Tuesday, December 23rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Not to be outdone by Wino, Lily Allen airs out her chichis too - Egotastic!

Psst. Should we tell Katie that she's wearing a bathrobe outside? - Just Jared

Dolph Lundgren: I'd hit it - IDLYITW

Whitney from that Hills show looking like a ren faire reject - Hollywood Tuna

The Victoria's Secret models don't have shit on Amy Wino - Popsugar

Some hot gay action (and bad acting) on Star Trek - Towleroad

Wino topless + busting a move = pure comedy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tommy Girl is good at head...touching - Lainey Gossip

Wonky gets dissed and rightfully so - Hollywood Rag

I'm kind of scared that I can spot CoCo's toe from a mile away - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


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For me - I just wanna get that girl into a Yoga class...get some strength on her...but I think that's totally personal...

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:11pm.
angel_i you are very introspective and thoughtful :)
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Yeah, well thank GAWD for tinfoil!;p

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I don't think Lily is 'fat' by any stretch. She has an Italian girl's body or "pear shape"...you can see her freaking ribs so she ain't no fat girl that's fer sure.

Snowy, my avatar is my attempt at 'reverse photoshop engineering' lol

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"if Lily were Mother T., methinks these pictures would def not exist. lol"

True dat, heee~

Seriously though.

For some (myself included) she's interesting in a non generic pop star kind of way.

For others,she;s ugly and a bitch, which might or might not be mutually exclusive to which quality they perceive first.

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angel-i i think youre right. I think its important to look at art & photography, old photos, ya know, stuff that breaks the mold of what current media is trying to feed us

angel_i you are very introspective and thoughtful :)

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Sibsi, if Lily were Mother T., methinks these pictures would def not exist. lol

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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:54pm.

You know what I hate. When people call a girl that doesn't look like a concentration camp victim "normal". What does that mean? What is normal? I can guarantee that if Lily went down to a 0 people would call her beautiful/glamorous/whatever.

I don't know why I care so much. Must be the stress.
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And there you have it.

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

The media creates stress by streamlining the images that are available to you most often. Starving women wrapped in silk and jewels...women with mom butts in mom jeans....full-figured women in uniforms and pantsuits...and so on (yes, yes I'm exaggerating)...and "normal" is what we can possibly carve out of all of that...given the stress we are put under to try to fall into one category specifically...

I think...

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

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Lily allen is fucking hot. She doesn't need to lose a pound. Those are some hips anyone could get behind

Ps. perfect nips

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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:51pm.
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Get out of my head!

I've my concerns for The Terminator franchise as well.

Ugh... the studios will probably one day justify their choices as 'well, the economy was in the toilet, so we had to use proven franchises.'

Mark my words!

Of course we all know they could have left all that alone and done something original, something which speaks for our current situation.

In the end, it all boils down to laziness in my book.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:54pm.

PS. I think people point out her flaws cuz that's what people like to do;p I like it that she looks human. Physically, she's not my type but I'd hardly call her "ugly". She's not beautiful but for a human, in general, she's alright. And I like the way she sings.
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I bet it would be easier to ignore her disproportionate shape if she were Mother Theresa though.

Of course I am with you that people do like to do that no matter what.

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TEAM LILY (for the most part)

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:54pm.

You know what I hate. When people call a girl that doesn't look like a concentration camp victim "normal". What does that mean? What is normal? I can guarantee that if Lily went down to a 0 people would call her beautiful/glamorous/whatever.

I don't know why I care so much. Must be the stress.

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@LondonParis

You date white guys?

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:57pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:52pm.
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I think shes charming as well. She seems honest, bitchy and funny which is what most of my friends are like.
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Same:)

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Lily Allen. Stop it right fucking now. You look a hot mess- if you're going to turn to face the cameras, at LEAST throw on some lipstick and mascara and give those awful pictures some reedeeming quality. Swamp creature!

"Well you're a whore, whore."

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:52pm.
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I think shes charming as well. She seems honest, bitchy and funny which is what most of my friends are like.

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

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PS. I think people point out her flaws cuz that's what people like to do;p I like it that she looks human. Physically, she's not my type but I'd hardly call her "ugly". She's not beautiful but for a human, in general, she's alright. And I like the way she sings.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Agreed on both accounts.

Lily doesn't have a charming personality, so maybe that's why people are quick to point her flaws though.
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O - I think she's very charming!

But I'm a badass like that;p

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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:45pm.

I HATE to say it but, I feel the same way about T4. I love Bale and I love the Terminator movies after T3 I really think they should've left that shit alone. I DO however hope they prove me wrong.

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hot avie .
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Agreed on both accounts.

Lily doesn't have a charming personality, so maybe that's why people are quick to point her flaws though.

And I really wish they would start making original films, instead of remakes, adaptations and so on.

I am not even a trekie and am already fearing for the worst case scenario here.

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The world would be a better place if more people would diss Parasite.

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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:43pm.

Boobs? *yawn* But, that Gouda Buddha belly coupled with the thunder thighs...she's got a Rachel Rae bod.
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Good observation. And shes starting to get just as annoying as her as well...

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Boobs? *yawn* But, that Gouda Buddha belly coupled with the thunder thighs...she's got a Rachel Rae bod.

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I think Lily looks fine. People really need to mind their own damn business when one the beach...or anywhere. I'm far to concerned with my tan than what ever anybody else is wearing or not.

I wanna see that Star trek movie but I'm afraid its going to suck major donkey balls. Far to concerned with making a blockbuster (aka making millions upon millions of dollars) movie than a good trek movie.

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One thing these pictures confirmed for me: wish I could be somewhere warm by the ocean right about now.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:34pm.

But what if they don't flop? What if they bounce? Or skip? Or jump?
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Then it'll be a nice little holiday show for everyone!

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I TOLD you we were all gonna meet up one day, topless and screaming about boot moves and ass tax.

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You know..I dont know if this is right or wrong...but I hate went people dump on and spread mistruths about Paris. Benji didnt dump her she dumped him and im sure no one would ask her to leave the private area..shes a bigger star than Christina. Its kinda weird though how her bff is always walking 4 steps behind her...strange.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:34pm.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'm so there. Let's walk around with no shirts on screaming in commingback language.
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Yeah, they made it legal here about 10 years ago or so....it's not prevalent but every once in awhile you'll see some (always seems to be older) lady walking down the street, swaying in the breeze. :)

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dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:30pm.
OH! Our sunny kdracofan said the f word! ROFLMAO!!!!

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SHAAAAT UPPPP!

lol

I had to! such uglyness - yuck!

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Talk about hawt sexeh!!!

http://popsugar.com/gallery/view/2634991?page=0,0,0&show=large

Wooo-woooo-wooooooooooooo!

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OMG I used to loooove Dolph Lundgren. He was kinda hot in Universal Soldier, albeit psychotic.

Lily Allen and her pear-shaped ass need to take that shit somewhere else. What a delusional twat.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:29pm.

Ya gotta move to Ontario, LCT....you won't find work but it's legal to go topless anywhere!
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ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'm so there. Let's walk around with no shirts on screaming in commingback language.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:27pm.
I wish Canada had nude beaches. How glorious it must be to walk around with your knockers flopping about.

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But what if they don't flop? What if they bounce? Or skip? Or jump?

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crack titty tuesday! YES!

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Oh sh*t. In college there was a grl who id always expected was crazy but what proved it was when she showed up at the college library, (the social,always crowded hub of the college) in a effing bath robe with her hair looking like Madusas looking wild in the eyes. Someone should tell Katie about this....

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But the big question is.... are they real? roflol

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Sh!t!! First Parisite stole Angelyne's car, and now she stole her ex-BFF/possible SIL Nicole Ritchie's look. Not only is she a POS STD-dumpster, but also a copy-cat thief!!

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I wish I could walk around naked all the time

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OH! Our sunny kdracofan said the f word! ROFLMAO!!!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 3:27pm.
I wish Canada had nude beaches. How glorious it must be to walk around with your knockers flopping about.
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Ya gotta move to Ontario, LCT....you won't find work but it's legal to go topless anywhere!

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Most importantly, the Katie link says that she will NOT be accompanying Tiny Tom to the Golden Globes because she will be with her Broadway cast members that night. WHAT? WHAT? Who authorized that? That is a breach of contract. Is Katie getting a backbone? Or is it a calculated (yet baffling) move on the part of her PR 'bots?

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my eyes just jumped out of my face

fuck

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Ok, now don't judge me for this, but I'm pretty sure Wino got her moves from Harvey Price. He dances just like that.

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I wish Canada had nude beaches. How glorious it must be to walk around with your knockers flopping about.

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I used to think Lily Allen was cute, but that's changed. I don't know if it's her horrid personality or not, but I really dislike her.

In the Popsugar pix, Wino looks *gasp* almost okay. Her color looks better, she's clean, she's wearing makeup, & her nails are done!

Disappointed in the Wonky dis -- I was hoping it would be louder, more violent, & uglier!
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Wino is getting a gut.

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i want to bear my little boobies on a tropical beach too!
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I met Dolph a few years ago when he was filming a movie behind my workplace....super nice guy, and yeah Mk, I'd hit it too.

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WTF kind of music was Wino listening to? Jebus, crack titties bouncing to a fro.

*pours bleach in eyes*