Only Traitors Buy Mischa Barton's Headbands
Mischa Barton has FINALLY launched her eagerly-awaited (NOT) line of headbands. Yes, because there are zillions of dumb whores who want to throw away $200 on a piece of shit that you can make yourself using scraps from your memaw's craft box. But don't even bother. Wearing a piece of paper that says "I am a foolio" is cheaper and gets the message across clearer.
Mischa's cacabands cost anywhere from 90 clams to 200 clams and are sold at some joint called Stacey Lapidus. If you even think of buying one of these, I swear. I'll.... I'll.... curse your name and never masturbate to you again. There is only one celebrity headband line allowed and that one belongs to international supermodel and silver screen star Phoebe Price! Of course, Phoebe had her line first. Mischa is a copy cat bitch! Phoebe even had her cellulite photos on a tabloid first and then Mischa had to go and copy her with that too! Mischa is a devil woman.
Mischa's headbands won't do anything but make you look like your head is too fucking fat, so you need a belt to hold it up. That doesn't really make sense, but I never do, so just go with it. Phoebe's headbands will do so much more for you!
Only after wearing them for a few minutes, you will get the sudden urge to pose on the street for absolutely no reason. Before you know it, paparazzi or creepy old men will start taking pictures of you and turn you into an overnight supermodel sensation just like Phoebe. Her headbands have that power! They might also cause you to rub raw chicken cutlets all over your face, but that's a small side-effect you can kind of live with.
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heh, I go to fashion school and I still have to go online and see what the celebs are wearing (i know that's silly to some ). But my school is not up to date like they think, because they know chanel is always good doesn't mean they know fashion. NOt that i'm an expert but I feel like I know more than them if they are always going to do projects on LV and Chanel, the typical.
30 bucks is fair, it's not cheap, not for that crap, and it's not something most parents of the kids nowadays would say no to as long as they have a normal income.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:43pm.
I haven't seen anyone wear them like that here, but I'm in ga we are slow in fashion.
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Yeah - we hover around the bottom of that NY, London, Paris, etc. etc. list...I see that on stores and in mags all the time...it's the only way I'd know...
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Look, this trend is not really taking off, I have yet to see some tragic teen twit sporting a fuckin' headband.
Maybe partly because I live in the snow shitting part of the country....
The roads are SHIT SHIT SHIT right now, I feel sorry for anyone trying to fly out or in anywhere on the east coast or Mid West.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:48pm.
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Cacabands are not a good look but PP-bands are much better.
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Maybe i'm wrong and rich people buy them but I doubt many do.
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Yes they do.
How come celebrities don't realize they will likely esp D list, make more money if they price those things for 30 bucks? Then people who like them don't have to be a fan of hers and will just grab one, for the price she has them it's going to have to be a shopping junkie like me who really likes them (which i don't ) when I have money or a huge fan of hers. If they were 30 bucks parents could buy them for the kids that wear them where Angel lives.
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Cacabands. When worn across the forehead..not a good look...on anybody.
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Why is this skanky bitch still around?
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I haven't seen anyone wear them like that here, but I'm in ga we are slow in fashion.
Oh I wear headbands all the time, but not this kind and not like that. So I mean bring that style back.
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That's it. I'm bringing back parachute pants and cutoff sweats. No! Don't try to stop me!
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 6:38pm.
Yeah, I think she and Nicole Richie are the only two that I can think of that are trying to bring this back.
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Flashback. I just realized I've said this before. Mebbe twice.
They are EVERYWHERE here. But only on kids.
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I don't think headbands were long enough ago to bring them back. Din't we wait a good 50 years to bring them back last time? That particular headband is great. If you're 12.
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Yeah, I think she and Nicole Richie are the only two that I can think of that are trying to bring this back.
Rosemary, I hear ya. I have a HUGE headband collection but I only use them to pull may hair back out of my face when I'm cooking and cleaning since I don't have bangs. Olivia Newton John was the only one I ever thought looked cute with a head band on her head this way. Yeah, I'm old. :P
OMG, I wear my headbands on my head not my fivehead ok? Stop with this crap of headbands on your forehead damn it! I hate hate that look! I don't want that shit trapping sweat on my face and forcing hair in my face! GOD!
TAKE THIS CUNT AND THE USELESS WHORES FROM 'THE HILLS' AND 'THE VIEW' AND PACK THEM IN A YELLOW BUS AND DRIVE IT OFF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN!!
*cutting and pasting MK's post*; If my daughter squeals that she has to have one of these things I shall show her what MK, the internet fashion maven says and tell her sternly:
"No dear. I'm not spending $200.00 on a caca band"
A caca band. Kinda sounds like a gastric band...on never mind..
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why do none of these dumb fucking cunts consider getting an education when their five minutes is over?
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Wouldn't those beady thingies get all tangled up in the hair?
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Mischa is not even acting anymore nor is she "famous", she's practically out of the D-list at this point...why would anybody buy these crappy headbands?! Or anybody's headbands for that matter?!
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Way to CGI to look human. But then again ...
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ONLY FUCKING IDI0T RETARDS BUY HEADBANDS..