Tuesday, December 23rd 2008

Brit Brit Wishes You A Merry Cheetomas!

Brit Brit, SPF and JJ (wearing Daddy Spears LensCrafters glasses probably paid for by Brit) wish all of you a Happy Holiday filled with Cheetos, Frapps and Adderall (Amen to that!).

Okay, I know why Brit Brit held on to SPF's off-limits area like that. He was trying to run for his life because Brit's weave scabies kept biting at his neck. I understand that, but did she have to choose that picture for the damn world to see! It's like the time my mom gave everyone a family picture where my eyes were half-open like a damn crackhead after a seizure. I know my mom chose that one, because she looked the hottest in it. However, that is not an excuse Brit Brit can use, because that shit on her head looks like Kim Zolciak's merkin. You know, when Kim's sugar daddies want a little fur down there.

And Daddy Spears isn't doing his job! There's a mess that needs to be cleaned up to the right of SPF. Get HoHan to come over and snort that shit up.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:25pm.

Batman is also way hotter.
Batman and BamBam would make one hell of a team.
And I bet BamBam is hot now.
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Fuck SPF is totally making the Andy Samberg Jizzed In My Pants face. This will go down as my favourite picture ever.

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Cute, but the little one always throws me off.

Snowie, I just noticed the crotch grab! Shitney ya perv!

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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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Carrottop!
Oh shit! Poo baby! I thought it was a burrito!!!

*rummages through trash*

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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole

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And Daddy Spears isn't doing his job!
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Backgrounds, people! CAMON! It's not that hard! And ya'll are PROFESSIONALS, right?

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I started wearing glasses when I was 3 years old. In addition to making me look like Ernie on My Three Sons, it helped improve my eyesight. The doctor said that since my parents noticed something was wrong and brought me in early, surgery was prevented.

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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:22pm.
I would like to make an announcement.

I would have all of your poo babies.

your timing!
I just finished a big fucking butt-ruckus of a brunch.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:24pm.

You know - Batman is tougher than Superman.
He kicked his ass once.
Bambam told me:)
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Batman is also way hotter.
Batman and BamBam would make one hell of a team. And I bet BamBam is hot now.

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Submitted by ohcarol on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:21pm.

Why is she groping that child? Anyone notice that?

Holy shit! She's treating that kid like a bowling ball

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:23pm.

SPF looks like he likes it! (onoshedi~int!)
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"My mom grabbed my crotch and I...
jizzzzzzzzzzzed in my pants!"

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:21pm.

Holy fucking crotch-grab Batman!
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You know - Batman is tougher than Superman.
He kicked his ass once.
Bambam told me:)

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SPF looks like he likes it! (onoshedi~int!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:22pm.

hahahahh ohcarol, I just saw where her hand is on SPF....
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LOL! That girl needs help, man. LOL! Dumbass.

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I would like to make an announcement.

I would have all of your poo babies.

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Holy stress-face, Batman.

Cute kids, tho:)

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hahahahh ohcarol, I just saw where her hand is on SPF....

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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"

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Holy fucking crotch-grab Batman! She's Katie Price and he's Peter Andre!
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! That totally made my Christmas! She's HANGING ON! That's so wrong and so hilarious.

Also, her kids both look like Dame Edna in those glasses.

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Cute kids, but Britney is still dead behind that fake weave, smile and thighs.
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Why is she groping that child? Anyone notice that?

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LOL the little one looks like the church lady with the glasses on, they are so cute, just like their Daddy. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

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cute pics, but I don't think her kids are good looking.

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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"

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Alright I'll get shit for this but, her kids look...special...atleast the one holding the school bus. Her hair looks like shit.

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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.

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Those kids are so damn cute.

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She makes her spawn wear her fug glasses. And why do kids at that age even need them, hmm???

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Precious babies and a cute pic!