Afternoon Crumbs

Lily Allen looks so hot!
Does anyone knows if her album is out yet?
http://www.starsjournal.com/2320/lily-allen-will-release-her-second-albu...

winehouse bod BUT in her defense she's got a cute face!

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:54pm.
meh...pear shape..bigger on the bottom than top..still don't understand her appeal.

Bowling pin with boobs.

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meh...pear shape..bigger on the bottom than top..still don't understand her appeal.

Duh. I just fuggered it out. Lily is lifting cheek. Her belly is just gas. She prolly made the same mistake I once made by eating a whole can of peas.

That's one meaty thigh right there...Oh, yeah, tiger likes it like that *licking tiger chops*....

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Looks like Amy got whacked out and tried to take off & fly off that porch.

Lily's the chairman of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Not to get too graphic but my areola and nips look like a standard playtex bottle nip. Not huge saucers and not teeny dude nips. I just laughed out loud typing that.

she has elephant legs

dot, I don't like the shape of hers. They look like cones. Eva Mendes has saucer size nips- ugly.
Nipple shape makes a huge difference. My boobies aren't big, but they are inproportion with my body, and my nipples are a nice size/shape, so my boobies are pretty.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:06pm.

I think Lily's boobies are ugly. Her nips aren't pretty. Prettiness in boobies are all about the nipples for me.
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So do you prefer when nipples are hard and puckered up or when they are soft and pliable? My boobs look way cuter when a soft breeze blows by them...lol

I think Lily's boobies are ugly. Her nips aren't pretty. Prettiness in boobies are all about the nipples for me.

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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
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I've never seen less need for red, yellow, and gold stars. I take it back - cover up that beer gut.

I just LOVE it when misogynistic fuckwits (Drunken Stepfather, IDLYITW) mock a woman's breasts. Because you know those pimple squeezing, knob-rubbing intellectual giants have to beat ready, eager and willing women off on a regular basis. Mobbed everywhere they go, because they're just. that. desirable. *rolls eyes* Fucking trolls.

Anyhoo. Dolph Lungren is totally my dream older man. 6'6. Swedish. Super genius (got a Fulbright to MIT). Still in great shape. Le sigh. His wife is cute, too. Good for him.
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RE: Winehouse's beach pics.

Eyes not rolling back in her head. Check
Can stand up unassisted. Check.
Looks clean. Check.
Is a more healthy weight. Check.

Mah Christmas wishes granted. Check.

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:56pm.

I give credit to any gal who has the guts to go topless at the beach. I'm too repressed. I can't do it. Maybe someday...
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Deb, If I ever get 'brave' enough for that I'll probably be so old, saggy and senile that I'll scare anyone with 20/20 vision. lol

Lily has beautiful perky tits...I wish mine looked like that.

I am somewhat astonished that Wino is able to go out in the sun! Shouldn't she be lying in a coffin all day?

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:22pm.

I'll edit, too. (Monkey see monkey do....)

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

Lily is a hot pearshaped mess..

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Also, re: Star Trek video:

"Guess who?"
Mr. Sulu?"
"You wish!"

That made me LOL so hard! OMG!!

The fan-made Star Trek video is so great! Obviously the acting is terrible. I love the awful attempt at Scotty's accent and the fact that they don't let Chekov say anything (are they afraid of messing up his fake Russian accent?) but somehow I am glad these things get made. Being a dork myself, I understand the motivation behind it. I would do it if I could. Also, things have sort of come full circle: in the original series, an interracial kiss between Uhura and Kirk was big controversial news. So it's about time we had hot gay boys in Star Trek, even if it's just in fan videos.

That interview with Guilllermo and Tom Cruise is hilarious!

After watching that my long-standing, extreme distaste for L. Ron Jr. has waned somewhat.

He's still a nut job, tho.

phrnt phrnt

Nice pot belly ya got there Lily

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edited to Paris Bentley thread

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 5:38pm.

It'd be classic if it turns out Benji broke into Paris's home.

==Ooooh I likey your thinkin, that'd be cool. How could they prove it wasn't Joel's DNA that dun it? Instant reasonable doubt/alibi.

Shame Hilton and Benji split. I would've LUURRRVED to see bald Benji stepping in and out of that labia pink Bentley.

She would be way hotter with bigger boobs - the small ones make her look chunky, which she is not

I don't really like her but I wouldn't mind having a bod like Lily. I think her breasts are beautiful. Hollywood has totally distorted the modern view of beauty.

I give credit to any gal who has the guts to go topless at the beach. I'm too repressed. I can't do it. Maybe someday...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

It'd be classic if it turns out Benji broke into Paris's home.

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

The guy Amy's with on vacay, Alan Carr, is minor Brit TV presenter and comedian.

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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."

I feel bad for girls who are "bigger" with tiny boobs. I wouldn't call Lily Allen fat but for her weight her boobs don't look right.

It may be that in some sense, fashion models are considered to be bony frames from which the fabric properly hangs. Its very functional, and maybe sexual attractiveness to straight men is the lowest priority of the fashion industry.

Having spent some time in south america, I do tend to stand out as being overweight since most of the people there simply do not balloon out in middle age. I consider it to be a function of fast food and lots of sugar in our diet.

In the other presumtive beauty industry, hollywood, I think the norm of slender, with inflated fake boobs and a fear of wrinkles that leads to freakishly distored plastic surgery faces, is also unattractive. With the advent of internet porn, containing thousands of hot looking women, hollywood a-listers start looking manufactured and non-human, as provolone points out. Maybe to a slob like me, a gal who looks easy is more attractive than one that looks perfect... ;)

Provolone you love to generalize. Generalizations are your forte.

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Maybe if dior commercials were in Calories Monthly obese people wouldn't miss it. And all that playboy airbrushing sucks, who wants to beat off to a real doll. Thats why they're about to go under. Penthouse 4 life. I wanna see those c-section scars!

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Lily Allen looks WAY better with clothes on. She is a flat-chested, huge tree trunk legged monstrosity!

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My eyes my eyes! MK should've call this lot "Afternoon Chunks". And to all those people who got touched by Tom...HAPPY HERPES EVERYONE!

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:36pm.

Im just saying if anyone IS selling that anorexic look its gay guys. As far as Americas obesity epidemic thats on shitty parents. I've noticed whenever i see a family portrait at someones house the youngest kid is always the fattest.
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Yeah... but, you can't sell what someone doesn't buy so who's fault is that? Kind of a circle jerk huh? I mean think about it... -And, don't tell me Playboy models aren't airbrushed ridiculously and I highly doubt most of the people working for Hef aren't hetero.

Magazine covers with Photoshopped, overly perfect faces and bodies are always going to be sitting there on the shelves in our subconscious mind when we are at the grocery check-out or the mini-mart...it's unavoidable really.

Regarding obesity? My maternal grandmother was morbidly obese...my husband's parents were both morbidly obese and a couple of his sisters are too. Obviously...all of these anorexic subliminal messages have missed the boat because our obese folks missed that message in a ginormous way.

You know what? I thought I had a point but my hair is up in a towel and it's annoying the hell out of me so I guess it's time to deal with my hair/mop. lol

Im just saying if anyone IS selling that anorexic look its gay guys. As far as Americas obesity epidemic thats on shitty parents. I've noticed whenever i see a family portrait at someones house the youngest kid is always the fattest.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:29pm.

You know who sells anorexia? Trannies! Every time I see a hot Tranny I curse the powers that be for the discrepancy in body fat between men and women!
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lol! Don't be hatin' on my trannies! NOOOOO! Trannies have DIVA legs I'd DIE FOR!

I'm taking shite way too seriously again huh? hehe

Katie looks so sad and awful,its sad she is like this during the holidays.

Dolph Lundgren I would hit,his wife I would not.

Tommy Girl looked hot and happy but he really should do something to help his wife,he needs to get her help.

Wonky must be real desperate to hang out with that BFF loser

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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You know who sells anorexia? Trannies! Every time I see a hot Tranny I curse the powers that be for the discrepancy in body fat between men and women!

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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:17pm.
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Well, blaming gay men for selling anorexia is a bit of a stretch.
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LOL! Provolone is very flexible:)

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:17pm.
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Well, blaming gay men for selling anorexia is a bit of a stretch.

Considering the USA has a huge problem with obesity...I don't think that argument holds much water.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:17pm.
fashion media=run by gay guys, which is why models in ads and runways have bodies have 16 yr old boys.
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Agreed. Thats why guys find super skinny girls gross! And thats why you see so many women saying things like asses and hips are gross. Straight men are not attracted to bags of bones!!

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

Ick. I feel I should look away--child porn...

Nice nalges provalone... Beats lily allen's gallon of malt liquor distending her digestive tract.

"Paris wasn't invited and left shortly before they arrived so she wouldn't have to see Benji or be asked to leave the private area for Christina." - NY Post

Ha! But she still showed up, right? Whore.

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fashion media=run by gay guys, which is why models in ads and runways have bodies have 16 yr old boys.

I said that to my dykey man hating English 101 teacher when she held up a fashion magazine and said "this is the image men force upon us!" But of course the common sense flew right over her mullet but i can't blame her, after all she was a college professor

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

lilys definately not fat. shes not svelte. its her body type. if she lost enough weight to have skinny legs shed look awful.

gawd Im bored!
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