Tuesday, December 23rd 2008

Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....

What red-hot TV starlet is an in-the-closet lady lover? (Gatecrasher)

I can't post the words "red-hot" without paying tribute to Rojo Caliente! I miss her. My guess to this blind item would probably try and hop on Rojo's hotness and ride that shit, but she needs to drink (typo and it stays) on. It's not going to happen. My guess is Kate Walsh. D-U-H.

WHICH television actress has more to deal with than her recent divorce? Spies have spotted her leaving AA meetings in Hollywood. (Page Six)

See above.

Which acting couple with a bit of an age gap between them is having trouble acting like their home life is going well? One discovered that other had briefly cheated on them, and they have been struggling to work through that betrayal out of the public eye. To make matters worse, there is now the added stress of a child in trouble, as they recently discovered that one of their kids has a drinking problem. (Blind Gossip)

Demi and that Asshole? Those Willis girls are a mess.

It seems that this former B+ 80's actor and now known for indies and his best friend was on an airplane this weekend and forgot to lock the bathroom door on the plane. Word of advice. If you are going to defile the plane by doing a #2, your fellow passengers would probably at least not like to open the door and see you do it. The woman in her 20's who happened to open the door didn't know who the actor was and just said sorry. When our actor emerged he was just as embarrassed as the woman. (CDAN)

I immediately thought of Corey Feldman, because he looks like the top. I'm not sure if you'd call his movies "indies"? They are more like straight to the discount bin.

Image: INFDaily.com

Posted by: Michael K


Mysmichelle's picture

I don't get blind items, if they know shit why tease us with it?

missy's picture

I hate when ppl get down on mickey rourke cause he was SO FARKING AWESOME in Barfly, and that movie is just THE BALLS!

blind items? 1. aoki 2. auntumn 3. basement cat
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Sibsi's picture

I don't think any of these blind riddles would make interesting headline if they straight up named names - and therefore, were not riddles - when trying to sell a tabloid.

With exception of # 3, because messed up families seem to always grab people's interests.

Specially if it's Demi and her boytoy, which likely is~

Salem13's picture

#1 Kate Walsh?

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snowpiece's picture

it's just not Christmas without some Rojo Caliente!
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Provolone's picture

1# i hope its that big tittied red head from Mad Men. That would be some hot scissoring action

2# those aren't ashtons kids and no other gold digger couples come to mind

#3 mickey rourke

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B+ 80's actor = Mickey Rourke

spankypants's picture

My first thought for #3 was Michael Douglas and CZJ but Ashton, Demi, and Ms. Potatohead is probably correct.

SeH's picture

#3 is def Demi & Ashton. I wonder who cheated on who?

The rest of the BI's sound boring.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

THE RETURN OF ROJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.