Wednesday, December 24th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 23rd!
I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
No, a West Virginian is a little different than a Brazillian. - Sweetas
Wino's most recent topless pictures were somewhat unsurprising to the world. - cheeeeeto
Thanks Jill
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Submitted by Jermaine Jackson on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:37pm.
"The ladies call me JJ"
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Haha! As is Just Jared...?
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"The ladies call me JJ"
Maybe this tard is growing on me but his facial/chestical pube design has a little Tim Burtonesque touch that's almost magik!
A sense of pride and independence came over Jimmy on his 35th birthday. Not only had he scored the basement as his own pad, but mom and dad let him cut his hair just like he wanted.
JJ
John Travolta got bored with "donning his gay apparel" and shaved elf feet on his chest.
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The stylist at Happy Nips hair salon has a sense of humor.
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I guess if you are going to dream you might as well dream big! (It looks like a childs drawing of an erect, well hung man.)
After not having eaten for several days, Ernest thought he'd be able to eat the whole elf but, alas, he couldn't get the legs and adorable curly-toed shoes to go down.
The cover art of JLo's next album.
Taking the 'Happy Trail' to the next level!
The gay version of 40-year old virgin included the classic chest waxing scene. But with one difference, instead of screamng "KELLY CLARKSON, KELLY CLARKSON" they went with "ANDERSON COOPER ANDERSON COOPER"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
A 12-pack, a jar of Nads, a double-dog-dare... and the rest is history.
Benji Madden knew how Brit Brit loved Adnan Galib's landing strip, so not to be outdone, he decided to grow a handlebar mustache that extended to his nipples
JLo is shameless when it comes to promotion.
Is Jenny from the block trying to out do Puff Daddy? I thought she was no longer J-Lo?
When waxers go to hell.
Soy un perdedor...
Once Britney takes off the blond wig, it all goes downhill.
On the next episode of "Extreme Manscaping"..
Especially this time of year, Bertram wistfully remembers his time spent sharing a cell at Joliet with the grinch.
Exposed!: K-feds charm
The various directions women go when they see him...hmmm that must have been the inspiration.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:37pm.
FU-Man-CHODE
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LMAO!!!!!!
No, a West Virginian is a little different than a Brazillian.
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If you think this is kick ass, his back has a reverse mohawk.
Sooner or later, we were bound to find out where the Hair Club For Men gets its plugs.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
M.K., is that what you're wearing when you meet Rojo Caliente for the first time!??!
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Why be difficult when bipitee-bobity-boo at being impossible!
What a dick head.
Carny Date Night
fleur-de-lice
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
How much is the upgrade to the handlebar mustache ride?
Super-Douche Me!
JLo's new publicity stunt unfortunately got not even a hair of attention.
LiLo
Fu Man Chichis
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Fuck! Go away, Adnon!
This reminds me of that part in Joe Dirt where the deejay asks him "so you have white trash so ingrained in your DNA that your hair naturally grows all white and trashy like that?" LMFAO
Bwahahahahahahahahahhahaha *breath* ahahahahahahahaha!! O. mygod.
Twirl the ends of that mustache to hear the douche giggle.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Follow the hairy prick road til the Wizard of Fuzz gives you a brain.
Bronx Mowgli grows up to take after his mama.
Pete Wentz draws a map to the milky-way.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
That happy trail leads to two milk-duds.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Perfect example of the rug matching the fug.
E-DESPERATE.com : It's okay to look. In fact, you probably really want to, before you hook up with this dude.
FU-Man-CHODE
JLo is Always Watching Skeletor
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I can't help but wonder .. does any chick find this hot ???? I can't look at it for too long, it makes me a little queasy.
J-Lo introduces her new fragrance for me, call "Nappy Dugout" with her very own spokesmodel Jared.
When you have nothing better to do in your life.
Follow the rainbow to the pot of Milk and Honey