Wednesday, December 24th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 23rd!
I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
No, a West Virginian is a little different than a Brazillian. - Sweetas
Wino's most recent topless pictures were somewhat unsurprising to the world. - cheeeeeto
Thanks Jill
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How the hell did we wind up on the Mohawk Trail ???
Does a bear shave in the woods?
Redneck Kryptonite
Bear Grylls, the survivalist, loves to hike; but not even he would venture down to the bottom of those two trails.
Man, I hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes.
Toby the dog's owner?
This treasure trail has two booby traps.
Wonky, having finally embraced her squirting skills, has put her acidic vag juices to use in her new job as an aesthetician. Just get in position like you're going to go down on her and, voila, instant landing strip!
Jayden James all growed up
Thanks snowpiece, you just made me feel all warm & tingly inside....well, either you or that 3rd astronaut mimosa.
While attending his weekly Klan meeting... Jethro had a moment, when he realized, he was too sexy for the room.
JLo and Ryan Seacrest are to blame...
I could be wrong, but I just don't think the world is ready to see Rosie O'Donnell topless.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
The redneck package deal from Supercuts.
You're a mean one...Mr. Grinch
Rogaine Testimonial #526: From one bear daddy to another, this shit really works!
Bristol Palins kid already has a douchey Myspace pic up?!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:14pm.
I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers.
ha ha luvs it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
With Mystery off on a book tour, VH1 was desperate for a new "Pick Up Artist". Looks like "Juice Luke" got the job.
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MK in '08!!!!
Nice crop circles.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Totally hot from lip to nip.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
The latest must-have hair accessory, Paris Hilton's Pubey Extensions!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers.
Every Christmas Dwayne pays tribute to The Grinch by shaping his hair into a point and growing grinch legs on his chest.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Why you should never be the first one to pass out.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
This is what happened when Yosemite Sam raised his kids under powerlines
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Jennifer Lopez decided there was only one way Marc Anthony could save the marriage.
In an attempt to lure Coco Chanel into making him their new spokeswhore, Tom Cruise stole John Travolta's hairplugs like a thief in the night and tastefully made their logo a part of himself.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Meet the inspiration for the Joe Dirt movie. His hair really does grow in all white trashy like that.
That guy from Super-Size Me is experiencing some adverse effects from the McRib
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Mirror, mirror on the ceiling. Does this mustache make me look fat?
In this case, size really doesn't matter.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Morale: Don't give head to an elf. It might leave a mark.
There's no fear, doucheman is here!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Aww man, not another chia pet for christmas.
Traffic control and runway beacons courtesy of Air Balls.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
J-to-tha-L-Oh-Hell-to-tha-no!
Jlo's biggest fan, his pubes spell out Jenny from the Block....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
E = nips2
Poor blind guy, if he didn't have a trail, how else would he find his nipples?
snowpiece on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:00pm
And i totally blew it!
hahahahaha....
*sucks down another Hershey's Kiss*
I'm o.d.'ing on these damn things.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This is nothing. Wait 'til you see what he's done with his back hair!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The really impressive thing is that it's all carefully sculpted nose hairs.
The New Nipple Twist Nutcracker!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It's a new landing strip trend.
Ha Ha Branderson, I was trying to come up with one about Adnan too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
David's thinking "The only thing missing right now are some hairy elf balls on my chin."
On the first day of Christmas MichaelK sent to me a Bear with a Norelco Raizor...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
The male model for J lo's new cologne for men. Essence of Skeletor by J Lo!!
The creators of the man-o-lantern is happy to bring you the elf-o-lantern.