The Church Harlot!!!
When I grow up I want to be the church harlot! This 49-year-old from Jacksonville, FLA is living my dream. Rebecca HanCOCK was ran out of her local church because she's screwing a man she's not married to. Members of Grace Community Church kept harassing her for being a sinful harlot, so she finally left the church. That didn't stop things though! Rebecca received a letter from the pastor of the church, Dr. Christmas, that if she doesn't stop doing the "straight to hell mambo" with her boyfriend, her sins will be announced to the whole church! This sounds like my idea of a good time!
Rebecca said that Dr. Christmas' letter states that on "January 4, my sins will be told to the church, publicly, with my children sitting in the church and my friends." Everybody meet at Grace Church in Jacksonville on January 4th! Sins will be told. I'll provide the holywatertinis.
Rebecca is planning to send a letter to Dr. Christmas to let him know that she is no longer a member of his fun-hating-church. Oh and she should also mention to Dr. Christmas that she just told a local news station that she's blowing her boyfriend (can't you tell from her jaw), so she kind of beat him to the punch.
Real talk: Dr. Christmas asked Rebecca if she'd like to suck on his candy cane and she totally turned him down, so he's sentencing her to hell! I mean, his name is Dr. Christmas. Of course she's going to turn him down.
P.S. - If Rebecca doesn't have business cards printed up with "The Church Harlot" on it, then I'm going to be so mad at her.
VIA Videogum
ShareThis
Dlisters + holywatertinis + church = Orgy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Oh crap. I misread it, too! I belong to a Christian church and while they do frown upon sex between people who are not married, they would NEVER resort to this nor would they ask the person to leave the church! What the hell is wrong with these people? Do they also fall and writhe on the floor and scream in tongues? Oh wait. That was Sarah Palin's church.
Thank G*d they don't do this sh*t at my church or I'd be chased out of town...Hey and I need that recipe for Holywatertinis...sounds like a great holiday cocktail...
I just got on and saw this trash on DListed... Naturally I was mortified (but not surprised). I live in Jax and unfortunately this shit is SO typical of our city.
I say that's a good thing. A lot of those so-called "moral" Christians are doing the same thing. It's hypocritical to call yourself a Christian if you DON'T obey what is written.
Now maybe this lady will wake up and smell the coffee and start calling herself secular person rather than a Christian. If all people who do not follow Christian teachings do this( rather than go along with the facade), these churches will be empty and religion would go to hell in a handbasket (pun intended).
Come on people, start recognizing that atheism, agnosticism and secularism are the most tolerant and BEST principles to govern society. They don't judge or discriminate.
Everybody meet at Grace Church in Jacksonville on January 4th! Sins will be told. I'll provide the holywatertinis.
**********************************
MK, you are SO going to hell!
I'll meet you there:)
Btw, can we ALL tell our sins?!? SUCH FUN! Then we can get drunk and reenact them! YAY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
Nobody judges with more outraged righteousness than "Christians."
▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲-▲
You better watch out, you better not cry.
she has an excellent harassment case especially if she is being targeted as a "harlot" --does everyone get called out for speeding, cursing, fucking around, or is she the victim of the ever classic double standard? ten bucks says Dr. Christmas is fucking someone in his congegration.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
"Tell it to the church"?
Jesus said that? Really?
Are you sure he din't say it like this?:
If you're having sexy times outta wedlock - we wanna know!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
nowhere does it state the the man she is seeing is married,
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:17pm.
I do wish the bible would make its mind up.
Yes, it needs to be edited down and rationalized. Volunteers?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Holy Cow! I missed the point, I thought she was fucking a married guy, but NO, she's just effing her bf!
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
What the fuck?
Isn't that illegal?
That is so awful and judgmental. I do not get the type of churches that damn gays to hell or would do something like this. Whatever happened to "judge and be judged?" Or "love your neighbor?" Or "all sins will be forgiven?" This church is filled with hypocrites. If I were her I would get them charged with harassment.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
Oh yes- see a doctor about that jaw. Blowing a man sideways is not ALWAYS a good idea.
*******************************************
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
i'm all about holywatertinis. what time, bitches?
And another damn thing! Theoretically, church is where sinners are SUPPOSED to be! All the saints are in heaven, asshole!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
That's just DARK SIDED!!!
Watch yourself matey- after all
ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities
or then again
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
I do wish the bible would make its mind up.
*******************************************
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Can't they just ask her to leave (and keep her out), for violating the "rules"? It's a private association. If I were the church, I'd be worried she'd sue for slander or something if her sins were read out. But a lot of states exempt churches from many ordinary laws.
Oh, and she needs to have that jaw looked at.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
HELL YEAH LET'S STONE THE HARLOT!
holywatertinis always burn my throat....I wonder why?
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Okay, wait. What about Mr. Married who is cheating on his wife, huh? Why isn't he getting his gonads roasted?
Why doesn't the church just force her to wear a scarlet letter on her clothes for all eternity?
This is the kinda shit that gives Christians a bad name. They really need to have a WWJD moment. He certainly wouldn't be gossiping and trying to pass it off as good Christian concern. Note to Pastor Christmas (damn--his name is Christmas--you can't make this shit up!), when Jesus called out the woman at the well about her personal life, it was just the two of them. No public humiliation necessary, you dick!!
Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
HOLYWATERTINIS?!?!!? hahahahhahahaa MK you gem, you
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ugh. Fuck that whole church. If she's left the church, why do they insist on doing that? and that pastor looks like an angry inbred hillbilly...
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
WTF??? Who's business is it that she's doing the nasty with someone she's not married to? OBIVIOUSLY she has kids so she's not a virgin...
I dont get Christi-nsanity.
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
God I love organized 'religion'!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
i burn down the mother fucker. fuck em. guess thats why i have never been a church going girl.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
I never have that kind of fun in my church. Catholics! So boring.