Wednesday, December 24th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 23rd!

I swear if Adnan lets that landing strip grow any longer, Britney is going to be standing beside him waving some little orange flags trying to direct air traffic or asking if you prefer the peanuts or crackers. - Sluttsville

Runners-up:

No, a West Virginian is a little different than a Brazillian. - Sweetas

Wino's most recent topless pictures were somewhat unsurprising to the world. - cheeeeeto

Thanks Jill

Posted by: Michael K


savaged's picture

Tommy girl's landing strip pointing the way for Johnny's peen.

Richard-Schlichting's picture

This gives a whole new meaning to handlebar mustache.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"

angel_i's picture

Treasure Trails.

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Provolone's picture

'Elf shoe' chest hair is all the rage this Christmas

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Provolone's picture

'Elf show' chest hair is all the rage this Christmas

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Having only one long hairy penis on his body wasn't enough for Cisco Adler

Mrs. Gosling's picture

lmao ew I cant beleive he had enough hair for that! especially around the nipples!

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Happy Holidays

Provolone's picture

Who knew Barbizon had a man-scaping department

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Unhappy Trail.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

If Adnan can get Britney with one short strip, imagine what he'll wind up with,

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Man, that crown molding is tacky!

MJF's picture

Anyone else think he lost a bet?

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

axeman5150's picture

Manscaping 101 - Make it look neat.

Merry Christmas Michael K!!!

MJF's picture

Cletus knew this would make his sister proud to be his prom date.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

CindyC's picture

After Reggie started dating Oprah, his old flavor saver just wouldn't cut it.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

They don't make Chia pets like they used to.

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You better watch out, you better not cry.

paris herpes's picture

That is so gonna be my laptop's background when I get home!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Moustache rides: $3500.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

John Travolta needs some manscaping!

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You better watch out, you better not cry.

loozer's picture

Happy Trails to You...

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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

MJF's picture

Well, that's ONE way to show your love for JLo.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

MJF's picture

Fu-man-chachacha-chia!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~