Suri Cruise Is Famous
Suri Cruise is really famous. Even more famous than her raggedy ass parents. She has the fan mail to prove it! Creepy? Yes.
Star Magazine says that the world famous superstar known as Suri gets around 100 pieces of fan mail a day from around the planet earth. If the Postal Service delivered shit from other planets, she'd probably get alien lovers from around the damn universe writing her.
A source tells Star, "She's even more popular than her superfamous parents. She has such a huge following that I'm surprised there isn't a Web site dedicated to her yet."
Apparently, most of the dumb dumbs writing Suri want to know where she gets her clothes. Do these crazies realize that she can't read? Suri probably will never learn how to read. All she has to do is wear hot clothes, flip off the paps and get carried around. Why bother learning how to read, write or walk?
I don't even want to know what the other letters say. That other shit probably has the PedoBear stamp of approval on it.
Tommy Girl definitely queefs over all the fan mail Suri gets. He probably replies to every single one with an autographed picture of Suri. Gross. Suri is seriously effed. She is better off running away and joining the circus.
Below is the world's most famous celebrity being carried by her bitch in NYC last night and this morning.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:56am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:45am.
ummm, wouldn't this be the ideal time of the month to be kicking ass? You can get your Red belt!!
*ducks from tiny fists of fury*
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clearly you're not a fan belt.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
TV:
I am laughing so hard here, I could cry!
I fucking love you.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Submitted by taxi mom on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:42am.
Stockbroker just called me. He is busy.
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don't you get tired of registering new ids and generating fake ip addresses?
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
my snake has cirrosis :(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35am.
OFF TOPIC: guys, it is nice to know there are some nice and grateful celebs still out there....
I just had to run to the Apple Store, and Ludacris was outside.
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That's real? I thought that name was a made up name on 30 rock.
huh. well i'll be.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:45am.
ummm, wouldn't this be the ideal time of the month to be kicking ass? You can get your Red belt!!
*ducks from tiny fists of fury*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
MTC, that'w what are my siggies are for, to bring back memories!
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
I didn't bring up the last time we met, because I looked scary that day....lol
Actually Nitty, I got my ass kicked in my first Sparring Matches tonight- but to be fair, it was against a Brown Belt, and a Blue/Green Belt....
It was FUN!
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
Stockbroker just called me. He is busy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35am.
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Hey, PSL..Isn't that like the 3rd time you ran into him now? Careful, one more time and his bodyguards will call the cops and report you as a "stalker."
Seriously tho..it's good to know a celeb or two that I admire, aren't total dicks.
Hope you kicked some butt in karate!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35am.
Hey PSL! Geebus, LRB? That takes me back to mah childhood. *memories*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 12:35am.
So cool PSL! It's neat to hear when celebrities are cool to their fans. He seem very down-to-earth.
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Knot Comes Loose
where is that " Stockbroker?" I just went to the Asian market for some corn and liver and it were closed dang it !!! He better get me my moneys back ! Maybe I needs me A Scientology Stockbrocker.
where is that " Stockbroker?" I just went to the Asian market for some corn and liver and it were closed dang it !!! He better get me my moneys back ! Maybe I needs me A Scientology Stockbrocker.
But Suriously, why does she even own a pair of shoes?
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OFF TOPIC: guys, it is nice to know there are some nice and grateful celebs still out there....
I just had to run to the Apple Store, and Ludacris was outside. A bunch of teenage girls were all sqwaking at him....he signed an autograph...I asked him if that ever gets old, and he smiled at me and saw, "Nawwww"....it was really cute.
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And I love you best, you're not like the rest
You're there when I need you , you're there when I need - I'm gonna need you
- Little River Band "Lady"
if Suri was a dinosaur her name would be Cunt a saurus
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I wonder how many letters Suri gets that start with "RUN...RUN FOR YOUR F*CKING LIFE!!!"
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HI TIGERLILLY. THIS STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING FAMILY. WHO FUCKING CARES IF YOU ARE A SCIENTOLOGIST. JUST FUCKING GODDAMN OWN UP TO IT. FUCK. WE GOT FAR FUCKING WORSE THINGS LIKE THOSE FUCKING GODDAMN ANGELICANS SAYING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL AND FUCKING BE TORMENENTED IN HELL. TOM CRUISE IS FUCKING ALRIGHT. HE IS AN ALRIGHT DUDE IN MY FUCKING BOOK. NOW THAT HE HAS LET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE FUCKING BAG, HE NEEDS TO OWN FUCKING UP AND STAND BY HIS BELIEFS AND TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO FUCK OFF. CAUSE HIS CAREER CERTAINLY IS FUCKED SO WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO FUCKING LOSE.
wait till she gets her " Dirty Pillows" Xenu will not like that...
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU !!!
I want a smelly clit damnit!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:43pm.
Melly Clissmus angel!!!
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Ok, you know it's bad when THIS is the only thing I understand on a thread!
MELLY CLISSMUS!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
poor poor lil girl is sad to watch
Katie Scarlett, 911 emergency, go check the *ahem*. I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is sneering at all of you.. she is the spawn of Satan and you are going to hell...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:54pm.
my bad, sorry
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:37pm.
OMG that was you???
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:49pm.
Don't be all jelly Nitty. You know it's my turn on the IG express.
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Knot Comes Loose
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:47pm.
DeeDee.... *)*&^$&&^W##^*(*R
That is all. ♥♥
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THAT is ALL?! *harumph*
DeeDee.... *)*&^$&&^W##^*(*R
That is all. ♥♥
Suri needs her bangs cut again. Get her a Christmas 'do at Hair Cuttery, Kate!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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RIMADYL KILLS
TV, you are such a loveable asshole
Night Tigerlilly, scratch a bitch up tay? Sexy style.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:35pm.
Merry Christmas IG! ♥♥ I love dem chipmunks.
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Knot Comes Loose
Ok, skanks, I can't possibly have another glass of wine that would enable me to hang with you trashy sluts so close to xmas...(and yeah, that was some DListed foreplay there...HWAT!) Yeah, the tiger cub needs whatever his fat ass needs and I gosta get some beeeyoootay sleep...Yeah, you ho's gonna be jelly h8rs in the a.m. times when I awake lookin all HWAT!
NITE WHORES! GET TA XMAS WHORIN'!! (all that gift buyin' and church shit interfered with yo' xmas whorin'...right?...Yeah, I knew you whores haven't even bought a gift...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:37pm.
That's why I switched to anti-social networking. I email strangers and tell them to fuck themselves.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Melly Clissmus angel!!!
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Own it like a strap-on.
ME, I can see why you are freaking out.
as I said, social networking can be a bitch.
M.E., same thing happened to me 4 years ago. There are really easy ways to find someone, like those genealogy sites, or something as easy as whitepages. There are organizations that specialize in hunting someone down from trace information.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I am a little tipsy. But I just want to wish all you most excellent hwores a Merry Christmas!! xoxox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnrosVyamY
RE: Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:23pm.
There are all sorts of ways to find lost family. If you have a name it costs a few dollars to buy an unlisted # and address.
Night, CrazyIJ...thank you for the pie crust tip! :)
I don't think I understand why they need to go out every day. Its not as if they're meeting Violet at the park. Where are they supposedly going? Up and down the sidewalk?
I'm wishing all you DSluts a very merry Christmas this year! Expect the worst and it might just turn out to be a great holiday. I'm going to be gone a while to do home rat shit like bake & wrap gifts. Thanks for getting me through the stressful holiday season with snickers and chortles at all kinds of inappropriate stuff!
I bet most of those letters contain a gift certificate to Burlington Coat Factory.
smurfy, it's freaking me the hell out.
Check your MS, I'll send you the link, do your own visual comparison...
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:16pm.
I can't wait until she shanks Shilo or Zahara and then the apocolypse of brangeloonies vs. Scientology freaks will rain down up on us all.
Sure there will be collateral damage, but there will be less scientologists and less brangeloonies. Everyone wins.
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LMAO! Everyyyyyyyyybodyyyyyyyyyy wins.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:05pm.
You people always hatin' on Suri: What did that little girl ever do to you???? Leak her diaper on your lap? NO. Throw a tantrum in a restaurant where you were having your anniversary dinner? NO. Steal one of your cookies? NO. Hatin' on her is as weird as writing her letters. She's a little kid, for crying out loud!
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I'm pretty sure that lil' bitch stole cookies from me... THIN MINTS at that...Ok, maybe it was one of those shitty Shortbread numbers you only order for your grandma, but I'm almost positive she not only bogarted cookies from me, but GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!! Who does that???? Psychopaths, that's who...And I'll tell you something else...*looking in cupboard, discovering alleged stolen Girl Scout Cookies*...Er, uh...I gotta go...We'll resume this discussion later....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:16pm.
social networking can be a bitch, girl, good luck with everything I hope is a reason to celebrate.
and I just wanna say Happy holidays to everybody you sluts!
Crap, I can't think of my local serial killer who beheaded his mother, killed several college students....
Ugh.
Kemper!!!! Kemper!!! He killed his grandparents too I think.