Only Traitors Buy Mischa Barton's Headbands
Mischa Barton has FINALLY launched her eagerly-awaited (NOT) line of headbands. Yes, because there are zillions of dumb whores who want to throw away $200 on a piece of shit that you can make yourself using scraps from your memaw's craft box. But don't even bother. Wearing a piece of paper that says "I am a foolio" is cheaper and gets the message across clearer.
Mischa's cacabands cost anywhere from 90 clams to 200 clams and are sold at some joint called Stacey Lapidus. If you even think of buying one of these, I swear. I'll.... I'll.... curse your name and never masturbate to you again. There is only one celebrity headband line allowed and that one belongs to international supermodel and silver screen star Phoebe Price! Of course, Phoebe had her line first. Mischa is a copy cat bitch! Phoebe even had her cellulite photos on a tabloid first and then Mischa had to go and copy her with that too! Mischa is a devil woman.
Mischa's headbands won't do anything but make you look like your head is too fucking fat, so you need a belt to hold it up. That doesn't really make sense, but I never do, so just go with it. Phoebe's headbands will do so much more for you!
Only after wearing them for a few minutes, you will get the sudden urge to pose on the street for absolutely no reason. Before you know it, paparazzi or creepy old men will start taking pictures of you and turn you into an overnight supermodel sensation just like Phoebe. Her headbands have that power! They might also cause you to rub raw chicken cutlets all over your face, but that's a small side-effect you can kind of live with.
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Note to Momagers: If you pimp out your kids in show business before they know what's what, they'll be burnt out by 22, and selling $200 headbands in the middle of a recession when most people barely have two nickels to rub together. Just saying.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:00pm.
Wha? *returing gift bought for Nittay*
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No, honestly Dee. Don't return it. I will use it to store all my Boudin balls and Kolaches! poifect! *MuaH*
BTW, did that headband I sent you fit?
Yes, buy her products, because you definitely want to steal the look of someone who looks 15 years older than she is. She'll be stealing Bea Arthur's look before she's 35.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:44pm.
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You may be on to something...perhaps that's a gym bag under her arm..cuz it's too hideous for any self-respecting faux actress to be totin' around.
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Wha? *returing gift bought for Nittay*
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Santa Clause and His Old Lady
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:54pm.
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LMAOOO! And with every order you get a free can of borscht.
Vhat de jell joo mean? Dey dohn stink thot sheet is foney?
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:40pm.
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Ditto, mah lil' feline flower..Don't forget, she needs to dump the wanna be dreamy eye Kiki look, that even Kirstin Dunst can't quite pull off.
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Amen sister. I mean, if I were hunting for a mail order bride who "knew how to have a good time", make no mistake this pic would make the top 5, but seriously???? This shit???? I mean, shit, trade the headband for a babushka, and tell me you don't see a pretty/average '70's style Russian mail order bride...Oh, and calm down about the babushka comment IT WAS A JOKE...A JOKE...With those awful roots, what that whore really needs to hoc is some burkas...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:44pm.
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You may be on to something...perhaps that's a gym bag under her arm..cuz it's too hideous for any self-respecting faux actress to be totin' around.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:44pm.
Let's Get Physical! (NOT)
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LMAO! That was the WORST 80's song and worst VID ever...just weird. The chubtard men rolling around in a gym. RIGHT :))
Let's Get Physical! (NOT)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:40pm.
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Ditto, mah lil' feline flower..Don't forget, she needs to dump the wanna be dreamy eye Kiki look, that even Kirstin Dunst can't quite pull off.
This ho needs to get her roots done, she needs a trim, some low-lights and ho' needs to get to the gym she got the skinny-fat 40 y/o arms on her that's gonna turn into full fledged lunch lady arms befo' bitch hits 30...Shut up wif yo' head bands bitch...Who wants to look like yo' ass?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
To think that our PP actually started a Hollywood trend. It's only a matter of time.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 8:48pm.
@ angel_i:
The only thing missing from you avie is gorgeous chola brows..
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Yes, I left her all natural cuz she's so purty already!
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Of course, you're right. Why mess with perfection?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 8:48pm.
@ angel_i:
The only thing missing from you avie is gorgeous chola brows..
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Yes, I left her all natural cuz she's so purty already!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
@ angel_i:
The only thing missing from you avie is gorgeous chola brows....Could a belt as a shirt be any more timeless? It's so Audrey Hepburn meets Coco Chanel with a dash of Grace Kelly thrown in...*Sigh*...Oh, the effortless glamour....
O/T: Really, Misha? I mean really? When was the last time your ass had a job? Do tweens and teens ever know who your mushy ass is anymore? Face it, you are OOOOOOVAH!...Next....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 8:44pm.
Thanks angel_i, you just proved my point!
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My pleasure! Have a great holiday=)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
i'd really like toknow what kind of moron shells out more than ten cents for these tacky headbands...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
If you she likes the Sixties hippie look so much, then she should move to a commune.
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Thanks angel_i, you just proved my point!
Gonna go finish packing!! I leave tomorrow....the airport will be chaos.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 7:26pm.
I know her as the girl made of paint on the billboard down the street from my house:)
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by justaguest on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 7:52pm.
Maybe she can hook up with Jeanne Bice, bedazzle them a little more and sell them on QVC.
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That ho makes bank. My German auntie loves the QVC Quacker Factory stuff.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
I would not be caught dead wearing a peace -hippie band like that.The whole peasant look sucks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Does this stupid skank realize we are in a recession? Does she seriously think people will pay that much for a piece of crap that will make you look like an idiot?
I don't know what offends me more, idiotic headbands or Piece of Shit Hilton's pink Bently.
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Maybe she can hook up with Jeanne Bice, bedazzle them a little more and sell them on QVC.
Isn't she the chick that had the really fucked up ass and thigh cheese in the pictures snapped by the Paps? If she is no wonder she is branching out she sure ain't getting any roles with that fucking ass cheese!
I saw a few pairs of Lindsay Lohan's leggings in a magazine. The were priced from $68.00-$125.00. I couldn't believe it!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
I spent my headband money on a lipstick-sized stun gun.
Now that is HAWT.
Zzzzpt.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Is that a photograph or a fucking oil painting?
That headband would look better around her neck... with the tension setting turned up to 'strangle'.
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Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 7:09pm.
She's oblivious to the amount of people that can't remember from where do they know her,
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I know her as the girl made of paint on the billboard down the street from my house:)
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She's delusional if she thinks her 'line' will sell.
I know lots of rich people but they wouldn't take her shit if it was given to them, much less buy it themselves.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Cacabands? Aren't they used to hold colostomy bags in place?
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When I first saw Mischa I thought she was really pretty but I only thought tha t for like a month, now I don't think so at all. I like her nose though for some reason.
What alternate universe does Mischa live in? There's a total of 5 people on the planet who want a fucking designer headband. Mail them each one and be done with it!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
She's oblivious to the amount of people that can't remember from where do they know her, what tv series she was in or her name.
Stupid cunt!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Pixie want a better bag , you can go to linea pelle's site and they are having sample sales that are really cheap but also they have non sample bags a lot this season for like 40% off too. I've gotten two this season for 40% off. The bag looks like it has squishy leather like a LP bag, so i thought of LP.
lol I liked when Nicole Richie wore scarves on her head.....like a few years ago
I wonder if they have headbands for my diseased liver
That purse looks like an oxygen starved colostomy bag and the arm strap looks like a pit-rash waiting to happen once you weigh that big ol' thing down with anything more than a couple pennies and a tampon. Bleh.
Never like what she wears though, I think she tries to look like Paris somewhat, it doesn't work though
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:58pm.
I love accessories too, scarves mainly.
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Scarves are cool. They would be my accessory of choice. I have a million of them and I use them in lots of ways. Hey! I could make a headband!
;p
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That whoel outfit is tragic
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:51pm.
Love you Socky!
Cacabands are not a good look but PP-bands are much better.
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Hi! Manimal! *sock monkey hug & smooch* PP wearing cacabands brings attention to her big nostrils. Why? I have no idea. But that's all I see when I look at her face when trying to escape looking at the cacaband. *shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
ewwww pixie lol
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:51pm.
Look, this trend is not really taking off, I have yet to see some tragic teen twit sporting a fuckin' headband.
==What about the Wonk's headband? I totally think she is trying to copy Nicole Richie's look here. And she comes up looking like a big brown dumped turd instead.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/paris_hilton_gets_dissed/
Fuck the fug headband WHERE does one get the purse she's wearing? My, um, friend wants to know...
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And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:51pm.
Yes they do.
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No. They don't, especially if you have a low forehead! *sticking out little sock monkey tongue* Me lurves your avie! Too funny!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I love accessories too, scarves mainly.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:51pm.
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Yes they do.
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heh heh burn! carpet burn!
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Parachute pants. ROCK IT!!!!!!!!!
I do see it tonnes here...and I can totally see it taking off with tweens. Them bitches are CRAZAZAY about accessories. I didn't even get it when I WAS a tween. My friends always wanting to go to Cute Store and Butterfly to buy a bunch of too many accessories. I could barely deal with just straight up clothing and jewelry!
Crazy kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!
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