Two From Sasha Fierce (Or Whoever The Fuck She Is In These Videos)
Sasha Fierce has two new videos for the gays to shake their ass lips on YouTube to. Two. Double the mess. You know, if Beyonce wasn't an OMGBIGGESTSTARINDAWORLD, she would be one of those YouTube bitches who put out a video every damn twenty seconds, because "they have so much to give the world."
Beyonce's first new video is for Diva. It's just Beyonce trying to be a vanguard and true artist. Everything you would expect from her ego. I almost hit the little X in the corner after the first 5 seconds, because of those fugly ass cat toy sunglasses. Bitch needs to stop this shit and go wash a few dirty cars with those things. The rest of the video looks like an America's Next Top Model photo shoot. Actually, I think the scene of Sasha Fierce with the mannequins was inspired by Johanna's project on Stylista.
And Sasha Fierce made it oh-so-easy for the glittery gays of YouTube to show her up with this shit. Right now, they are furiously learning the fucking moves to film this shit in their mommy's garage using flashlights and their memaw's old cataract sunglasses with tinsel on the front.
Basically, Basement Baby isn't impressed with this video.
Now on to this Halo shit. I want to fuck my ears with a used dildo for liking this song, but I do! I was hoping Sasha's video for this would involve her painted in gold dancing above Jesus' head, but unfortunately she didn't go that route. Instead she decided to copy scenes from A Chorus Line, Flashdance, Shall We Dance? and every other damn dance movie. Skip this one unless your eyeballs haven't done their morning "rolling" exercises yet.
uh tits?
beyonce wears a lot of ass pads and spanx. don't be fooled.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
Is everyone out shopping??
*tumbleweeds*
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
My word, but that woman has a large ass. I'd be happy with a mere third of what she's packing.
couldn't watch or listen to those vids tired, but stopped them early on. horrible music on the first and the second - yawn.
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
She is like a female Kayne West,her ego is so freaking big.One of the hottest bodies ever though!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:17pm.
YouTube has banned Beyonce!
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Alas, no.
They have only banned the person stealing from Beyonce. She'll be back when she's good and ready.
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YouTube has banned Beyonce!
There's hope for us all yet!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Dear Santa, please make that stupid tired bitch Beyonce aka Sasha Fart stop. I don't care if you drop a building on her or call "Uncle Tony" to handle the job, just get it done old man.
That's all.
Basement Baby is having conniptions over these crappy low-rent videos probably. Sasha Fierce is really not so fierce...more like stupid!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
There was that video with Beyonce & Jay-Z (pimp & the hooker) and he lights up the car under a bridge with her in it. Here she lights up the car under a bridge with mannequin parts in it. Hmmmmmmm.....!!
You kno she ain't his hooker no more *twistin neck*, she's graduated to be da pimp herself.
The Emancipation of Hookers! Go diva gurl! [/scarcasm]
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
I refuse to watch either of these videos, but I am trying to be positive. So someone please tell me that this chick didn't put her lips anywhere near Michael Ealy's?
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:53am.
wat up with beyonce? she's gone from glamor talent to possibly bitter odd
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I don't know what the heck happened to her either. It's like she's turning into michael jackson.
I thought the stuff from her destiny's child days was good. But then, Michelle Williams was my favorite DC member.
At least their songs were catchy and they didn't make you wish beyonce was in the trunk of that diva video car with all the mannequins when she blew it up.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:59pm.
@Sugaroo:
Haha! I'm a bad, bad girly.
Wanna spank me?;p
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Sure. Wet noodle or limp peen? Your call. LOL!
Wait, aren't they the same thing?
She is pretty but that's all.
Blech to her shriek singing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm reading through all the comments on this hideous diva retread of a "music video".
I'm so proud of you guys! You beat down that ratherfine troll in record time.
I think something about the stress of it being almost christmas has put that extra bitchy spark in ya. lol Good job! :O)
@Sugaroo:
Haha! I'm a bad, bad girly.
Wanna spank me?;p
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Clarisse, I love you! lol Yep, I sang Frosty with ya...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:51pm.
Is Provolone related to the racist moron from earlier?
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O - I thought you were gonna say Mussolini.
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*snicker* You ain't right. *snicker*
Is every beyonce video shot on a budget of twenty bucks and a case of red bull? What the heck?
And the second video was already pulled....
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:51pm.
Is Provolone related to the racist moron from earlier?
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O - I thought you were gonna say Mussolini.
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Is Provolone related to the racist moron from earlier?
Provolone, I think Beyonce is very pretty, even if I do not like her music, nor her acting.
I also do not understand why making millions should entitle a man to f*ck only the most beautiful women in the world. It plays right into the sexist values and ideals that have been around for too damn long.
Submitted by princesszoey on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:56am.
If you come to dlisted and ask that question, you just don't get it.
After the millions and millions of dollars jay z earned you'd think he could do better then this pig. Pigfucker Z.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Dear Beyonce:
Those glasses are stupid. Stupid, get it? Stupid. When you move they sway from side to side like a fucking carwash and all this video did was remind me I need to get my car washed.
Thanks a lot for that.
xoxox
Sugaroo
My eyeballs ache like they just got back from eyerolling bootcamp.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
@ Clarisse: I'm in the falls, so yeah we're pretty damn close :D
@ Hekki & Deb: you're both so right about the word Diva having acquired a cringe worth effect these days. Not that it was ever something I thought had a positive connotation before, but damn if it just isn't applied to any talentless young singer nowadays.
@ princesszoey: I know this is all personal taste, but I'd submit that Norah Jones and Katie Melau are more interesting performers and have more musical talent too.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:14am.
OMG I love Frosty! I have a heart made out of black coal but when Karen starts crying on the movie when Frosty melts I lose it! My son yells "MOM, you know he's not dead! Gawd!"
Someone told they are going to remake it or they already did. Either way, I'm not watching a fucking remake of Frosty!
I bet that is the first time Beyonce has ever seen a dictionary entry.
She's a Diva? LMAO - whatever!
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Dick happens! - MK
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously. "Diva" is the worst song I've heard all year - aside from "Single Ladies."
And the slow song, my god B. Can you try and sound a little more like yourself than Rhianna? Jesus tap dancing Christ!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
But I must disclaim that I like some of Beyonce's songs.
@Salem 13 HOW DARE YOU!!! Be quiet and let Beyonce show everyone how much of a complete idiot and ridicoulous she really is.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yes, I used the word "Diva"............it was the nicest word I could form!
Sometimes, you just don't want to be ugly. It is Christmas by the way!
I do. I like her work. I like her songs. I love her voice when she's not pushing on it. I like her shakin' her big booty like that - I like that she's popular enough that it makes a statement.
I just HATE HATE HATE her personality.
And these videos are boring and hard to look at.
PS. Your Diva status is TOTALLY revoked if you start calling it the "female version" of ANYTHING. It is. That's it. That's how Divas roll.
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Clarisse, thank you!! I own a marketing/pr company and when I get totally overwhelmed, I have been tuning in to the Shiba's and breathing deep. It works!
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Merry, Merry Christmas Dlisters!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:48am.
Well, Diva used to mean celebrated female singer or The Italian term is used to describe a woman of rare, outstanding talent in the world of opera, and by extension in theatre and popular music. The meaning of 'diva' is closely related to that of "prima donna".
I think over the years its been turned into what you see today.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Clarisse... puppy breath makes HAPPY!!!!!!!!! I'm on the same page with you girlfriend!!!! (sorry everyone for going OFF TOPIC) :)
CLARISSEY! my little no neck red lipsticked friend... (btw, who is that, it looks like Harry Hamlin on drag...) the weather in my area is better then yours i guess but stil cold...
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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:49am.
yep.
I...I can't beleive I actually watched both those videos. Why doesn't anybody around her tell her how completely idiotic and ridiculous she looks? Shes such a joke.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Sibsi!
18!?!? It's a heat wave!! It could be close to that here (in Aurora). I was just going by the weather last night.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:48am.
Is anyone else tired of the word "DIVA" being claimed by talentless pits of self-loathing?
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Hi Hekki. I can't remember who the poster was, but he/she had the great siggie, "Rudeness is a weak man's impression of strength", or something like that.
It's the same for Divas. (God I hate even typing that!). It's like some kind of license to be rude and selfish. Ugh.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Clarisse, it's 18℉ here according to yahoo weather, woohoo!
Feels much colder outside of course, which is why I'm staying in today.
Are you right at the snow belt or something? It seems it is always slightly colder where you are.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:43am.
It's ok for some people to just not like her, but some cunts just "loathe" her... I mean, if you haven't got anything good to say, stfu... but why the hatred???
hekki you read my mind. 'diva' is a term that no-talent ass clowns like j lo whored out so that she has an excuse to make that ugly "look how spectacular i am" face every fucking time she goes out in public. divas aren't just female hustlers, beyonce. they're vapid fame whores.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
princesszoey!
Mornin'! What is the weather like where you are? It's suppose to get up to 10 degrees here today! Whaaaahooo!
Kitties!
I know!!! Can you imagine the puppy breath!?!?!?
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
wat up with beyonce? she's gone from glamor talent to possibly bitter odd
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Submitted by princesszoey on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:41am.
HATERS! jealous of beautiful talented Beyonce! she's got great voice, dancing like nobody else and can actually act! I really wonder who those haters think is a good singer/performer though...
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I'm not a hater, just not a fan, but to answer your question...
Wait, does it have to be someone who's still alive and currently performing/singing?
Is anyone else tired of the word "DIVA" being claimed by talentless pits of self-loathing?
We have all these insecure women walking around treating everyone like crap, creating drama and calling themselves "divas". Does anyone have a great opinion of or respect for someone who looks down her nose at everything and makes it a point to belittle everyone they encounter?
oh mah gawd, Clarisse... the puppehs...I really want to poke their wrinkles & SMELL PUPPY FEETS!!!Too cute!!!!
I like B, but PLEASE give up the " jealous haters" shit!
Some people just don't like her! Fuck.....
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
HATERS! jealous of beautiful talented Beyonce! she's got great voice, dancing like nobody else and can actually act! I really wonder who those haters think is a good singer/performer though...
the first video is kind of annoying, but then again I felt the same about "single ladies" and now I'm a slave...
the "Halo" one is excellent very 80'ish with that yodeling... me like!
anywhiningjealouscunts, Clarrise Daaaarling, how are you love?