Suri Cruise Is Famous
Suri Cruise is really famous. Even more famous than her raggedy ass parents. She has the fan mail to prove it! Creepy? Yes.
Star Magazine says that the world famous superstar known as Suri gets around 100 pieces of fan mail a day from around the planet earth. If the Postal Service delivered shit from other planets, she'd probably get alien lovers from around the damn universe writing her.
A source tells Star, "She's even more popular than her superfamous parents. She has such a huge following that I'm surprised there isn't a Web site dedicated to her yet."
Apparently, most of the dumb dumbs writing Suri want to know where she gets her clothes. Do these crazies realize that she can't read? Suri probably will never learn how to read. All she has to do is wear hot clothes, flip off the paps and get carried around. Why bother learning how to read, write or walk?
I don't even want to know what the other letters say. That other shit probably has the PedoBear stamp of approval on it.
Tommy Girl definitely queefs over all the fan mail Suri gets. He probably replies to every single one with an autographed picture of Suri. Gross. Suri is seriously effed. She is better off running away and joining the circus.
Below is the world's most famous celebrity being carried by her bitch in NYC last night and this morning.
I just wonder how long she's going to be "two."
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Tom's been looking like a new man lately and Katie is being wiped out spiritually by this entire charade, for she's actually using Suri to hide behind and draw energy from rather than playing with her child here. It's really sad to see this, such a young talent being used by someone we all thought was a good guy! It's not as noticeable as Brit's train wreck was but its just as tragic!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
I happen to adore Suri.
But I logged on to say merry Christmas everybody, wishing you great health, lots of love and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
...just felt like spreading some joy:-P
Do they ever stay home?
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 5:32am.
Yah, but is has t be a head trip, having acrowd of people with cameras snapping away all the time. Why do her parents parade her around for the paps like that?
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I'm glad they are finally putting a coat on her, but what is with the baby blanket? That is going to one messed up girl.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
There are two sites dedicated to suri:
http://www.suricruiseitalia.altervista.org/home.php
http://suricruisefashion.blogspot.com/
Thanks TITS!
I loved the christmas card! That kittah has 'tude!
Well, only a fussy old whore would point out any typos such as perhaps using a possessive apostrophe when merely plural was intended. I ain't so particular as that.
Have a Great Holiday!
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czechmyshit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:54am.
facts i know due to a connection with the head of a major movie making company...
-tom cruise is gay (duh)
-katie holmes is paid a large sum of money every month to be his "wife"
- suri cruise is not tom's child (he cannot have children)
- suri is the biological daughter of katie holmes's ex boyfriend (no names)
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I believe all that except for the last one. I think Suri is a contract baby and the father was an anon. sperm donor or someone Tommy Girl picked. (I think Suri looks a lot like his cuz, William Mopather.) Katie Holmes probably got a really nice sum for carrying the kid.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:59am.
Submitted by taxi mom on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:42am.
Stockbroker just called me. He is busy.
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don't you get tired of registering new ids and generating fake ip addresses?
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You just go on about your business:)
What a bummer...she is so cute, but when she grows up it'll take a team of shrinks to get her as sane as Britbrit.
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
She really looks like L. Ron Hubbard.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:43am.
There is something about this kid that screams "BRAT" in neon letters. In 80% of the pictures of her online, she looks like she ate a lemon wedge.
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In those pictures of her being carried by the body guard she actually looks content and happy. Telling...
Anyone here @4:45am?
(I'm in New Jersey)
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
I missed the fun again... :(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I still think she looks like L. Ron Hubbard.
czechmyshit on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:54am.
facts i know due to a connection with the head of a major movie making company...
-tom cruise is gay (duh)
-katie holmes is paid a large sum of money every month to be his "wife"
- suri cruise is not tom's child (he cannot have children)
- suri is the biological daughter of katie holmes's ex boyfriend (no names)
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Some say Chris Klein. But I have always gone with Josh Hartnett. Something about the eye shape, hair and height.
There is something about this kid that screams "BRAT" in neon letters. In 80% of the pictures of her online, she looks like she ate a lemon wedge.
I'm more of a Violet Affleck person too. Much more pleasant.
PS...of course part of the problem might be that Katie has no clue on how to dress her kid for winter weather. I'd be angry too if I was freezing to death.
nobunny answered me. :(
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Is there a xenu rule against jackets? Wasn't it like 11 in NY yesterday? WTF? Can't they at least put gloves on her?? WHAT THE HEY-ELL!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:48am.
oh, and we all know Suri has recently celebrated her 3rd birthday. there is no way in hell that kid is 2 1/2.
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She does look pretty big for 2 1/2. Is that why they carry her? So people can't see how tall she's actually getting? Hmmm... you might be onto somethin'.
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Yea isn't that why he and nicole kidman didn't have any kids. And she had a biological one so lets do the math. Man shit clogged his baby producer!!! Why am i talking about this drunk?? I can't wait for nfl playoffs to start.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
facts i know due to a connection with the head of a major movie making company...
-tom cruise is gay (duh)
-katie holmes is paid a large sum of money every month to be his "wife"
- suri cruise is not tom's child (he cannot have children)
- suri is the biological daughter of katie holmes's ex boyfriend (no names)
believe me or not, but i can't help but pass on this information - the whole situation just blows my mind...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:48am.
Your a chick. the only belt you should have is the one off in the corner of my bedroom. Can I get a hell ya!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
oh, and we all know Suri has recently celebrated her 3rd birthday. there is no way in hell that kid is 2 1/2.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Ya, almost every kid is cute. Suri is because of her super cute haircut and very cute clothes. But if you look real close at her face, she isn't anything especially cute. She is the spitting image of Tom and has a lot of Katie in her eyes. You never know with kids this young. They can turn out stunning or adverage. Your whole cranial facial shape can change a lot during your teens, and even before. And even having braces can really re-elign the lower part of your face. Time will tell. I say she will be adverage looking and will a lot like Tom.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
*yawn*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:28am.
You know what? We should have a dlisted nativity calendar, you know the one's with the little windows and you open one each day?
It'd go something like this:
Window # 1 Tigerlilly
Window # 2 Troll sprog
Window # 3 Troll smegma
Window # 4 Sock Monkey
Window # 5 Troll diarrhea
LOL YOU ARE NOT REAL REMEMBER?
You know what? We should have a dlisted nativity calendar, you know the one's with the little windows and you open one each day?
It'd go something like this:
Window # 1 Tigerlilly
Window # 2 Troll sprog
Window # 3 Troll smegma
Window # 4 Sock Monkey
Window # 5 Troll diarrhea
and so on.
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Dont get mad. Stockbroker is my number one and i comment him first. I love you all! Let's get married and have kids. xoxoxoxo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:13am.
joe, it was my first test- Yellow Belt is first promotion. I am no ass kicker just yet....lol
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You can take TV, I'm sure of it.
*running out of room*
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
You bitches are blowing up my myspace. I can't comment quick enough!!!!!
you know I would marry Tommy Girl if all I had to do was say nanoo nanoo and get an anal probe once in a while.. I would sleep all day and spend all his money.. fuck his kids though I would give those losers back to Nicole they ain't his anyways
He would not bother me. He only fucks the cabana boys anyways... I would invite all my friends over every day.. a good life !
Sorry about that rant.
my cat wont stop hacking. WTF! it needs attention
nIGHT HORZ
I drove 35 of Rose's friends today. I need a drink and a shot!
Thanks for all the love on myspace bitches
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:45am.
It does sound like fun..sorry, got the full crew home with the holidays!
You go, Mama!!! Just don't wear a colored headband when you're kickin' ass, aight? There's a lynch mob forming over in the Mischa Fart-on thread! need to scoot...lemme borrow a couple of those kick ass moves to use on a few of the domesticated family members here...xoxo
I love to pick my nose when I post.. and then put it on the screen and leave it there.. its so so
artistic....
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:06am.
I'm not afraid of her wardrobe, I knew a tranny with a pink feathery boa in Tae Kwon Do.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
joe, it was my first test- Yellow Belt is first promotion. I am no ass kicker just yet....lol
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
My cats have ADD. Shit!
Hey whores!
What up.
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:56am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:45am.
ummm, wouldn't this be the ideal time of the month to be kicking ass? You can get your Red belt!!
*ducks from tiny fists of fury*
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hahahahahahahah...and I dunno about those fists being so tiny TV...she's got a yellow belt you know..
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
TITS don't you ever just get tired ? I do.. I am old and I need Geritol... I see you on here a lot.. You must be in the popular crowd on here!!
We should be friends... What is your number ?
I give you a call and we go out sometime OK?
I need some friends for I am just an old hag and I have none :(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 1:01am.
TITS, his name is Chris Bridges, which he uses for acting, and Ludacris is his rap name.....if you weren't fucking with me..... :)
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not fucking... this time :)
the name was so stupid i thought tina fey had made it up! heehee
sorry.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
I am a busy person. What is an IP? Stockbroker happens to be my friend tyvm!
Submitted by taxi mom on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:42am.
Stockbroker just called me. He is busy.
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you chewin on his peen again? ain't you supposed to be a taxi mom? STOCKY is hawt and I am gettin him.. I will beat you up over him !!
TITS, his name is Chris Bridges, which he uses for acting, and Ludacris is his rap name.....if you weren't fucking with me..... :)
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"