England's Finest Rose Celebrates Her Birthday With Class
You might have gone temporarily blind from the jolt of pure elegance that hit you when you first laid eyes on these pictures of the always stunning Jodie Marsh celebrating her 30th birthday on the streets of London last night. Shake it off and take in the natural beauty. Don't take it in too much or you might be spending your Christmas Eve in line at the free clinic.
As with everything Jodie does, her party was a sophisticated and elegant soiree. The theme was Rock 'N Roll and I think Jodie came as a new kind of jungle STD that only grows in Dreamboat Doherty's dick bush. I'm lying and making hurtful jokes!!! Jodie dressed as a fine lady. A lady so fine that her nipples are made of diamonds and gold.
When Jodie "turns straight" again, Prince William should really consider making England's finest rose his wife. Jodie obviously needs to be the Queen of England. Only a graceful and exquisite beauty like Jodie can properly wear the crown of England.
Here's more pictures of the Shauna Sand of England with her girlfriend Nina (dressed as Slash) last night.
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now, this is classy! Pam could take come pointers from this classy broad. oh, this babe is younger. forget ti Pam.
In the interests of "say something nice," she is well-built, with the obvious exception of the fake boobery. It's too bad she feels the need to show ALL of it EVERY time.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
What a Coke Whore!
Can someone help me takeoff the thing that sticking on her nipples please?
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Y'all aren't talking about the lotus boob picture, are you? Because the mental image of that still makes me want to cry.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Why is she famous?
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
@ Nonny and Latina
It was that stupid email about washing all new bras or you could get this fungus infection that was a photoshopped horror of worms and other fugglies and headcheese.
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:46pm.
Those nipple covers look like some kind of infectious disease. I think I saw something like that once on the Internet, and I didn't want to see it again.
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I know exactly what ur talking about that SHIT used to haunt my fucking dreams til i found out it was a photoshopped pic. i should have known from that cunt ass fake story about worms in her nipples for WEEKS and she didnt know..I would post a link, but like i said, haunt my dreams...
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I dont think, I drink.
Those nipple covers look like some kind of infectious disease. I think I saw something like that once on the Internet, and I didn't want to see it again.
Desperate much! I can't believe that she went outside dressed like this.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Osama bin husband thinks she's hot. Of course, he loves those girls who hold open their butt cheeks and show the sphinxy-poo. He thinks he's 16 and shit like that.
Why she still bothers to wear clothes? You can see on the look of her face that all she wanna do is rip those nipple stickers off and show her nekkid skank body
**** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:16pm.
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Shut up.You know you would fuck her.Titty fuck her at least.
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:16pm.
She looks like an over-inflated blow up doll modeled after Amy Winehouse.
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No. You. Di'nt.
Look here. Just because she's a dirty sex hooka wif tatts and too much make up and...oh, oh I... ok. I see your point. Nevermind.
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Jodie Marsh you spectacular whore!
Demure, enchanting and elegant, as always.
*washes eyeballs with methylated spirits*
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I remember when I went through this stage. I was like 18. I wore the assless shorts to let people see my tatoos. I'm 35 now, and I cringe whenever my brothers or sisters bring that subject up. That or the time my mom found my dildo......but that's another pic all together...
Sit and Spin...What a great slogan for little kids to learn!!!!
Pam is in a league of her own, no need to compare a woman that had 2 children naturally out of her vagina and someone that dont even want dick in her pussy like this puurtee wild child, so lay off Queen Pam! And its amazing all the nasty things here being said about someone obviously enjoying her life to the fullest unlike you fat ass unfuckbables here!
"skank this, skank that"!
she's having fun and looking fierce doing it and YOU ALL are, uhhhhhh,, bitching about it because she isnt fat and miserable like you are?
lol!!!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
she has a decent face and bod compared to other skanks on her level. definitely an upgrade over tranny Pammy.
Submitted by ssquicksilver on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 9:51pm.
She's a ridiculous skank for sure, but I'd still like to fuck the livin' shit out of her
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Really? Cuz I'm a ridiculous skank too! *jamming pasties on tiger nipples*....What? That ain't hot enough for some xmas eve action? Psssht...well fuck you! Ok? But uh, call me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by cringe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 8:44pm.
isn't this bitch a mum?
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Not yet but she's working on it;)
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She's a ridiculous skank for sure, but I'd still like to fuck the livin' shit out of her.
I bet we see Pammy Anderson wearing this next week!!!
Were they "seperated at birth?"
Honestly......... what is wrong with women these days? They dress like this, then wonder why people call them "skanks"?
Living well is the best revenge.......
isn't this bitch a mum? and i can't believe i'm saying this but coco is prettier and way classier!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:38pm.
Pam Anderson is so discreet in comparison.
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No kidding. This ho makes Pam look like Donna Reed.
Aye carumba! I think I just vurped in my mouth...
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
What the HELL is wrong with this deluded ass bitch? I guess she's so goddamn neeeeedy for validation from other people, that she thinks she will obtain it by showing off her almost naked body. How PATHETIC.
Also, why is she wearing two gigantic condoms on her legs? Aren't those two going to scissor later?
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Her body really doesn't look that bad if you chop (Slap Chop perhaps?) off her tits... and her head....
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Ugly and gross.
Her prescription for Prozac must have been filled out in a Rexall in Bizarroworld. Its shame-depleting properties are probably unknown to mortals.
What I don't get is why she thinks that by covering the nipple it's "okay". Your still naked moron!
D-yikes!
<" I'm lying and making hurtful jokes!!! ">
If I didn't visit for just that, I'd read "People".
Pam Anderson is the Virgin Mary in comparison.
Utterly trashy. WTF is wrong with dis bitch? A real woman doesn't have to walk around showing her goods. A real woman carries herself with class.
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KILL IT WITH FIRE.
I've been expecting this. I mean how long did we think it would be before people just start walking around nude?
The visible thong above the waistline was the start of this nonsense.
Remember when flashing a bit of ankle was risque? sigh.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:53am.
In an odd way, it really IS impressive that every time I see this trick, she is even MORE tacky than the last time. It's getting to be extraordinary in it's own right!
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I know, right?
She's AMAZING!*sigh*
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Can't imagine what they might FEEL like... But they're alright lookin for store-bought stripper titties.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 2:11pm.
I wonder what those gigantic melons feel like?
Me, too. Oh, you mean as an after-market add-on? Sorry....
I wonder what combination of drugs causes this delusion. Because it is downright...disgusting...it's not even Halloween either. It's a great outfit for Mass!!!
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...Lil' Kim called - she wants her look back...
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...how can I miss you when you won't go away?....
Pam Anderson is so discreet in comparison.
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You know there are men and women out there that find this beast attractive.
Wilma going to extremes to get Betty Rubble's attention.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Don't know TV. I think it's another type of dirt on this one.
She looks like an over-inflated blow up doll modeled after Amy Winehouse.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
And then she could drown them in the bathtub while they were doing weird sexual things to her navel.
Is she the younger UK version of Pammy?