Wednesday, December 24th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 23rd!
I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
No, a West Virginian is a little different than a Brazillian. - Sweetas
Wino's most recent topless pictures were somewhat unsurprising to the world. - cheeeeeto
Thanks Jill
congrats to Sluttsville and Sweetas too!
Sluttsville♥ and Cheeeeto, wtg you funnay tricks! LMFAO!!! So glad to be in the middle...hey! Whose hand is that??? A little lower, please. ;)
Michael K and Dlisters XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
farkin funneh!!!!!
you sluts have some talent fo sho!!
love ya!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
A Slutty/Sweetas sandwich with a side of cheeeetos? Now that's a hot slut meal I can get down with! Congratulations funnay hwores. ♥
Slutty: I'll be shaving this design into your back as a Christmas present.
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Knot Comes Loose
Congrats to Sweetas and Cheeeeeto. Wow, just wow...what a Christmas gift.
Thanks MK and everyone.
PS: The entry that I didn't post.
DeeDee was afraid if she shaved her trail markers, no one would ever find her small tittahs.
Payback sista!!!!♥♥♥
Happy Holidays All!!!
Congrats Sluttsville, Sweetas and cheeeeeto!! :D
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Congrats, you funny hoarz!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Sluttsville and Sweetas-on a roll!
Congrats to you and cheeeto!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*WOOT* You funny buggers! ♥McSlitty♥Sweetas♥Cheeeeeto♥
Sweetas:
That gets a KANYE laugh!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
Congrats winners. Sweetas, oops you did it again!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m ****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful model woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
This is nothing. You should see his pubes.
J to the LO
Looks like someone took movember too far..
What goes up must come down, but this trail of shit also goes around and around.
Ryan Seacrest was here.
It's the outline of Pete Wentz's penis
jlo, slammed by PETA, for misuse of animals in advertising.
Slutty's roadmap to West Virginia.
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Knot Comes Loose
JLo Summer Collection
Crab #1: It seems this "Happy Trail" reall isn't going anywhere, I mean, where are the pubes?
Crab #2: Dude, this map is totally off.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I can't decide if I'm a "J" for jack`ass
Or a "L" for l`o`s`e`r!
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Merry Christmas bitches!!!! Be safe out there!!
WooHoo!!! Mustache rides $1. I'm first in line.........
He had to grow a landing strip to remind him where the boys put their peen. He must be from Stanford.
Sometimes it doesn't matter if the carpet matches the drapes.
went down on it, came back up with it
Dax thinks this is the way to distract chicks from seeing how small his weenie is
It looks like the outline of a penis to me. Bet he shoots milk through his nose to end the show and then falls asleep.
You can try to design as many self-pumping systems as you can, Pete Wentz, it won't bring you any precious chichi juice.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Ken paves is let loose on Jessica's boyfriend coz Poppa Joe just loves him some bull horns!
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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!
The costume redesign for Wolverine Origins didn't go as planned!
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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!
J Lo introduces her new fragrance "backwoods"
Business in the front and party in the back! OOOH YEAH!
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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!
Russell Brand for Courreges.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
It's just easier to remember directions this way.
Fool Manchu.
Wino's most recent topless pictures were somewhat unsurprising to the world.
She then came out of the bathroom and Lindsay said "No Sam, get rid of ALL of it!"
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Now those are some real love-handles...
Cock-a-doodle-dude.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
I've heard of handlebar mustache's but this is a twist.
its bruce bitch...
one mans tribute to JLO
Submitted by Space Roach on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:49pm.
Affleck really misses J Lo
Ding Fuckin' Ding!!!!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Dirty Sanchez skid marks.
Hang on baby and enjoy the ride.
When happy trails turn into happy interstates
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
That's nothing. You should see his line of designer merkins
Affleck really misses J Lo