Two From Sasha Fierce (Or Whoever The Fuck She Is In These Videos)
Sasha Fierce has two new videos for the gays to shake their ass lips on YouTube to. Two. Double the mess. You know, if Beyonce wasn't an OMGBIGGESTSTARINDAWORLD, she would be one of those YouTube bitches who put out a video every damn twenty seconds, because "they have so much to give the world."
Beyonce's first new video is for Diva. It's just Beyonce trying to be a vanguard and true artist. Everything you would expect from her ego. I almost hit the little X in the corner after the first 5 seconds, because of those fugly ass cat toy sunglasses. Bitch needs to stop this shit and go wash a few dirty cars with those things. The rest of the video looks like an America's Next Top Model photo shoot. Actually, I think the scene of Sasha Fierce with the mannequins was inspired by Johanna's project on Stylista.
And Sasha Fierce made it oh-so-easy for the glittery gays of YouTube to show her up with this shit. Right now, they are furiously learning the fucking moves to film this shit in their mommy's garage using flashlights and their memaw's old cataract sunglasses with tinsel on the front.
Basically, Basement Baby isn't impressed with this video.
Now on to this Halo shit. I want to fuck my ears with a used dildo for liking this song, but I do! I was hoping Sasha's video for this would involve her painted in gold dancing above Jesus' head, but unfortunately she didn't go that route. Instead she decided to copy scenes from A Chorus Line, Flashdance, Shall We Dance? and every other damn dance movie. Skip this one unless your eyeballs haven't done their morning "rolling" exercises yet.
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Halo I can deal with..Michael Ealy is hot and I just want to fuck him..Actually I didn't really pay that much attention to her in the video..
But that Diva bullshit!!! OMG I can't take it!!! Was she rapping, singing, yodeling?? WTF!! Can't Jay Z write her better rhymes. And those shoulder pads make her look bigger than she is.. It's a God awful song..ewwwww.. Why does she always have on a body suit.. Every song she manages to wear one.. I just can't take it anymore.. Rhianna has her nervous..The bouffant hairstyle is played out
ratherfine, it cost me $100, but don't tell anyone. K?
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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
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School vacation is here, and the troll who learned all kinds of nasty words on the playground is using them out here. Soon it will get tired and wander away to stick a fork in the toaster or something equally brainless.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:44am.
WOW, HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL, YOU SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR MOST OBVIOUS DUMB CUNT. SLUT
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you''re too late. I got that award last week. I thought I saw you at the ceremony.
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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks
suga-roo (n)~ narc, tattle tail
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Hahahahaha...that's funny. As long as my daughter doesn't come home with those ugly ass sunnies.
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Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:49am.
I'M ONE KIND OF RACIST ASSHOLE. THANK YOU!
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You're welcome. And here's your going-away present: You've been reported to the Moderator!
Stick that in your racist pipe and smoke it!
Totally read that as "OMG biggest tard in the world". Which really fits better.
I can see that unless there's a B/AJ or JA thread today that this bitch is going to take off as the place to be... drama!
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In this comment feed, I've very carefully planted a racist that's been here for about a year and a half.
Look carefully!
Can you find him?
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
"Fuck my ears with a used dildo."
Oh, MK, you read my mind.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Whoever dresses this broad is so tacky. From the glasses to the shoulder pads....bleh.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:35am.
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And just how many different kinds of a racist asshole are you?
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<3Cuz Baby Your Loves Built Like A Drug And I Don't Wanna Be Sober<3
The first video would have been better if Beyonce had walked into a wall with those stupid glasses.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
di-va (n)~ Obnoxious cunt; see beyonce
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
meh, i dont care too much for beyonce... and shouldnt Sasha look a little different than Beyonce? Like a new wig or something?
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
ratherfine?
more like ratherracistasshole.
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Bartender pour the wine, cause the hurtin's all mine
Tonight, the heartache's on me
- Dixie Chicks
Both videos are shit but the first one seriously sucks! The song is particularly awful.... I really hope they won't start playing this shit everywhere from supermarkets to childrens parties for AngieJo's sake nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Now back to Be-yawn-ce. I swear, I'd pay al Qaeda to kidnap her, slap a burqa on her and keep her many miles away from us or any camera. Take. A. Fucking. Vacation. For the love of God! Go away for a minute, would ya???
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I can't!!! 2 seconds of her walking with those stupid glasses was all I could stand of her nonsense.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:37am.
You beat me to it!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:35am.
UGLY NIGGER BITCH HAHAHAHA
FAT ASS WHORE
SHIT STAINED FACE
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I think you've stumbled into the wrong blog. We don't play these kinds of games you desperate, pathetic, racist, psycho troll. Fuck off, immediately, bitch ass trick!!!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Beyonce + Kanye = Antichrist.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Dang, I can't watch these, I'm at work. I'll have to wait til I get home. *pouts* I do love MK's descriptions, tho'. LOL
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Cue the gay boy in a leotard and tights gyrating and lip synching to this in his parents' basement. No, I didn't mean YOU, MK!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Her hamhocks could feed an entire nation of gays for a week.
Submitted by ratherfine on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:35am.
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And just how many different kinds of a racist asshole are you?
*yawn* not going to watch it. Wake me up when the guy in Alaska redoes the video.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
I LOVE Halo too, and i hate Beyonce. It was written for Leona Lewis, maybe thats why?
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<3Cuz Baby Your Loves Built Like A Drug And I Don't Wanna Be Sober<3