Wednesday, December 24th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Clarice, Rudolph's girlfriend from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Clarice loved Rudolph even though he had a big ass red nose. The bitch knew that the brighter the nose, the bigger the peen. Clarice also sang one of the hottest songs in the movie. Clip below:



Posted by: Michael K


Micheal, I have to tell you- this is fucking random ofcourse, but I took the SAME exact pic off my cell phone when this shit was aired. You are my fave blogger by far and now I realize its because we may possible share some kind of genetic mutation. Maseltov to me!

Zappy's picture

...I always cry when she sings that song...

Mittmah's picture

The only Christmas show I like other than Heat Miser and Cold Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus)

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fashion disaster's picture

I love that flick. It still makes me cry after all these years....Peace out, people!

meadowgirl's picture

i love this!!! AWWWW!!! for some fucked up reason unknown to me...i was feeling the Christmasy holiday spirit...and i wrote out a bunch of cards for work bitches. my cards were Clarice & Rudolph. SO CUTE!

i also made a bunch of fucking homemade cookies. i mean, like from scratch.

what the fuck was i thinking???? :D

i love Clarice! my favorite!

nah my favorite was the lil drummer boy! gave me a healthy cynicism of all humans!

Clarisse's picture

It is sweet that you all love me so much! I am not worthy!!! Wait...yeah I am.....

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soul's picture

Clarice(that voice, sorta upper crust huh?) is a sweetie; never miss her and Rudolf wif his freakin beacon. =o)

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omg, MK I"m so in love with you it's sick. NO one makes me laugh harder. I was watching Rudolph just the other day thinking Clairce has a really husky slutty voice...ahh, you complete me

no you didn't resurrect sweet Clarice! I used to watch these christmas specials in my jammies.
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I hated Santa for being such a dick to Rudolph until he needed something. You know his ass was saying shit about the Misfit Toys, too. No wonder hos name is an anagram for Satan.

I mean, really good message to send, Fatso. (See how what feels, Santa? Hurts, doesn't it? Now imagine that some day someone needed to use you for a flotation device -- one of your enemies -- and never even gave a decent apology before hopping aboard the Tubby Lifeboat.)

blueberry's picture

Clarice is fierce. Love this post!

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Mighty Marzi's picture

I was never a wanna-be until now. I WANNA-BE CLARICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sluttsville's picture

Dang, if Michael Jackson only had a Clarice in his life 30 years ago to tell him that his real nose was better than that false one.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

"The bitch knew that the brighter the nose," ... the bigger the hose.

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I love this movie, my sister and I watch it together every Christmas Eve. That song makes me cry every single time!

Happy Holidays and Peace to everyone! Stay safe!

The Real Mimi's picture

Watching that clip brought tears to my eyes and warmed by cold heart.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Awww, I love this version of Rudolph! I really wish I hadn't deleted it off my DVR before watching it. *cries*
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love clarisse! she is so cute :)
merry xmas eve everyone!

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angel_i's picture

Clarice was the best thing that ever happened to that guy!

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Lori Dukes's picture

I fucking love Clarice.

Merry Christmas!

The C word's picture

Awww, nice choice Mk!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

My all time favorite Christmas special by Rankin Bass. I cried like a nancygirl as a child when Clarisse sings this song.....snotdribbling, I tell you.

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Ms. Caligula's picture

That movie is one of my biggest Christmas guilty pleasures. I bet I've seen it 100 times. Hell, I've even got a stuffed Bumble that sits in my office year round!

gia's picture

adorable...sweet,sad faced woodland creatures will always have a special place in my heart.

awww... cute!

Bondagebarbie's picture

She is a cutie but The Bumble is my favorite character from that show.
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loozer's picture

Yummm. Clarice would be good with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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anony54321's picture

mk that is just plain wrong.
clarice is chaste and good.

there's always tomorrow
for dreams to come true
hold on to your dreams
come what may
there's always tomorrow
for dreams to come true
tomorrow is not far aaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

i dont even need to watch it. its one of my favorite songs.

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LisaRose's picture

Can't get through Christmas without this song! Clarice rules!

SICKITTEN's picture

Only you and I are up at this hour. Come visit www.sickitten.com again. You'll be fast asleep soon.promise.

SICKITTEN's picture

However, I do have a problem when Rudolph leaves the cottage of the Land of Misfit Toys. Close the door, MF. Like the LIPA/CON ED bill doesn't matter. Close the freakin' door behind you!

Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m ****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful model woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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I love you, MK. My feral cats love this shit, too