Two From Sasha Fierce (Or Whoever The Fuck She Is In These Videos)
Sasha Fierce has two new videos for the gays to shake their ass lips on YouTube to. Two. Double the mess. You know, if Beyonce wasn't an OMGBIGGESTSTARINDAWORLD, she would be one of those YouTube bitches who put out a video every damn twenty seconds, because "they have so much to give the world."
Beyonce's first new video is for Diva. It's just Beyonce trying to be a vanguard and true artist. Everything you would expect from her ego. I almost hit the little X in the corner after the first 5 seconds, because of those fugly ass cat toy sunglasses. Bitch needs to stop this shit and go wash a few dirty cars with those things. The rest of the video looks like an America's Next Top Model photo shoot. Actually, I think the scene of Sasha Fierce with the mannequins was inspired by Johanna's project on Stylista.
And Sasha Fierce made it oh-so-easy for the glittery gays of YouTube to show her up with this shit. Right now, they are furiously learning the fucking moves to film this shit in their mommy's garage using flashlights and their memaw's old cataract sunglasses with tinsel on the front.
Basically, Basement Baby isn't impressed with this video.
Now on to this Halo shit. I want to fuck my ears with a used dildo for liking this song, but I do! I was hoping Sasha's video for this would involve her painted in gold dancing above Jesus' head, but unfortunately she didn't go that route. Instead she decided to copy scenes from A Chorus Line, Flashdance, Shall We Dance? and every other damn dance movie. Skip this one unless your eyeballs haven't done their morning "rolling" exercises yet.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Off topic..........
Two of the puppies are leaving today!!!
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I refuse to watch either of these videos as, I have seen and heard more than I ever wanted to of this diva!
I love Halo too, but the video is fuckin' lame!
She needs to come out with a video for Radio!
There's one good single off the entire album.
And it's not one of these two.
Carrotttttttt!!!
Fucking BRILLIANT!!! I steal'd dat!
On topic: Beyawnce, boo.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
mornin sheeps♥ :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:18am.
this ones not funny or smart or fun to play with. report and ignore.
Yes!! Oh, and mornin'.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
I just can't watch her fuckery. It's so God damn annoying!!
GTFO Sashay Fieeeeeerce!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:16am.
OH YA, SHE IS TOTALLY RACIST.
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What's she done that's made her a racist?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Oooo Clarisse I have one of those!!!
Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Joshy the Pedo-Man is a fairy so they say
He says he likes a good ho but the children know
How he came to be tres gay
There must have been some magic in that
Old feather boa they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Joshy the Pedo-Man was as pervy as could be
And the children say he would watch all day
At the schoolyard where they play
Humpitty hump hump
Humpitty hump hump
Look at Joshy go
Humpitty hump hump
Humpitty hump hump
Giving the kids a show
Joshy the Pedo-Man knew the popo were onto him that day
So he said "Let's run and we'll have some fun
now before they take me away.”
Down the dark alley with KY in his hand
Humping here and there all around the square saying, “Catch me if you can!”
He spanked them down the streets of town
Right to the burly cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Joshy the Pedo-Man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back to touch you some day.”
Humpitty hump hump
Humpitty hump hump
Look at Joshy go
Humpitty hump hump
Humpitty hump hump
Giving the kids a show
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Own it like a strap-on.
oooohhhh,@ratherfine, are you still upset in walking in and watching you father with a big black dick up in ass and when he took it out and made your mother suck on his big black 15 incher?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
And the sappy, "I should have been sung by a 12 year old" love songs are lame and an obvious marketing ploy.
this ones not funny or smart or fun to play with. report and ignore.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow her head has gotten way too big. She may be on top of the "game" right now (debatable), but it is a cycle: You are on the bottom, on top, then the bottom again. And usually, you come out crazier for it. Examples include: Madonna, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson..the bigger the icon, the harder they fall.
She should be a little more modest about it. No one likes a show off.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:14am.
I am crying from laughing so hard! NOW it's Christmas!
It is the worst, Janet JACKSON is a much better dancer.
This is not singing, voice over noise ala, ala petitcur, ala ala petitcur
Pedicure anyone???
Wait, Beyonce is a racist now?
Okay, okay. Here's some holiday advice:
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn in to an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's almost Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If
you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some scruples.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to
live by:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
For Louise_Brooks =)
Frosty, the Dope Man
Was a very troubled soul
With his big hash-pipe and his coked-up nose
And two marijuana blows.
Frosty, the Dope Man
Was an old wives' tale they say
He was made to scare
But kids were aware
Of this dealin' man for pay.
There must have been some mojo
In the snow-white toot he sold
For when he snort some up his nose
His juices started to flow.
Frosty the Dope Man
Was a creep as he could be
And the children say
Frosty go away
Watch yourself on the TV.
Frosty the Dope Man
Knew the cops would find his stash
So he said, "Let's run,
And get me a gun
And bring me a lot of cash."
Down to Manhattan
Where the police saw him there.
So they start to chase
Frosty to a place
Where the gays all stripped him bare.
He then escaped from this bad mess
With help from cooking grease
The end of the line, he ran out of time
When the cops all hollered "Freeze!"
Frosty the Dope Man
Got a lot of years of time
And they sent him to jail
He said, "The System will fail,
And I'll be out again real fine."
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Frosty dealt some dope
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Don't pick up the soap.
Beyonce is a self-centered egomaniac who is only marginally talented, at best. Plus, I LOATHE the word diva.
Cant stand that bitch.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I liked Halo when it was 'Bleeding Love'
Oh, I see it's shaping up to be a lovely day in the DLISTED neighborhood at the intersection of Drama Blvd. & Troll Lane.
Great.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
so, how many assholes do you think can find their way to this thread? Other than the AIDS loving cockroach, who else are we missing?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
LCT, as a Poo Hater, I resent that comment. :)
LouiseBrooks, that is too fucking funny....heehee
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:09am.
sugaroo, i didn't correct you. I was pointing out that your a narc. What does that have to do with 'correcting' you. Lay off the crack pipe, its making you loopy.
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There you go again! LOL! I think, if you look in your sock drawer, you may find that pint of Cap'n Morgan you hid last summer!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:06am.
I think I've been around here too much. I read all the Frosty lyrics thinking there would be some trashy twist on them...and was sort of disappointed when there wasn't. :-)
I came in too late; what's going on in here? Troll? Anal lickers? Poo haters?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:07am.
reported
others - if you dont like this type of shit on dlisted, do the same
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
idiots, some people are born miserable, and would prefer to see everyone around them miserable too. I had a roommate like that once. It's pretty sad.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
sugaroo, i didn't correct you. I was pointing out that your a narc. What does that have to do with 'correcting' you. Lay off the crack pipe, its making you loopy.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
sugaroo, because she's shoved down our throats constantly, won't disappear for two seconds, is a diva bitch that can't act and can't dress, adn doesn't recognize her limitations.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Nooooooo the crazys are out...I am in no mood for this today
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Happy Holidays
Why do I loathe Beyonce so much? And why do people insist she can sing when all I can hear is caterwauling?
rather idiotic, you win! you are too stupid for me. i just can't compete. btw, a dictionary is a learning tool not a weapon for inflicting violence on others...oops there i go again, probably already lost you huh?
that sounds right PSL. Although, one would think that in these troubling times, people who are depressed on the holidays might find some joy in volunteering with the less fortunate rather than harass total strangers...or inventing drama.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
PAUL MOONEY, WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? I GOT GARY BUSEY AS MY PICTURE CAUSE HE'S HOT AS HELL.
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
*Sing it with me*
Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
*now just the bitchy people*
those videos are TIRED
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
idiots, people have more time off, and get depressed around the Holidays.....that is why all the fucked up people pop up.
others are just mean, miserable people in general.
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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks
what is it about the holidays that makes Dlisted fucking explode with drama? Last year the whole rodent debacle, this year a lot of j'accuse on posters who may or not be making up some pretty serious stuff, WTH? Most trolls will go away if ignored, save the two or three who just keep making new ID's and perpetuating this crap.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
ratherfine is using the same humor paul mooney does.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:55am.
i didn't correct you, now did i? stupid.
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Um...............yes, you did. If you can't even see your own point, it's really time for you to lay off the egg nog, honey.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:55am.
i didn't correct you, now did i? stupid.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
rather, not fine.... snark is about wit, which requires intelligence, a modicum of which you obviously lack forcing you to resort to slurs. this is why ignorance is so difficult to tolerate. it doesn't even hold the basic redeemable value of common sense. invest in a dictionary, improve your vocabulary, buy a clue dimwit!
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:55am.
IT'S THANKS BYE, NOT THNXBI, STUPID BITCH.
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Thanks for proving my point, ratherstupid! Cheers!
*looks around nervously*
ooooOOOOOoooh! It's going to be one of THOSE days! I gotta clean for company anyway, so have a good one!
*slides off with back to wall*
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
ratherfine, Happy Holidays to you too!
ISMU: well, us obvious dumb sluts have to start somewhere!
I'm just happy I got my fan in time for the Holidays!
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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:55am.
ratherfine, it cost me $100, but don't tell anyone. K?
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OH I WON'T, I PROMISE.
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
PSL- Another member for your fanclub? Lucky hwore.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:53am.
suga-roo (n)~ narc, tattle tail
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Um, it's tattle TALE. If you're gonna correct someone, at least get it right, kk? Thxbai