England's Finest Rose Celebrates Her Birthday With Class
You might have gone temporarily blind from the jolt of pure elegance that hit you when you first laid eyes on these pictures of the always stunning Jodie Marsh celebrating her 30th birthday on the streets of London last night. Shake it off and take in the natural beauty. Don't take it in too much or you might be spending your Christmas Eve in line at the free clinic.
As with everything Jodie does, her party was a sophisticated and elegant soiree. The theme was Rock 'N Roll and I think Jodie came as a new kind of jungle STD that only grows in Dreamboat Doherty's dick bush. I'm lying and making hurtful jokes!!! Jodie dressed as a fine lady. A lady so fine that her nipples are made of diamonds and gold.
When Jodie "turns straight" again, Prince William should really consider making England's finest rose his wife. Jodie obviously needs to be the Queen of England. Only a graceful and exquisite beauty like Jodie can properly wear the crown of England.
Here's more pictures of the Shauna Sand of England with her girlfriend Nina (dressed as Slash) last night.
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I bet if she crossed her arms it would look like she was hugging 2 bald midgets.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I wonder what those gigantic melons feel like?
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GEEZUS. This whored out trollup is really painting herself into a corner. One day, she MIGHT wake up from her stupidity & drug haze, and realize that she's told the world that she's a slutty whore. Once you go down that road, there's no turning back.
Personally, I'm surprised she didn't give some guy a blowjob right there on the red carpet...
She's suppose to be Wendy O Williams.
Actually (ducking) she's not bad looking..but the fake boobs and tats are hideous!
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I was going to wear this same thing to Mass tonight!
I gotta start going back to mass...
Well, she managed to prop up one sagging boob with the tie, now she's having to use her other hand to prop up the other sagging boob...to make it all look even.
Oh, yeah! *nodding little sock monkey head* She can sit next to my future MIL at tonight's cwismas party.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I was going to wear this same thing to Mass tonight!
I just wanna say ... WOW!!! You Brits have some classy "stars" in your country. Congrats!!
Only if Pebbles was a hooker
she's a cutie :\
(we have the same hair today, but I am new puppy mom. |)
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I wonder what its like to be that delusional? I bet you shes one of those woman that thinks if you don't like her it must mean that you're "jealous" of her.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
I feel like her boobs might explode from the attention whoriness...it is quite a spectacle to behold. Jungle STD?!!?! Hahhahahhah!!!! That made my day MK.
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Trying to keep an open mind about liking this broad.Not happening.
We have a name for women like that in England, Slapper is the polite version, Billingsgate Fish Market is moderate, Cunt like the Channel Tunnel is getting there..... but seeing as she comes from the same county in Jolly Old England as me, I think Essex Girl pretty much sums her up. You Brits on here know what I mean.
I saw her in an interview and she seemed normal but yet she goes out in this and it looks like she's insane. I don't get it
I don't know who is classier...Coco or her.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
OMG! I have that same exact outfit!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
i feel the herp pouring from these outstanding pictures and infecting my computers....she looks so stank...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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In an odd way, it really IS impressive that every time I see this trick, she is even MORE tacky than the last time. It's getting to be extraordinary in it's own right!
Those tats, those rags (scraps, really), the hair, what the hell is she thinking?
She really could be a pretty girl without all the trash piled on her body, but I guess that's not enough when someone suffers from AttentionWhoreItis.
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she is so classical
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It's December. Wasn't she cold?
But why does she always touch her own boobies. She treats those things the way Katie treats Suri.
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Can you believe this is an improvement!?
It really is! In my avvie - her pants were so tight they're not even zipped all the way up.
She used to dress like this with a sloppy belly hanging out. I don't know about you bitches, but I'm impressed!
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Who is this bitch, anyway?!
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Holy bumblefuck, this elegant lady is the epitome of style and class. Grace Kelly, nothing!
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I think she got her boobs fixed, unless I missed a memo. They don't look as painful as they have in past excursions through slutdom.
She must take herself as a joke, not serious like Paris Hilton. You wouldn't catch Paris looking this ridiculous.
This chic k is hilarious, I don't find her annoying but I hate her name!
Merry Xmas bitches from Australia!! I think even with this get-up she still looks better than that Shauna Sand chick.
FUCK!!!! My eyes got the Herp!
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Hilton said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since "upped the security majorly."
Like Pauline once said "Style is like the clap, you've either got it or you haven't". Jodie definitely has it. Her mum must be so proud.
There aren't enough disgusting words in the English language to describe this piece of shit!
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she's MUCH hotter than Pam Anderson....LOL
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What the hell...??? That tie is so unnecessary, overkill.
I don't care what you all say,this bitch is hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Rose? More like RUSE.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
If this doesn't scream class, I don't know what does.
Does she have the one boob holstered because the implant slipped? She excels at skanking-up....or down, whichever.
Ho-ly Crap. That's a whole lotta skank.
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Born today? Is she as pure as Xmas snow? Nah, she just smells like the manger.
filed under dumb ho category
I bet she also got kicked out of church for beibg a church whore
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
Way to dress in an age-appropriate manner.
Actually, her get-up isn't age appropriate for anybody expect a a Vegas hooker.
blimey! my 30th now seems so boring! not once did I get my tittays out.
~ note to Lily Allen and Amy Wingehouse - see you don't even need a beach to get your baps out for some attn!!! :D
What she smells like is tetracycline and peroxide!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She must smell like cig butts and stale cheap perfume the next day. woof.
She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****-. So wonder. She is always dating a young on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆