't Papa Joe done something with this douche? I mean, he finally has a reason to stick his soggy dick into Pete's mouth to stop the words from coming out. That's right, Papa Joe! Pull down and whip it out, because now is your chance to finally mouth slap Pete with your clammy worm peen.
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Uvula! He's adorable! Congrats, lady!
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Yuppers, that's the bebeh. :)
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He's an idiot. I hate it when douchebags are going through that "I'm so shocking yeah look at me I wear guyliner and drink breast milk" phase. Yeah, you're such a rebel Pete. You're so cool. Now run along...the grown-ups have important shit to do.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I used to work at virgils. its a shame i never spit in that nasty ass food.
why are these people allowed to make babies.
ISprainedMyUvula: WOMAN! where have you been!?
very nice to 'see' you :)
Uvula!! That's the new bebe?
Aww cute!! Congrats!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Why would Papa Joe want to stop this? Any press is good press, right? Gives him the opportunity to market the "sane Simpson". Which is now, God help us all, Jessica.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
"I usually hang out at around 135 or 134".
Pete, could you be any douchier? Seriously, I'm curious. When you open your mouth does Massengill squirt forth?
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:50am.
Mrs G -
but would you go tell everyone about it? and not on the internet to a few - but out there for all?
----That I wouldn't unless it was the best milk ever..because then it would be unfair for me to keep that information to myself!
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:48am.
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I've absentmindedly licked my finger when there's been a drop on it. You're not missing much.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
Why does this douche think anyone even cares about this shit? Who calls up a radio station and says all this personal stuff? Jeebus...
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Mrs G -
but would you go tell everyone about it? and not on the internet to a few - but out there for all?
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Why do so many of the wrong people get public forums for their thoughts?
TMI, dude - have some shame!
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Seriously?
Well since we are in the sharing mood...I think I would taste my breastmilk when I breastfeed lmao...maybe not ...but maybe yes
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Happy Holidays
Oh...and good morning everyone.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Here Pete have some toilet paper to clean the shit coming out from your mouth.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
what a waste of space and air
DOOOUUUCHE!!!!
Good morning pimps and hos!!
Merry eve of Xmas eve!!!
It's snowing! Again!
I remember I tasted titty milk when my sis was a baby and I was like 4. It's nasty
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Papa Joe has got a lot of panties to wash this week..
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Hey Petey, Sally Jesse Raphael called and she wants her glasses back.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Will someone cunt punt this bitch? Thanks.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
Hell to the NO!!!!! Enough is enough. Just because little Petesy wentz wants attention we have to hear all this fucking nonsense. MK,slap this troll with a double sided dildo!
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Wait----douchebag said what?!?! He's either really, really short or he has absolutely NO muscle. I'm thinking both. Ew. Gross.
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
"I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face. I’m working out a little bit, trying…I mean last night I decided to eat Virgil’s [BBQ] at midnight which is never a good idea…I’m feeling that a little bit today. For the most part, we’re going on walks – that kind of stuff. I think it comes off easier for her because she gets to breast feed and I don’t have the luxury of doing that."
Ok, so they totally quoted the wrong person here - that was OBVIOUSLY Ashlee's line. Or he's just copying what he's heard her say.
And EW. I never, ever had a desire to taste my breast milk. It kinda goes back to that spit thing.
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Slap-Chop him!
How is it possible to contain that much doucheness in such a small package?
I guess that's why so much of it comes spewing out of his mouth.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
148lbs? In the fucking chin perhaps!
How small can this cunt be that he weighs little more than his plastic bride? Actually the question should be, how light is his body because that massive potato head and equator dividing jaw bone must account for at least 95% of total body weight!
--thanks awfully--
OH he hangs out with John Mayer right? I heard they are good buds now. They can hate dogs and drink breast milk together. Fucking nasty asses.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
OH god you NEVER talk about this if you do this. I've never been pregnant so I don't know about all this but I know if I had a bf and he did this, it would never be discussed. Gross.
TMI, douchebag!