JLo Is Always Watching Skeletor
JLo is not above having a "smell yo dick" moment with Skeletor, but she sends her slaves (aka cousins) to do her dirty work instead. JLo apparently likes to keep close tabs on her bag of chewed up bones, so she sent her assistant to look after Skeletor while he was on tour. JLo couldn't be bothered by going, because she was too busy yelling at the Dragon Tales Twins' nannies and rolling around in mounds of bronzer. You know she does that.
A source told Page Six, "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her."
JLo has something to worry about, because I have a cousin who says she would totally let Skeletor wet hump her. Gross and gross. The bitch obviously has a strange fetish for shriveled up insect men with Twilight Zone faces. Whatever makes your chocha holler, I guess. I don't get it. She also says that "White Shoulders" is her signature scent, so it makes sense that she'd want to ride Skeletor's brittle bone.
And Skeletor's dick probably always smells boiled cow bones with just a slight touch of Old Spice.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:16pm.
Why does it have to be a latino men or italian men why can't it be that men just want new pussy.
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Mebbe cuz I grew up with lots of different cultures - I say that because, it's all Latin - culturally rooted. I could say the same for Newfies. But I know that my "Ontario" family is much more modest and WAY less likely to engage in or even tolerate such activities. They wouldn't bother with spies.
I could even split that up again and say that the people in one neighbourhood/city seem to be cheating all the time whereas, in another, serial monogamy is more the game and in another still it's death-do-us-part monogamy....I just notice patterns... And the Japanese families or Jewish families I grew up with may have had these same dealings but, if they did, they were MUCH quieter about it.etc....
I could go back to Portuguese and Newfies and estimate that the tolerance has something to do with sailors and fishing and long times apart where certain social behaviours developed...
But I don't really think about race - one race, right? It's just about my curiosity with how cultures develop....
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Why is his shirt always unbuttoned down the THERE with some stupid looking disco medallion necklace hanging between his tits? His fashion is creepier than his skeletor face.
What about him sending spies on her???
It's not like she's a damn saint.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sheeps!
Oh heavens, I would never marry a salesman!! I have a hard time buying a car from one much less shacklin myself to one!
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Why does it have to be a latino men or italian men why can't it be that men just want new pussy.
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Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:07pm.
Pssst....If he will cheat with you, he will cheat on you. Nature of the beast.
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Yep. When she became his wife, she left a job opening for a mistress.
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Mrs. Gosling,
I think they all WOULD cheat given the right temptation.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Dragon Tales twins..lol so true!! JHo needs to let go of Skeletor and move on to some other off brand dude so she can feel importante..
Oopsie. I should mention that the neighbourhood was primarily Italian with everything else mixed in there. My family was Italian, particularly...and it just seemed most predominant in that culture...I would throw the Greeks and Portuguese in there too...but what I mean is that, cutlurally, it seemed expected....much more notable when it wasn't happening...
Oy. Am I making it worse. I just like to watch cultures that's all - sometimes I split them up and sometimes I lump us all together - it depends.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:09pm.
The wedding gifts?
Aren't you the pragmatic one? The wife can toy with her little toaster while hubby's out making sales calls.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Jlo dont nobody want that! anyway he's been known for being a womanizer (i know hard to believe)
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She deserves to be cheated on because she is a total fucking CUNT!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:07pm.
Eeeeeeee. No me gusta.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Doesnt every guy cheat...at on point or another
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Happy Holidays
WTF is going on with all the racial shit around here lately? You know thereS a Preview comment FOR.A.REASON.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Sheeps,
The wedding gifts?
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:01pm.
What's the point of marrying someone who you're sure will cheat?
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I don't know if it's the same with Latinos but I grew up in an Italian neighbourhood...every man cheated and some of the women. The dads, grandpas, great-grandpas - your boyfriend would cheat on you but that was ok because you could slap him around for it and as long as you remained a virgin because then YOU would be the one he'd marry. And while you were dating, you could perfect your spying skills for marriage:)
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:05pm.
Puerto Rican men are a special kind of sleaze, they think it's okay to cheat
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Is that right. I didn't realize cheating was a cultural thing.
Give me a break!
Pssst....If he will cheat with you, he will cheat on you. Nature of the beast.
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Joshy the Pedo-Man was a dingle-happy troll
With a large gray van and a rotten hose
And a weakness for boys named Cole
yes, I love men and women who meet and "fall in love" while cheating on a spouse/partner/S.O., then worry that they will cheat. DUH.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
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God, its getting desperate isn't it when you have to keep tabs on your rough-as-shit husband to make sure he's not cheating on you. I'm no fan of JLo but she could do so much better than him. I think she just hooked up with him on the rebound from Ben Affleck and because she doesn't really have any friends so is completely lost without a man and can't function being single. Plus she was obviously desperate to get knocked up. Its so sad that whoever she's with is never that in to her and either cheats on her or leaves: P Diddy, Affleck and now Skeletor. However I think the root of the problem lies with her - she's obviously more in love with herself than she could ever be with anyone else, and nobody loves a diva do they? Madge/Mariah/Whitney/JLo - all doomed to fail in love in my book.
Skeletor is like a mega cheater anyway, he cheated on Dayanara with JLo. Puerto Rican men are a special kind of sleaze, they think it's okay to cheat, especially if their wife is busy raising their kids and rolling around in bronzer and getting plastic surgery as to render her virtually unrecognizable. Like we were paying that much attention to the way she looks anyway, unless you want to slap the sexy/constipated/mouth breathing look off her face...well go ahead!
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I wonder if she makes her cousin smell his dick and while the cousin is down there she sucks his cock to make sure and reports back that absolutely no way has anyone been down there.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Didn't her cheat on Dianara (sp?) with Jlo? If he did then, well, WTF did you expect? You really think you can change him?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Ew. Who cares? Let him go.
He just looks so smarmy! He's like John Mayer. ICK!
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I read this story at three o' clock this morning. It made me chuckle.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
What's the point of marrying someone who you're sure will cheat?
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
J Ho looks like a drag queen here, no offense!
Skelet look like a lady turned dude there, how funny
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how insecure is this bitch! please.
of course he will cheat on her, that is who he is.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
I'm sorry, but if you have to have spies on your husband, then your marriage is already ovah, J-Ho.