Give Us A Smile, Daddy Spears! You Got A Raise!
Brit Brit losing the sane in her brains has worked out well for Daddy Spears' Velcro wallet. Yesterday in Los Angeles, a judge in the conservatorship case gave him a $6k raise for being Brit Brit's mastah! Daddy was making a measly $10k a month, but now he's taking home $16,125 a month. Hey! Don't give him the side-eye and lip smack. Velveeta ain't cheap!
Daddy Spears got the raise because of all the other shit he's been doing for his daughter, besides making sure she doesn't shave her head or flash her hairless possum. Daddy has been working on her upcoming arm-waving tour for next year. The judge also approved a $1,200 a month office space for Daddy.
If that wasn't enough, Brit Brit's brother Bryan will get $200,000 from Brit Brit's piggy bank for doing stuff before the conservatorship was established.
Cue the "Brit's Pappy shood be doin' it fo' free" comments! Eff that. If you were Brit Brit's relative...well, you'd be eating a beef jerky omelet right now (delicious), but you would also gladly take her cash for keeping her crazy on the down low! Let's be real. He had to quit his life to put her life back together. She has the cash to pay him, so why the fuck not?!
I just wish he'd crack a smile once or twice now that he's got the cash in his fannypack. Naw. Daddy Spears doesn't play the smile game. I'm sure he celebrated in his own way.... like dancing with his bong. Seriously, those eyes have been touched by the green smoke.
Source: TMZ
yep he deserves every cent and more! what a life looking 24/7 after that has been
Papa Spears is one HOT MESS.
Dude: take the cash and fix yourself up! You look like a homeless stroke victim.
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At 10,000 he was making squat.16,000 is getting better but still not that much,he should be making at least 30-40 a month.
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lucsious-t, case managers get paid shit!!! OMG!! You do the hardest work and then make that meager ass pay with some of the worst health benefits I've ever seen (and experienced). That paltry sum for 4 years of college plus a license (you don't need a license here in CA actually, depends what you do, like if it's for substance abuse than yes, maybe, but most times you don't)...
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He got a $6,000 raise for just being there and not letting her go out!!?! And for potentially dating Benji Madden!? This is probably the most money he's made in years...if she needs a PA I'd totally do it in a heartbeat...ahh, my dream job AWAITS!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:16pm.
I loved it! My faves are Ice Hands and Lean Like a Chola - I am so computer UNsavvy.
As for your step-sister, you do what you have to do for those you love. Getting paid to help someone is sickening. I hate Daddy Spears more then the rest of them.
Court is what happens to the really kookoo and not just the worried well. The very mentally ill tend to burn their bridges and family often have to throw in the towel to keep their own sanity.
It's just in this case, there's a shitload of money involved. When the ill person is poor, they end up with some underpaid social worker taking care of them.
I'm with the person who has mixed feelings. On the one hand, it frustrates/disgusts me that this guy bailed on his family and went through his own hot mess. Now he wants to be paid to help fix the monster he helped to create.
On the other, i think her parents are just very real, ignorant, naive, backwoods-y folk who really had no clue what was going on with the "biz" and life in the fast lane from the get-go. I think they probably had no clue what they were doing wrong, no clue about the symptoms of her crazy (as opposed to blaming it all on youth or partying or whatevs) And in a way, it's nice to see him cleaned up and ready to start the next chapter as being her father and stuff. I mean, he's def helped her get her shit together. And I'm sure Brit wants to work and stuff. So, I guess he's some measure of success.
I question, though, what else he would be doing if he weren't living there. i mean, his restaurant closed, right? It's prolly not like he's had to walk away from a lot. Whereas I know I would drop anything unconditionally to help my baby - but I'd also prolly have bills hanging over my head and a job I'd be losing.
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I think he should use the extra cash to buy a fancy eatin' table.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:49pm.
Hey, is there any recommended 'literature' on the family?
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Oopsie! I missed this!
Not really. You kinda got to just piece it all together from the news and events and interviews...
I don't think there will be any good literature until after the fact. Even then...I'm DYING for all the dirt on Jacko, dude!
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Hey Aunt Bea!
Happy Holidays!
My HOliday Card! (i'll give you the "nice" one:)
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ONT: Me too. We DID have to do that for my step-sister, dude. And we did. No salaries...and we did have to go to court but she was SO resistant and she had two kids that needed caring for...
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Case managers around here make little more than that for a year - about $10 to $12 an hour + insurance -- and that required a four year degree, license preferred.
I've been a case manager. I would take on BritBrit in a NY minute for that pay. Even if I only lasted a month or 2, it would be like making a year's (or two!) pay. Plus, I'd prolly get to travel the world.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:55pm.
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Hey angel ~ Happy Holidays!
I'm no fan of Brit Brit but I do feel sorry for her that no one really stepped up to help. I don't care how crazy my sister was, if she was in that kind of shape, I would tie her up until she got back on track.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:52pm.
He's getting paid to help his daughter? It's sad that it had to come to the courts and money to get someone to help her.
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For reals. It's just pathetic that NO ONE in her family knew how to talk her down. Not her mom or her dad or a great-aunt, somewheres.... They had to take her to court. Court is the new therapy. The new drug.
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He's getting paid to help his daughter? It's sad that it had to come to the courts and money to get someone to help her.
Hey, is there any recommended 'literature' on the family?
Not the ghost written, self-worshiping biographies, but a really good book revealing all the dirt?
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:06pm.
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*smooches* and thanks for the rundown re: Spears family.
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*smooches* back:) Anytime. I am the ultimate anti-fan!;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:06pm.
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*smooches* and thanks for the rundown re: Spears family.
he deserves pay FO SHO! this shits a full time job! and yes by "this shit" I mean brit brit!_____________________________________________
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Submitted by Sibsi: "I always wondered this about Britney's parents: which one proactively pimped their child, while the other passively gave in?... Might not be fair to peg Mama Spears as the conniving parent, but by the looks of it, it's a possibility."
I think so, too.
He deserves at least 50 grand a month plus benefits and expenses. Her craziness has affected his life, plus she has pissed away far more money on bad weaves and shitty outfits.
i'm thankful someone finally intervened on Cheeto Breath
but gawd, the man looks horrible. must be the toll
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Britney has definitely come a long way since her head shaving days and she has her father to thank for all of that. She's raking in millions with this new found "clarity" while her dad's making what she spends on clothing and food on any given day. I say give the man more!
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:37am.
I always wondered this about Britney's parents: which one proactively pimped their child, while the other passively gave in?
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Daddy Spears was a drunkard. He bankrupted the family and Mama Spears went into full-tilt childwhoring. Daddy Spears didn't like that so much and they split. He took the boy.
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Gross.
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I don't get this shit. You never take your parents (if you've been raised happy) to court..addressed to Richard Dreyfuss, Britney. If you become rich, your immediate family deserves to come up....not talking about that distant cousin whose name you don't know
I always wondered this about Britney's parents: which one proactively pimped their child, while the other passively gave in?
Her mother seems to be the one always plotting some pr stunt, arranging deals etc. And I drew this conclusion observing her moves when her younger daughter got pregnant.
Might not be fair to peg Mama Spears as the conniving parent, but by the looks of it, it's a possibility.
Good for him. I don't know much about this family's past. But at this moment, Papa Spears is doing one hell of a job. I trust him way more than her mother.
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If putting up with your pet monkey's crazy makes you look like that, than not even 16K/mo is worth it. JMHO.
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I was watching a documentary about parents of autistic children, and I imagine that his life must be similar to theirs. You can't rest, you are always worrying, you will never be able to kick them out of the nest and enjoy your old age.
Papa Spears take the money and set it aside for the therapy that you will one day need. It is much better for you to take it than for Brit to lavish another douche with an expensive car and jewelry.
Submitted by nancyonce12 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:53am.
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ******
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He's not a good f*ck?
Not a good dad?
Haha... that's actually an improvement to posts like 'she's so hot... blahblahlbah...'
Submitted by nancyonce12 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:53am.
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~.
Why so shy suddenly? Just say it! Oh, your baby is cute.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
He's still badly underpaid. It'd be so great if he fell off the wagon...
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Think about it, having to take care of her must be a 24 hour job. Hell, he can't sleep if she's not sleeping. Before he stepped back into the picture she never had a set schedule. In the morning she was doing crazy shit outside of her house, in the afternoon she did crazy shit at the store, and at night she did even crazier shit in the club.
24 hours a day times 30 days is 720 hours. Meaning at 10k, Papa Spears is making $13.88 an hour. I'm sure that he was making way more than $14 an hour as a personal chef. He was the only Spears who didn't ride Britney's coat tails, and now he's stuck taking care of her until one of them dies, or her ass finally realizes that she's at fault for some of her problems.
He may not have been the most perfect father by letting Lynn take the reigns, but he's stepping up to the plate now.
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*cough cough* I'm related to Brit too! *cough cough* I deserve some money! *cough cough* Hmmmm?
(guys, I need a fake DNA test and I'll share the loot with y'all)
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Twatney is a spoiled brat, and daddy deserves every penny he's getting. But Twatney's BROTHER? Finish high school and get a JOB, asshole.
hey, that man works HARD for that money. He deserves it, and a medal.
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Considering what a fuckwad nutjob Brit Brit was before daddy Spears came along, i think he deserves whatever monetary compensation hes getting. Hes obviously in her life for the better and has helped her stay in check.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
We doggies! Papa done need this here money to make the ceement pond bigger and buy more firesticks to shoot possum fo dinner.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:17am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:12am.
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'Mornin, Joe! So, how much would it take for you to agree to handle Crazy Brit for 24 hrs. a day 265 days a year? I know there is no amount of money in the world. On the other hand, one of my chitlens go off the rails, I'd do it for free
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Bonjour la belle Nitty. Hmmm how much to handle Crazy Brit? You're right, no amount!
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I think he deserves more than that. I don't fully believe that she is "OK". I watched the documentary and she blamed everyone but herself. Justin, Kevin. She is just pretending to be ok, she is going along with it cuz she has too. She said herself she used to be a cool chick, but she's not anymore...Ummmm no hun you used to be a CRAZY chick! But don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on her. I like my Britney bald, umbrella wielding, coochie flashing and baby dropping. At least then she was interesting!
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Pappy needs triple that amount to put up with
Shitheads' antics.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:23am.
The thing is, people do pay big money to watch her do that. If they play their cards right they'll be sitting pretty for years to come.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Everyone involved must be counting on the fact that a lot of people want to pay big money to watch her waddle around on stage, pose, point and lip synch. Good luck with that.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:17am.
I don't think so, or we'd be hearing the weirdest shit from the Spears clan. Papa Spears is surprisingly tight mouthed when it comes to his batshitcrazy daughter.
Outta curiousity and a slight masochistic tendency, what is Brit's cup size anyway?
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:17am.
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Oh, most def! They prolly tear the pages from Lynn's book and burn them while dancing around the fire in togas.
Do ya think Papa Spears and Papa Joe Simpson ever share child-rearing notes?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:12am.
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'Mornin, Joe! So, how much would it take for you to agree to handle Crazy Brit for 24 hrs. a day 265 days a year? I know there is no amount of money in the world. On the other hand, one of my chitlens go off the rails, I'd do it for free.
At any rate, Britney HAS to support the whole damn family, so this just makes it all official and stuff. She's the human equivalent of a circus monkey. Dance, monkey, dance. That's all she knows how to do. They're carnival folk, really.
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On one hand, I feel like his taking care of Britters is penance for being such a lousy father when his kids were young.
However, I do give him credit for sticking it out and for what he's been able to accomplish.
I am glad that Lynne doesn't get a dime.
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