Tuesday, December 23rd 2008

Give Us A Smile, Daddy Spears! You Got A Raise!

Brit Brit losing the sane in her brains has worked out well for Daddy Spears' Velcro wallet. Yesterday in Los Angeles, a judge in the conservatorship case gave him a $6k raise for being Brit Brit's mastah! Daddy was making a measly $10k a month, but now he's taking home $16,125 a month. Hey! Don't give him the side-eye and lip smack. Velveeta ain't cheap!

Daddy Spears got the raise because of all the other shit he's been doing for his daughter, besides making sure she doesn't shave her head or flash her hairless possum. Daddy has been working on her upcoming arm-waving tour for next year. The judge also approved a $1,200 a month office space for Daddy.

If that wasn't enough, Brit Brit's brother Bryan will get $200,000 from Brit Brit's piggy bank for doing stuff before the conservatorship was established.

Cue the "Brit's Pappy shood be doin' it fo' free" comments! Eff that. If you were Brit Brit's relative...well, you'd be eating a beef jerky omelet right now (delicious), but you would also gladly take her cash for keeping her crazy on the down low! Let's be real. He had to quit his life to put her life back together. She has the cash to pay him, so why the fuck not?!

I just wish he'd crack a smile once or twice now that he's got the cash in his fannypack. Naw. Daddy Spears doesn't play the smile game. I'm sure he celebrated in his own way.... like dancing with his bong. Seriously, those eyes have been touched by the green smoke.

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:10am.
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Totally agree Nitty. He probably has no life. Ugg.

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Sorry, 10K a month isn't "rich." That's only $120k a year and not even middle class by Cheney's standards. And 16k a month still wouldn't be worth being that spoiled hag's babysitter.

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Looks like Daddy's been hitting the pipe.. no matter HOW stressed I was in the kitchen, my eyes were NEVER bloodshot like that!

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And don't forget the panty checks daddy!!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:00am.
That poor man always looks so exhausted. I guess keeping that lunatic from crawling into the oven really is a 24-hour a day job.
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I"m pretty sure that's the pic from a while back when he first took over her care and the conservatorship was in the courts. They keep using that same old pic. I doubt he's that tired now, now that Brit isn't howling at the moon anymore.

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Shit yeah he should get a raise! I mean he got Brit in the kind of shape that could produce an album which sold googads of copies in the first week and this GOD DAMN song that won't leave anybody's head!

He deserves each penny. It would be crap if Brit kept it all since she has so much to thank him for.

And nancyonce12, who says he's not a good fucker? I'm sure he's a monster in bed!

**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**

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Dang. Makes me hope that one of my kids makes it big and then dives headfirst into a vat of crazy stew. Almost.

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From what we know about the Spears family. He was not a good daddy, he was drunk all the time and now it's the time to take of his crazy daughter. Getting paid or not, he looks used and abused.

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He and Pammy both need a good long nap. That poor man is wasting away taking care of our lady of cheetos.

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

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That poor man always looks so exhausted. I guess keeping that lunatic from crawling into the oven really is a 24-hour a day job.

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He's a rich bitch!!

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He looks sooo tired...I would hate to see my daddy look like that because of me :(

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He looks tired.

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Go, Daddy, get that cash!

"Arm-waving tour" - LOL!

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