The Church Harlot!!!
When I grow up I want to be the church harlot! This 49-year-old from Jacksonville, FLA is living my dream. Rebecca HanCOCK was ran out of her local church because she's screwing a man she's not married to. Members of Grace Community Church kept harassing her for being a sinful harlot, so she finally left the church. That didn't stop things though! Rebecca received a letter from the pastor of the church, Dr. Christmas, that if she doesn't stop doing the "straight to hell mambo" with her boyfriend, her sins will be announced to the whole church! This sounds like my idea of a good time!
Rebecca said that Dr. Christmas' letter states that on "January 4, my sins will be told to the church, publicly, with my children sitting in the church and my friends." Everybody meet at Grace Church in Jacksonville on January 4th! Sins will be told. I'll provide the holywatertinis.
Rebecca is planning to send a letter to Dr. Christmas to let him know that she is no longer a member of his fun-hating-church. Oh and she should also mention to Dr. Christmas that she just told a local news station that she's blowing her boyfriend (can't you tell from her jaw), so she kind of beat him to the punch.
Real talk: Dr. Christmas asked Rebecca if she'd like to suck on his candy cane and she totally turned him down, so he's sentencing her to hell! I mean, his name is Dr. Christmas. Of course she's going to turn him down.
P.S. - If Rebecca doesn't have business cards printed up with "The Church Harlot" on it, then I'm going to be so mad at her.
VIA Videogum
How about that Christian love, huh?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Ah gatta love Jacksonville the home of Reginold Peterson, frequent shootings and SOBAPs. Its drama 24/7.
MK, ur recent frequent usage of the phrase "real talk" puts sour cream on my fish taco. You have spent too much time on the east coast.
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I dont think, I drink.
Muffin's mommy is a holy roller but keeps it to herself as I'd have her do.
God, I love that woman.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:37am.
If they play a voicemail or something that documents her 'sin' she should contact a lawyer and prosecute DrX for privacy violation or somethin.
Seriously. Setting aside all religious and moral issues, it sounds like some sort of legal violation (not to mention titillating--a word I like to use a bit too much).
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Church harlot should invite the TV crew with her to the ceremony. She could document everything they reveal then have herself a 'I'm a gonna be rich bitch' party.
Then buy herself a nice titillating outfit with the windfall. (I can see why you like it! Titillating. It's fun...)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:23am.
If they play a voicemail or something that documents her 'sin' she should contact a lawyer and prosecute DrX for privacy violation or somethin.
Seriously. Setting aside all religious and moral issues, it sounds like some sort of legal violation (not to mention titillating--a word I like to use a bit too much).
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:55am.
What the fuck is Dr XMas gonna tell the congregation that they don't already know?
I dunno, but it's kinda hot for a Sunday morning. Maybe he'll use "forn-i-ca-tion" and draw out the syllables. Maybe there's a taped voicemail with F-bombs.
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Oh you know he's gonna relish in the forn-i-ca-tion and siiin-in dramatics! lol.
If they play a voicemail or something that documents her 'sin' she should contact a lawyer and prosecute DrX for privacy violation or somethin. This little episode might prove quite profitable for her in the end.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:55am.
What the fuck is Dr XMas gonna tell the congregation that they don't already know?
I dunno, but it's kinda hot for a Sunday morning. Maybe he'll use "forn-i-ca-tion" and draw out the syllables. Maybe there's a taped voicemail with F-bombs.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
What the fuck is Dr XMas gonna tell the congregation that they don't already know? I mean seriously, I think she just told the whole world on the telly/internets. Are they gonna show her f*cking sex tape?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:35pm.
What about the hyper-Christians? You know, the one's that beat you up at Walmart and damn you to hell?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:35pm.
Gotta' love those Hypo-Christians (hypocrite-Christians).
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Nitty, I LOVE it! great phrase!
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here's the phone number to the church, domain name and his email, pls join me in telling him what a pig he is:
Phone: 904-268-8854
Email: office@gracejax.org
Web: www.gracejax.org
Christmas, T Scott
10266 Trevor Creek Dr W
Jacksonville, FL 32257-8668
Dr. Christmas needs to get laid.
Gotta' love those Hypo-Christians (hypocrite-Christians). I will always be indebted to IG for giving me the perfect name for my southern brethren that has eluded me since moving here. Yeah, you know the ones that take care of each other after a storm, but will let the single mom with two kids go with a tree in her roof because she doesn't attend their church..yeah, them.
did she say Jesus loves da hoes?
I sometimes think Jesus looks down and thinks "I died on a cross for this fuckery? Oh HELL to the naw!"
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kitty side eye!
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
If she's not a member, why would her children be "sitting in the church"? Ex-husband payback time it sounds like.
"This church is so dumb. Jesus likes whores!" BWAH!! And...truth.
That letter is like the Christian equivalent of a citizen's arrest.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
This church is so dumb. Jesus likes whores!
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:26pm.
i had to teehehe at ur picture very gollumy very fitting to our mother of mercy ange *genuine parts not included*
can't be fucked reading through the comments am sure we all agree and feel the same in the end but
hell howsabout the church of england...i don't belong to it but they are up for anything! really aaaanything
and the teethstucktogetherness...is it a disorder? the crack grind? just bad genes? some kinda prank? a greater force trying to keep her mouth shut?
one question lingers though...why are her kids still going to be at the church service if she has left it
wakity wak
Dr. Christmas?? For reals?? that sleighs me.
Dr. Christmas wants de goodies from her stocking(s). Dr. Christmas wants to slide down her chimney. Dr. Christmas sez "ho,ho,ho."
"Real talk: Dr. Christmas asked Rebecca if she'd like to suck on his candy cane and she totally turned him down, so he's sentencing her to hell! I mean, his name is Dr. Christmas. Of course she's going to turn him down."
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Live and let live man
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:23pm.
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lol! My mom was a "holy roller"... The "Speaking in tongues" type... Oh the horror stories I could regale you...but I won't! You're welcome. ;) :)
Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:28pm.
Thank you for the email address.
Welcome! You're making the right moral point, and they are hypocrites, but to me, a religion is allowed to have it its own way. I'd have no prob with COS, say, if they'd just practice their own religion (without brainwashing, intimidation, tax scams, etc.). If Grace Church and its parishioners (I don't know the right term) want to be uptight, hypocritical zealots, I say let them. Their loss.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:15pm.
I was just trying to be helpful and explain what I thought happened. lol I wasn't saying I believe that it's right to do that to someone.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Oh, and btw she would have known this before she decided to become a member of the Church if she had done her research. I know some of them have a new member orientation and they give you thing to read that tell you these things. This is a Southern Baptist Church that I'm talking about, though. I don't know what denomination the one in the story is.
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:15pm.
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Not to mock you but have you actually read the bible cover to cover? It's a hot mess!
History changes when we find out..."OOPS...we were wrong...the earth is round...much like the wheels on the bus." DNA testing is now freeing people wrongly accused and also sealing the fate of the GUILTY... Religion is the ultimate evil...it turns people against each other for the worst imho.
Where's Jimmy Swaggart's holier than thou fucking crocodile tears when you need 'em?
Sheeps... Religion and Politics... Two bully pulpits that usually divide rather than unite.
Us and THEM. Infidels, heathens, sinners... Right wingers/Left wingers. Gay/Straight. Heaven/Hell. Britney/Lindsay...
Me. You.
It takes a village to develop gang mentality.
Merry Holidays! lol :)
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:04pm.
Ever hear of an alias?
I should stop calling you "Stank"?
Sincerely,
Sheeps
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Sorry if someone's already said this but I don't feel like reading through the comments. This is how this type of thing is supposed to go as far as I can remember. She is a Church member so the pastor is supposed to be watching over her because she is part of his congregation or flock. He is supposed to try to keep his flock out of sin since he is responsible for them. If one of the member is sinning one person comes to them first and tells them they are in sin and need to repent. If they don't repent then that person and some witnesses come to talk to them, like an intervention. If after that they still don't repent I think is when they tell them that they're going to tell the Church of the sin. If that still doesn't work the person is asked to leave the Church. There are Bible verses to back this up but I'm not that good. I hope this clears up any confusion. lol
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Deb,
It was the movie, "The Scarlet Letter" where I had my first [what I can only describe as] stark raving, buttery, boot slipper kicking, robe tossing hot-flash. Gary Oldman be thy name! Usually Gary plays such hideous characters but he was downright decadent in that movie...*swoons*
Edited because I can't spell and brush my freakin' hair.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:59pm.
Your name is Hester?!?!?! What, were they out of Edna's in the 'I was born in the 1930's' name bag??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Churches, temples, and mosques are in a sort of free market, too. They all need adherents to survive and grow. They will get more adherents if they are more attractive, interesting, charismatic, etc. Ms. Harlot can go down the street to another church that is more open. Grace Church loses one adherent but maybe picks up others with its fundamentalism.
I wonder who ratted her out: a wife? A past lover? A rival? Etc.
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
I never thought I'd advocate vigilante justice, but I think this calls for an armed mob and a good firebombing.
Organized religion is shit.
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Boooo!
This isn't juicy. I thought she was MARRIED and having a public affair.
She's not even married? She's just dating someone?
If she hadn't told the reporter how would they have known that their relationship is sexual? Either way who cares? This would never happen at my church or they would be putting pretty much every single member on blast. lolll
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:27pm.
Oh,I doubt that,the harlot would have said something about that by now.This whole thing is stupid and another reason I loathe organized religion.
You've got that right! Couldn't agree more.
Submitted by Tim_the_Enchanter on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:16pm.
I too think there is more to this than meets the eye... I think that Dr. Christmassy-Balls tried to get Rebecca Hancock to swallow the Holy Water, if you know what I mean, and was turned down flat. Now he's all jealous and upset and back to beating the bishop and wants to make an example of her.
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Oh,I doubt that,the harlot would have said something about that by now.This whole thing is stupid and another reason I loathe organized religion.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I guess after all this attention her ranking will be moved up a notch to Whore of Babylon.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:07pm.
I too think there is more to this than meets the eye... I think that Dr. Christmassy-Balls tried to get Rebecca Hancock to swallow the Holy Water, if you know what I mean, and was turned down flat. Now he's all jealous and upset and back to beating the bishop and wants to make an example of her.
Saying that, I also think that aliens visited me in the shower this morning and told me I look like Bono, so what do I know? :)
as usual the religious freaks pave the road to stupidity. thank you hos for the contact info! let's see how he feels about public disclosure . . .
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BondageBarbie,
Typical hypocritical, male chauvanistic, patriarchal bullshit. If anyone should be hung out to dry it should be the supposed married guy cheating on his wife. That's like arresting prostitutes and letting the John's get by with a slap on the wrist. Well, okay...that was a stretch but I think you get my meaning.
shit, so the job of church harlot has already been taken?
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I think there is more to this story.I think her 'boyfriend' is a married man and they are upset she is committing adultery. That's the vibe I am getting from the video,I seriously doubt they would care if people date.It's still stupid to call her out and embarrass her but I am thinking the wife of the man involved is pushing it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:04pm.
Ever hear of an alias?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:59pm.
Your name is Hester?!?!?! What, were they out of Edna's in the 'I was born in the 1930's' name bag??
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AMEN putsomestankonit!!
It's times like these I'm glad to live in Jacksonville...free entertainment, always ;)
I emailed him with the request to recreate scenes from the Thornbirds. In Tuscany
To highaboveManhattan:
I e-mailed him for you! OINK OINK! What an ass.
This was my email to this douchebag excuse for a man of God:
To Dr. Christmas,
I just read the news that you intend to divulge the personal life of one your congregation, under the auspices of "sin", for having a relationship out of wedlock with a man. I was disappointed, shocked and disgusted that a man who is supposed to be a man of God would stoop to such a low level.
This woman's private life is her own business and to threaten to announce this in front of the congregation and her children smacks of petty judgmental behavior. As I recall Jesus did say "Let him without sin cast the first stone." So are you telling us you are without sin? Or do you interpret bible passages as you see fit? Remember that the bible was written by man and translated so many times it can never be the true word of God. As I recall the only true words of God that are in the bible are the ten commandants. And before you fire anything back to me this not adultery because as I understand it you have to be married and having an affair. Ms. Hancock and her companion do not appear to be in other relationships.
Thank you for you time and consideration,
Hester
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